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Title: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Gina on May 24, 2011, 07:48:44 PM
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01903/michelle-obama-win_1903888c.jpg)


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Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 24, 2011, 07:51:07 PM
What an embarrassment to America.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: thundley4 on May 24, 2011, 07:56:19 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/grinch_michelle-obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Gina on May 24, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/grinch_michelle-obama.jpg)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  Oh Gawd ya'll are killing me
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: true_blood on May 24, 2011, 08:26:37 PM
What an embarrassment to America.
Yes, they are!! An embarrassment is an understatement.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: CG6468 on May 25, 2011, 07:31:01 AM
There's not enough lipstick in the universe to give the first chimp a new look.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Tucker on May 25, 2011, 08:40:19 AM
She is officially giving Cynthia Mckinney a run for the title of the freakiest looking person on the planet.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oOJMYL8TW6E/SwX0c6cJNYI/AAAAAAAAC-A/pnRwK9ZHoWs/s1600/cynthia_mckinney.jpg)

Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Karin on May 25, 2011, 03:34:03 PM
I that first pic a photoshop? 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2011, 05:11:21 PM
I that first pic a photoshop? 

Nope....  http://i.telegraph.co.uk/

it's on the The Telegraph over there  :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: DixieBelle on May 25, 2011, 05:34:30 PM
Oh my. Laura Bush would have NEVER looked like that!!! Even in a rainstorm, Mrs. Bush would like classy next to Sharp Shelly.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Tucker on May 25, 2011, 06:24:10 PM
Oh my. Laura Bush would have NEVER looked like that!!! Even in a rainstorm, Mrs. Bush would like classy next to Sharp Shelly.

The definitive word is 'classy". Michele my Bell doesn't have any class. Look who she shacked up with.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:43:30 AM
LMAO !!!!

I got banned from a forum today for saying I didn't want to see what she had under that dress.  I only suggested Sasquatch MIGHT live there.   :-)

Some people have no sense of humor !
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Boudicca on May 26, 2011, 12:47:32 AM
CLOWN.
The kind that gives kiddies nightmares.

The Queen isn't real sharp looking but the woman is pushing, if not over, 80 (poor Charles) so I'm not going to hate on her attire.

Michelle looks like Cynthia McKinney's crazy cousin.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: vesta111 on May 26, 2011, 07:01:54 AM
For the freaking love of Pizza, can anyone but me say they have never taken a horrid picture.??

Photographers professional ones, that is, know darn well what side of the face to photograph. What lighting to use and how to make lightening and angle either make anyone look good or horrid. They can add age to a person, 20 years or deduct 20 years off their person.

This is why they are in the profession, they can make or break anyone they photo, this is an ART Form.

A simple 10 % slant of he head to left or right makes all the difference in the world.

Poor people in the public eye are photographed every day, how the photos are published is up to the photographer and their Editor.

Any two photographers taking pictures on any one person can come up with pictures totally different taken at the same time.

I have seen some wonderful pictures of our first lady, very glamorous, then the pictures that place her in a bad light, Get a life my friend, check out your family albumin's and tell me I am wrong.

Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: zeitgeist on May 26, 2011, 07:10:20 AM
For the freaking love of Pizza, can anyone but me say they have never taken a horrid picture.??

Photographers professional ones, that is, know darn well what side of the face to photograph. What lighting to use and how to make lightening and angle either make anyone look good or horrid. They can add age to a person, 20 years or deduct 20 years off their person.

This is why they are in the profession, they can make or break anyone they photo, this is an ART Form.

A simple 10 % slant of he head to left or right makes all the difference in the world.

Poor people in the public eye are photographed every day, how the photos are published is up to the photographer and their Editor.

Any two photographers taking pictures on any one person can come up with pictures totally different taken at the same time.

I have seen some wonderful pictures of our first lady, very glamorous, then the pictures that place her in a bad light, Get a life my friend, check out your family albumin's and tell me I am wrong.



Ever watch the new version of Divorce Court?  Some funny stuff.  M/zeit has been threatening to bash the tv if she catches me watching it again.  U R right they make the first Wookie look fine as frog hair.   :lol:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 07:53:31 AM
The definitive word is 'classy". Michele my Bell doesn't have any class. Look who she shacked up with.

