The Conservative Cave

The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on May 26, 2011, 09:32:57 AM

Title: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: bijou on May 26, 2011, 09:32:57 AM
Quote
A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small claims case is using an unfair tactic by sitting a buxom woman next to him at counsel's table.

Attorney Thomas Gooch says the woman's sole purpose "is to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings" -- a dispute over a used car. He asks Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators.

In responding to the pretrial motion, attorney Dmitry N. Feofanov said the woman is his paralegal assistant and contends Gooch cites no "good faith legal argument" why she can't sit at counsel's table. Feofanov, who in the past has described himself as a "consumerprotection lawyer," asked Rivkin-Carothers to impose sanctions on Gooch for his motion.

Gooch told the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin he wasn't objecting to the woman because she is buxom, but because he doesn't think she is a paralegal.  ...
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/194050/58/Big-breasted-woman-at-Chicago-trial-spurs-objection

Keeping you abreast of the latest news.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 26, 2011, 09:33:48 AM
What a boob.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: IassaFTots on May 26, 2011, 09:40:45 AM
He should be canned. 
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2011, 09:51:28 AM
 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 26, 2011, 10:10:21 AM
:picsneeded:

I saw the story in the Chicago Tribune yesterday and sadly there were no pics. :bawl:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2011, 10:23:45 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news

I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is.  Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did.  Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman!  Those lenses are enormous.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2011, 10:30:58 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news

I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is.  Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did.  Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman!  Those lenses are enormous.

I think she stole those glasses from Harry Caray.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 26, 2011, 10:46:07 AM
I think she stole those glasses from Harry Caray.

Maybe the lawyer was confusing boobs & glasses size. :???:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 26, 2011, 11:03:42 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news

I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is.  Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did.  Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman!  Those lenses are enormous.

Seriously?  He thinks that the girl that is so "Buxom" that her only role could be to draw attention?  I'd better stay out of courtrooms then...
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Eupher on May 26, 2011, 11:41:02 AM
The fact there aren't any photos is a real DDD-isappointment.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 01:36:44 PM
What a titillating discussion!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: thundley4 on May 26, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
What a titillating discussion!  :rotf:

Yes it is. That's why I am not Knock(ers)ing it.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 01:41:33 PM
Yes it is. That's why I am not Knock(ers)ing it.

I agree. It's time to nip(ple) this in the bud!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: bijou on May 26, 2011, 02:09:37 PM
I agree. It's time to nip(ple) this in the bud!  :cheersmate:
I think there's room for a cuple more puns yet.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 02:16:38 PM
I think there's room for a cuple more puns yet.

I understand that the woman in question bought one of those Playtex "living" bras but had to give it away since she didn't know what to feed it.

My cupth about ready to run over with punth...  :wink:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Eupher on May 26, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
You guys keep hooking me in to this thread, knowing that straps aren't my thing and that I'd rather knock out a few pushups.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 03:04:00 PM
MOI?

Not MOI! I ain't hooking anything!

Now UNhooking is a different scenario.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Tucker on May 26, 2011, 04:23:18 PM
Moooooooove along. Nothing to see (unfortunately) here. Udder disgusting.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 26, 2011, 04:54:30 PM
So was she bounced from the courtroom?

 O-)
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: BattleHymn on May 26, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
Did anyone else catch the name of the lawyer representing the car dealership?  Thomas Gooch.  I think I'd change my name.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Gina on May 26, 2011, 06:31:25 PM
This thread is udderly useless without pics!
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Splashdown on May 26, 2011, 06:41:13 PM
Thanks for the mammaries.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Gina on May 26, 2011, 06:48:35 PM
Thanks for the mammaries.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: dandi on May 27, 2011, 08:43:28 AM
Considering the picture, I would have to conclude that the terms "sexy" and "buxom" are very subjective.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 27, 2011, 08:48:13 AM
I think we've milked this topic long enough.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Eupher on May 27, 2011, 08:50:04 AM
I think we've milked this topic long enough.

Tit's okay. There are at least a few more puns out there ready to bounce and sway into this thread.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: IassaFTots on May 27, 2011, 11:40:13 AM
Tit's okay. There are at least a few more puns out there ready to bounce and sway into this thread.

Are ya sure?  I think we should say Ta-Ta for now!
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: bijou on May 27, 2011, 12:56:54 PM
I think we've milked this topic long enough.
There are a great many more cheesey puns to be made yet.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 27, 2011, 01:26:01 PM
There are a great many more cheesey puns to be made yet.

Has anyone won the booby prize yet?  :???:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2011, 03:04:48 PM
Has anyone won the booby prize yet?  :???:

where's a titmouse when you need one? :naughty:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Tucker on May 27, 2011, 03:40:17 PM
Some of you are just padding your post count. I say take a Kleenex and stuff it.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 27, 2011, 03:48:22 PM
where's a titmouse when you need one? :naughty:

In its nest, watching over the little tits.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: bijou on May 27, 2011, 03:52:07 PM
I'm finding the quality of the puns on this thread very uplifting.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 27, 2011, 03:57:40 PM
We're just trying to provide some support.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Tucker on May 27, 2011, 04:05:34 PM
I'm finding the quality of the puns on this thread very uplifting.

I don't know. Things are starting to sag.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Eupher on May 27, 2011, 06:12:35 PM
I don't know. Things are starting to sag.

I'd say things have been, and continue to be, quite perky.
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2011, 06:56:35 PM
This thread should be mamorialized.  Since all of you seem abreast of the news I am impressed.  I just can't figure out which one of you I want to be my breast friend. :naughty:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Tucker on May 27, 2011, 07:00:43 PM
This thread should be mamorialized.  Since all of you seem abreast of the news I am impressed.  I just can't figure out which one of you I want to be my breast friend. :naughty:

Does it taste like chicken?
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: CG6468 on May 28, 2011, 08:01:19 AM
This thread should be mamorialized.  Since all of you seem abreast of the news I am impressed.  I just can't figure out which one of you I want to be my breast friend. :naughty:

If your breasts are looking for a friend, here I am!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
Post by: Randy on May 30, 2011, 05:16:08 PM
It does seem to be sagging, maybe someone should implant something to perk it up.