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Title: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: bijou on May 24, 2011, 10:07:23 AM: Quote
DURANGO, Colo. â€” A retired postal worker in Durango has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for spitting his own feces at a police officer.

Sixty-two-year-old Paul Kausalik apologized to the officer and his family Friday when he was sentenced. The officer wasn't in the courtroom.

Kausalik was facing up to two years in jail after spitting feces at Officer Chad Langley Feb. 12. Kausalik was being held on suspicion of drunk driving and asked to use the restroom. Langley twice found Kausalik asleep in the bathroom and woke him up. Kausalik later exited the bathroom, walked up to Langley and spit fecal matter, hitting the officer's face. ...
link (http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/eefde6bf9b3c4e1eb241aa317fcbcb68/CO-ODD--Spitting-Feces/)

:puke:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 10:21:20 AM: Oh goody--now we'll get to see 10,000,000 YouTube reactions to, "One Guy, One Bowl."
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2011, 10:25:37 AM: "Spitting his own feces."

1. At least he didn't spit someone else's feces . . .

2. Why . . . naah, I don't want to know. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 12:19:00 PM: That's some nasty shit right there.

Sorry guys, that's all I got. :o
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 12:57:16 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 12:19:00 PM
That's some nasty shit right there.

Sorry guys, that's all I got. :o

C'mon, you can do better than that! Try something easy like "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Talking shit to the cops!'"
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: dutch508 on May 24, 2011, 12:58:08 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
C'mon, you can do better than that! Try something easy like "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Talking shit to the cops!'"

Potty Mouth.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 01:08:48 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
C'mon, you can do better than that! Try something easy like "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Talking shit to the cops!'"

I don't have time for that crap! :-)
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 01:11:11 PM: Speaking poop to power!

:tongue:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2011, 01:20:21 PM: HOLY SHIT !!!!
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 01:20:53 PM: "It's got a nutty flavor..."
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 01:28:47 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 01:11:11 PM
Speaking poop to power!

:tongue:

Ah, leave it alone. One should never polish a turd. :whatever:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 01:29:56 PM: Party pooper.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 24, 2011, 01:39:44 PM: Hey buddy! Test drive a breath mint, would ya?
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: catsmtrods on May 24, 2011, 03:14:54 PM: Sorry Judge I was just talkin shit.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: BEG on May 24, 2011, 03:38:31 PM: Gross
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: thelaughingman on May 24, 2011, 03:56:28 PM: I don't give a shit. But he did.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: bijou on May 24, 2011, 04:02:01 PM: All these puns are driving me round the bend
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 04:02:45 PM: Someone needs to take this thread and pinch it off.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 04:04:08 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 04:02:45 PM
Someone needs to take this thread and pinch it off.

Yeah, before it gets explosive!
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: CG6468 on May 24, 2011, 04:38:05 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 04:04:08 PM
Yeah, before it gets explosive!

Gassy? :rotf:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Thor on May 24, 2011, 05:43:53 PM: The perp must have had a shit eatin' grin afterwards.....
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2011, 06:56:53 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 01:20:53 PM
"It's got a nutty flavor..."

So, you've done a taste test, eh? . . . then again, "Navy" springs to mind . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Thor on May 24, 2011, 07:50:42 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
So, you've done a taste test, eh? . . . then again, "Navy" springs to mind . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:

He's a Sub Sailor, what would one expect?? After all, they live in a big tube that resembles a turd.....
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Gina on May 24, 2011, 08:00:11 PM: Quote from: bijou on May 24, 2011, 04:02:01 PM
All these puns are driving me round the bend

ENOUGH with the comments from the peanut gallery
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 08:36:43 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
So, you've done a taste test, eh? . . . then again, "Navy" springs to mind . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:

Bitchslap for not recognizing Austin Powers.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: thundley4 on May 24, 2011, 08:45:48 PM: Quote from: Gina on May 24, 2011, 08:00:11 PM
ENOUGH with the comments from the peanut gallery

Some of these puns have been corny.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 09:32:57 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on May 24, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Some of these puns have been corny.

C'mon ice cream!!!
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Scoobie on May 25, 2011, 07:06:51 AM: Guess that's what happens when one's talkin' out their ass. :whatever:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2011, 07:57:16 AM: Quote from: Scoobie on May 25, 2011, 07:06:51 AM

Guess that's what happens when one's talkin' out their ass. :whatever:

eat shit :lmao:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Thor on May 25, 2011, 09:06:22 AM: Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2011, 07:57:16 AM
eat shit :lmao:

But what would we do with your clothes?!?!?!? :fuelfire: :tongue: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Eupher on May 25, 2011, 10:08:54 AM: Court records don't indicate if the perp flossed after eating.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: CG6468 on May 25, 2011, 10:26:07 AM: Quote from: Eupher on May 25, 2011, 10:08:54 AM
Court records don't indicate if the perp flossed after eating.

Or ate after flossing... :lmao:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2011, 05:15:29 PM: Quote from: Thor on May 25, 2011, 09:06:22 AM
But what would we do with your clothes?!?!?!? :fuelfire: :tongue: :rotf: :rotf:

oh come on, my 11 yr old comes up with better comebacks than that. :loser:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 25, 2011, 08:29:35 PM: This thread has taken a really crappy turn.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 25, 2011, 08:54:51 PM: I'll bet the cop never knew that guy had it in him.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 25, 2011, 09:02:43 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 25, 2011, 08:54:51 PM
I'll bet the cop never knew that guy had it in him.

Naw, he had to know he was full of it. He HAD to! :-)
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Thor on May 25, 2011, 09:22:35 PM: Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2011, 05:15:29 PM
oh come on, my 11 yr old comes up with better comebacks than that. :loser:

Uh huh, it was apparently lost on your Tennessee hick ass.....
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 25, 2011, 09:34:32 PM: As far as punning threads go, this one sucks big ole donkey hoo-hoos. Frankly I am disappointed that we didn't get this excommunicated to the SB a day ago.
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:22:16 AM: I swear, America is turning into a turd world country. :rotf:

Def ee cay shawn out the mouth. Well I never !!!!

Let me see that tootsie roll :yum:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Boudicca on May 26, 2011, 12:41:54 AM: OMFG if I didn't luv food so much this thread would have turned me totally bulemic.

Also, does anyone know the perp's DUmmonkier?
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:49:48 AM: DU Pica Boi ?

Ozzy Ozbourne

:rotf:
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: Boudicca on May 26, 2011, 12:56:14 AM: Quote from: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:49:48 AM
DU Pica Boi ?

Ozzy Ozbourne

:rotf:

I would vote OO-that's one crazy mutha!

Nah compared to the DUmpizens, he is totally sane. :p
Title: Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
Post by: IassaFTots on May 26, 2011, 09:51:27 AM: Quote from: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:22:16 AM
I swear, America is turning into a turd world country. :rotf:

Def ee cay shawn out the mouth. Well I never !!!!

Let me see that tootsie roll :yum:

TURD World Country!!!!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hi5!