She does too have class. Extreme lower class, but she has it!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Rebel on May 26, 2011, 09:16:22 AM
---snipded da bullshit---



(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/26/article-1390986-0C44C00400000578-37_634x407.jpg)


Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 26, 2011, 09:20:10 AM
At least it is not another close up of her mystery bulge.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kKpJRdXfZuA/SlAM7-DvPOI/AAAAAAAAGhg/_95fkAf7Ae4/s400/michelle_penis.jpg)

(http://cdn.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/michelle-obama-penis-480x332.jpg)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Tucker on May 26, 2011, 09:22:36 AM
At least it is not another close up of her mystery bulge.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kKpJRdXfZuA/SlAM7-DvPOI/AAAAAAAAGhg/_95fkAf7Ae4/s400/michelle_penis.jpg)

(http://cdn.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/michelle-obama-penis-480x332.jpg)

I guess I shouldn't have had a late breakfast.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: zeitgeist on May 26, 2011, 10:04:02 AM
I guess I shouldn't have had a late breakfast.

I am bettin that ain't the camel's nose under that tent. :rotf:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Karin on May 26, 2011, 04:03:33 PM
Vesta, I'm thinking more about her terrible taste in clothes, rather than if a camera catches her at a bad moment.  The dress in the first photo in this thread is cheap, tasteless and garish.  Her clothes do not reflect a dignity I would like to see in my first lady, that's all. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 26, 2011, 04:06:14 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/26/article-1390986-0C44C00400000578-37_634x407.jpg)



big ol' Angela Davis afro
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Tucker on May 26, 2011, 04:13:21 PM
big ol' Angela Davis afro

Complete with aphids.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: zeitgeist on May 26, 2011, 05:44:51 PM
Complete with aphids.

The photographer who shot that deserves a ^5 thrown his way but more than likely will get an ash tray ala Shillary Clinton  if the Wookie ever gets a chance. A hillarious frame up that one.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: BattleHymn on May 26, 2011, 05:47:03 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/26/article-1390986-0C44C00400000578-37_634x407.jpg)




(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/buck_wheat.jpg)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Janice on May 26, 2011, 06:08:31 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/20shyye.jpg)

Even around the Queen lord Stinky has an air of condescension as he looks down his snout err ... nose at others.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2011, 06:22:15 PM
"Who let the butler in here?"
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Gina on May 26, 2011, 06:29:09 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/20shyye.jpg)

Even around the Queen lord Stinky has an air of condescension as he looks down his snout err ... nose at others.

it looks like he is going doggy on the queen in that pic  "That's some good shit, Elizabeth"  :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2011, 08:12:37 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/backintheussr.png)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Karin on May 27, 2011, 08:33:11 AM
 :lmao: :rotf:  I'm laughing at all of you from Battlehymn up there with Buckwheat, down to Chris's montage.   :lmao:  He's even got the little cigarette stuck in his mouth. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: thelaughingman on May 27, 2011, 12:01:15 PM
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/buck_wheat.jpg)

Thank you.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: FreeBorn on May 27, 2011, 09:56:14 PM
I am putting this here in this forum because this is where it rightly fits.

Over in England during the Royal visit (our "Royals", not theirs), there was many a flap. All were Bona Fide fouls on the part of the ones wearing the American jerseys on this trip, (We The People remain not guilty by disassociation).

Read on.

The Duchess of Cambridge received as her guest the Duchess of E 79th Street, South side of Chicago,  but was outdone, apparently, in the eyes of the fashion gurus.

I am no fashion watcher, I can certainly appreciate a nice rack no matter what it is wrapped in, Versace, Target, it's all good. The contents are what wins grins.

Well, The Duchess of E 79th St. is being lauded as having been just plain stunning during this encounter and what's-her-name is being dissed for being low brow and shopping off the rack.

You be the judge-

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/fashion/the_pauper_princess_rfiaz4yU7LIURcFv6aMOEK

Like I said, I am no international fashion metrosexual expert but to my backwoods eye the Duchess of E 79th St. looks like a gift wrapped beach ball wrapped in the floor heapings of December 26th and the real deal, Her Royal Highness, The Duchess Of Cambridge looks like a million bucks in her off-the-rack dress.

It has been said that the clothes make the man but that does not transcend the sexes. I contend that the woman makes the dress and here we see a prime example.

A mere commoner, Kate Middleton (who the hell is she anyway) compared to some real top shelf womanhood, the Duchess of E 79th St.


Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Chris_ on May 27, 2011, 09:59:52 PM
What on Earth does this have to do with terrorism?
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: FreeBorn on May 27, 2011, 10:14:22 PM
What on Earth does this have to do with terrorism?
The Royal Family of Oahu visiting England was a terrorist act, I contend.  :-)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Chris_ on May 27, 2011, 10:15:02 PM
I thought you were referring to that dress. :gay:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: RightCoast on May 27, 2011, 10:18:38 PM
All the press fawning over Mrs barack when she wore a "consignment shop" dress to one of then candidate barack's events. Typical flaming liberal flaming hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Boudicca on May 27, 2011, 11:21:44 PM
All the press fawning over Mrs barack when she wore a "consignment shop" dress to one of then candidate barack's events. Typical flaming liberal flaming hypocrisy.

