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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on May 26, 2011, 09:32:57 AM
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A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small claims case is using an unfair tactic by sitting a buxom woman next to him at counsel's table.
Attorney Thomas Gooch says the woman's sole purpose "is to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings" -- a dispute over a used car. He asks Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators.
In responding to the pretrial motion, attorney Dmitry N. Feofanov said the woman is his paralegal assistant and contends Gooch cites no "good faith legal argument" why she can't sit at counsel's table. Feofanov, who in the past has described himself as a "consumerprotection lawyer," asked Rivkin-Carothers to impose sanctions on Gooch for his motion.
Gooch told the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin he wasn't objecting to the woman because she is buxom, but because he doesn't think she is a paralegal. ...
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/194050/58/Big-breasted-woman-at-Chicago-trial-spurs-objection
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What a boob.
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He should be canned.
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:picsneeded:
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:picsneeded:
I saw the story in the Chicago Tribune yesterday and sadly there were no pics. :bawl:
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news
I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is. Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did. Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman! Those lenses are enormous.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news
I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is. Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did. Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman! Those lenses are enormous.
I think she stole those glasses from Harry Caray.
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I think she stole those glasses from Harry Caray.
Maybe the lawyer was confusing boobs & glasses size. :???:
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news
I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is. Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did. Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman! Those lenses are enormous.
Seriously? He thinks that the girl that is so "Buxom" that her only role could be to draw attention? I'd better stay out of courtrooms then...
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The fact there aren't any photos is a real DDD-isappointment.
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What a titillating discussion! :rotf:
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What a titillating discussion! :rotf:
Yes it is. That's why I am not Knock(ers)ing it.
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Yes it is. That's why I am not Knock(ers)ing it.
I agree. It's time to nip(ple) this in the bud! :cheersmate:
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I agree. It's time to nip(ple) this in the bud! :cheersmate:
I think there's room for a cuple more puns yet.
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I think there's room for a cuple more puns yet.
I understand that the woman in question bought one of those Playtex "living" bras but had to give it away since she didn't know what to feed it.
My cupth about ready to run over with punth... :wink:
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You guys keep hooking me in to this thread, knowing that straps aren't my thing and that I'd rather knock out a few pushups.
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MOI?
Not MOI! I ain't hooking anything!
Now UNhooking is a different scenario. :naughty:
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Moooooooove along. Nothing to see (unfortunately) here. Udder disgusting.
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So was she bounced from the courtroom?
O-)
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Did anyone else catch the name of the lawyer representing the car dealership? Thomas Gooch. I think I'd change my name.
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This thread is udderly useless without pics!
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Thanks for the mammaries.
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Thanks for the mammaries.
:lmao:
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Considering the picture, I would have to conclude that the terms "sexy" and "buxom" are very subjective.
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I think we've milked this topic long enough.
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I think we've milked this topic long enough.
Tit's okay. There are at least a few more puns out there ready to bounce and sway into this thread.
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Tit's okay. There are at least a few more puns out there ready to bounce and sway into this thread.
Are ya sure? I think we should say Ta-Ta for now!
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I think we've milked this topic long enough.
There are a great many more cheesey puns to be made yet.
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There are a great many more cheesey puns to be made yet.
Has anyone won the booby prize yet? :???:
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Has anyone won the booby prize yet? :???:
where's a titmouse when you need one? :naughty:
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Some of you are just padding your post count. I say take a Kleenex and stuff it.
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where's a titmouse when you need one? :naughty:
In its nest, watching over the little tits.
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I'm finding the quality of the puns on this thread very uplifting.
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We're just trying to provide some support.
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I'm finding the quality of the puns on this thread very uplifting.
I don't know. Things are starting to sag.
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I don't know. Things are starting to sag.
I'd say things have been, and continue to be, quite perky.
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This thread should be mamorialized. Since all of you seem abreast of the news I am impressed. I just can't figure out which one of you I want to be my breast friend. :naughty:
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This thread should be mamorialized. Since all of you seem abreast of the news I am impressed. I just can't figure out which one of you I want to be my breast friend. :naughty:
Does it taste like chicken?
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This thread should be mamorialized. Since all of you seem abreast of the news I am impressed. I just can't figure out which one of you I want to be my breast friend. :naughty:
If your breasts are looking for a friend, here I am! :cheersmate:
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It does seem to be sagging, maybe someone should implant something to perk it up.