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Title: Classes for Women
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 01:21:11 PM

CLASSES FOR WOMEN.... Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
 
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
 
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
 
Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
 
Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
 
Topic 5. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
 
Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
 
Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
 
Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
 
Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
 
Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

Title: Re: Classes for Women
Post by: IassaFTots on May 26, 2011, 02:02:39 PM

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Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I never had anyone stress to me the importance of oil in a car.  Until I started dating my boyfriend many several years ago.  He did my oil changes for me.  He told me he wasn't ever going to replace my engine because I didn't check my oil. 

I check my oil now.  Heck, I don't even need a funnel to pour it in!   :-)

Title: Re: Classes for Women
Post by: Big Don on May 27, 2011, 01:47:08 AM

Topic 11: Saying what you mean and meaning what you say