Probably wore a $500 pair of sneakers on her flippers at the same time she was dressing down.  Much as she did when she heaved her carcass over to a shelter to pass out the grits and gravy.

But, hmmn, yeah, this is in a weird forum.  OTOH, those shoulders and frocks of MO's scare me every time I look.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: VelvetElvis on May 28, 2011, 09:03:58 AM
Probably wore a $500 pair of sneakers on her flippers at the same time she was dressing down.  Much as she did when she heaved her carcass over to a shelter to pass out the grits and gravy.

But, hmmn, yeah, this is in a weird forum.  OTOH, those shoulders and frocks of MO's scare me every time I look.
Just be thankful she didn't wear one of her Wrestling World Championship belts over there this time again.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: zeitgeist on May 28, 2011, 10:28:52 AM
Just be thankful she didn't wear one of her Wrestling World Championship belts over there this time again.

Like this one?

(http://tribalwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/macho-man-miss-elizabeth.png)

Mancho Mancho Moochelle? 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Ballygrl on May 28, 2011, 11:19:16 AM
I try to avoid discussing her looks and the way she dresses, I've done this for a few years now, but enough! she has got to be the worst dressed woman ever.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Ballygrl on May 28, 2011, 11:22:41 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/backintheussr.png)

OMG! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Ballygrl on May 28, 2011, 11:27:23 AM
BTW Chris, I'm sooooooo stealing that pic for my siggy, just tweaking it and sizing it a bit. The DU lurkers need to see it.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: namvet on May 28, 2011, 12:10:09 PM
there. that looks better

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QPfgYD7KBXk/Td9djzoFDlI/AAAAAAABDEo/ZOijNjGTKds/s1600/PDM%2B27%2B%25281%2529.jpg)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Ballygrl on May 28, 2011, 12:16:17 PM
there. that looks better

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QPfgYD7KBXk/Td9djzoFDlI/AAAAAAABDEo/ZOijNjGTKds/s1600/PDM%2B27%2B%25281%2529.jpg)

:lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Janice on May 28, 2011, 12:19:04 PM
there. that looks better

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QPfgYD7KBXk/Td9djzoFDlI/AAAAAAABDEo/ZOijNjGTKds/s1600/PDM%2B27%2B%25281%2529.jpg)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Chris_ on May 28, 2011, 12:26:47 PM
The dress works for him.

Mrs. President...
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 28, 2011, 06:15:25 PM
Every time I see Michelle at a state event...I think of that Wallmart site...
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: namvet on May 28, 2011, 06:43:05 PM
Every time I see Michelle at a state event...I think of that Wallmart site...

(http://oi55.tinypic.com/34fb950.jpg)

same here
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Karin on May 31, 2011, 01:59:18 PM
That blue dress w/pink jacket apparently was $2000.  Looks awful, like curtains a granny would hang up. 

I love that dress that Kate's wearing, the $340 one.  Impeccable taste. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 31, 2011, 02:35:14 PM
Just be thankful she didn't wear one of her Wrestling World Championship belts over there this time again.
I call that her "boob belt". Most people wear their belts near their waists while she hikes it up just-a-bit to de-emphasize her weird shaped body.

Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Eupher on May 31, 2011, 03:25:56 PM
I call that her "boob belt". Most people wear their belts near their waists while she hikes it up just-a-bit to de-emphasize her weird shaped body.



You can't "de-emphasize" a turd. No matter how dried up it gets, it still stinks.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 31, 2011, 06:30:06 PM
(http://oi55.tinypic.com/34fb950.jpg)

same here

Thank God she's on dial-up.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: BattleHymn on June 01, 2011, 10:14:01 PM
Thank God she's on dial-up.
H5   :-)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: delilahmused on June 02, 2011, 12:16:22 AM
Vesta, I'm thinking more about her terrible taste in clothes, rather than if a camera catches her at a bad moment.  The dress in the first photo in this thread is cheap, tasteless and garish.  Her clothes do not reflect a dignity I would like to see in my first lady, that's all. 

Oh, I agree, the woman is a fashion train wreck.

Cindie
Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: Bondai on June 02, 2011, 12:56:34 AM
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I have seen some wonderful pictures of our first lady, very glamorous,

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Title: Re: Michelle Obama's new look
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 02, 2011, 11:25:20 AM
That blue dress w/pink jacket apparently was $2000.  Looks awful, like curtains a granny would hang up. 

Not mine, God rest her soul, but then again she wasn't colorblind.