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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on May 24, 2011, 08:10:55 AM
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-22-11 07:20 PM
Original message
I am apparently on the fat girl's list for clothing catelogs
How did they know and WHO TF TOLD THEM??????
Maybe Omar the tent and awning maker told them. We don't want to see your fat ass in public anyway.
trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-22-11 07:26 PM
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1. OK, lily. One MUST ask.
Just HOW fat are ya'?
:rofl:
Who knows?
Why do I get catalogs for dildos?
Je ne sais pas.
Quien sabe.
lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-22-11 07:32 PM
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2. That was cruel
Getting dildo catalogs is hip. Fat girl catalogs are another story entirely.
<sigh>
You get fat clothes catalogs because you're fat. Now the world knows it.
lillypaddle is a fat lardass.
JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 01:30 AM
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13. Getting dildo catalogues is not hip.
siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sun May-22-11 07:34 PM
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4. If you got it, flaunt it
However, you have a choice whether you want to receive the deforestations: https://www.catalogchoice.org/
Why don't you go to Berkley and sit in a tree. Oh, that's right. They cut them down.
nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-22-11 09:56 PM
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8. I'm fat and glad that I get catalogs - its so depressing shopping in stores
and more and more, fat girl clothes are no longer just mumus
and to answer a potential "how fat are ya" I am biggest loser fat
Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-22-11 10:56 PM
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9. Mrs. Mopar is a large lady
The thing that kills us both - Ain't no fat people modeling in the catalog! Big 'n Talls are kinda the same way for guys.
Because fat is obscene.
davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 12:48 AM
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
Edited on Mon May-23-11 12:49 AM by davsand
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.
I buy concrete and steel construction with architectural integrity and it sure doesn't look like that A cup made with a strip of lace and two little triangles that skinny bitch is wearing in that catalog.
Just saying.
Laura
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/37840bouncyblondegirlnk9.gif)
JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 01:31 AM
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14. Did you order from the larger end of the spectrum of another catalogues offerings?
lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 05:16 AM
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21. Yeah, I'm sure that's how they
"figured it out." Kind of unnerving, though.
KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 01:07 PM
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23. Not all of us guys like scrawny stick figures, you know
Why did I think he was a she?
lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 05:27 PM
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30. That's great that there's someone
for anyone. However, I had been so thin all my life, until I hit 55 & menopause, that my self image is really in the toilet. I can't bear the thought of anyone seeing me. Sad but true. Besides, I'm too lazy for a relationship.
Not that someone was going to nail your fatass anyway.
DebJ (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 05:38 PM
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32. Hi lillpaddle. I'm swimming in there with you, for the same
reasons, PLUS I just made a career change at the wrong time in US history...got my teaching degree Dec 2008, summa cum laude. Such exquisite timing! So now instead of making the $55k I used to make, I substitute teach for poverty level income (less than $18k a year). That does wonders for the ego of someone who is inflating, sagging, wrinkling, and getting all those funny little brown spots everywhere. Sigh. I love my recent entrance into the world of Grandma, but never thought I'd look like one, LOL.
PS: if you hear that I am buying or selling a house, do the OPPOSITE of whatever I'm doing.......because the market will suddenly dive or rocket up, whichever is least to my advantage. My timing has been so horrible all my life, I think that it might be MY fault teachers are being laid off!
:lmao:
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I got a can of baby formula out of the blue one day, then later a bunch of coupons. Now I get news letters and everyone in awhile a servey or two about the formula.
I still can't figure that one out.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon May-23-11 12:48 AM
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.
:lmao:
You should see the shit that shows up at my place. I stopped picking up the mail.
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Yesterday, I got a mailing from the "Stone House Appreciation Society." (I have an old stone house). Never heard of them. In it, they invited people for a tour of a 19th century mansion now owned by the diocese. Cool, I'd love to see it! Then, they say that after the tour, they'd have a workshop on pointing, and to "bring your trowels." They're going to put people to work. :lmao:What if they get a bunch of incompetent DUmmies?
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DebJ (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 05:38 PM
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32. Hi lillpaddle. I'm swimming in there with you, for the same
reasons,
Yeeah...to ward off the harsh effects of gravity.
:whatever:
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I used to sign up one of my fat friends to those catalogs all the time. He never figured out why they were coming to him and was pretty pissed off too.
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun May-22-11 07:32 PM
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2. That was cruel
Getting dildo catalogs is hip. Fat girl catalogs are another story entirely.
Well, having no experience with either, my first reaction is that many customers would appreciate receiving both catalogs.
The mailing list for one would be fertile marketing grounds for the other.
For some reason, I have an image of Homer Simpson in his muumuu and his "fat guy hat".
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What, you mean company's look at previous purchases to find potential customers. Shocking! :whatever:
I've been buying a lot of textbooks lately, and what do you know, my bank sent me student loan information :-)
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I thought that all DUmmies were svelte because they eschew the typical Amerikkkan diet in favor of Whole Foods and all the vegetables they grow in their home gardens. Is that now wrong?
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 05:27 PM
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30. That's great that there's someone
for anyone. However, I had been so thin all my life, until I hit 55 & menopause, that my self image is really in the toilet. I can't bear the thought of anyone seeing me. Sad but true. Besides, I'm too lazy for a relationship.
Thus the answer to your weight gain. You have to get up off your ass and move. Your metabolism slows around menopause. That means you have to watch what you eat and exercise more. Deal with it.
Cindie
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:rotf:
Sorry.
This makes me laugh.
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Oh my! that really is :lmao: and notice all the sarcastic comments in some of the posts? intolerance against fat people seems to be accepted there.
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I thought that all DUmmies were svelte because they eschew the typical Amerikkkan diet in favor of Whole Foods and all the vegetables they grow in their home gardens. Is that now wrong?
Strangely they all have thyroid dysfunction. :whatever:
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon May-23-11 12:48 AM
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.
Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!
And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!
And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
:drool:
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:drool:
:lmao:
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon May-23-11 12:48 AM
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12. Just once I want a bra catalog advertising a product that would hold up a real pair of boobs.
I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.
At least you can buy off the rack at most stores. They are selling for big girls now.
Pretty hard to find a 34-D that you don't have to send away for.
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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!
And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
I know... I am so jealous. It's too hot here to wear a bra come June-September.
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Pretty hard to find a 34-D that you don't have to send away for.
That is the premise upon which the mail-order bride business is based.
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At least you can buy off the rack at most stores. They are selling for big girls now.
Pretty hard to find a 34-D that you don't have to send away for.
Try finding a DDD nursing bra in a store. It cannot be done.
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Try finding a DDD nursing bra in a store. It cannot be done.
Did you have the baby? if so congrats!
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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!
And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
Ok Ok, no pics.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/smileys/uselessV.gif)
Slo-mo will be fine. O-)
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Try finding a DDD nursing bra in a store. It cannot be done.
Wow! Congrats on the new little one. I hope you are not missing sleep too much. :-)
GoBucks don't let the whole mail order bride info out too much. I am sure a certain DUmmy would be humping his monitor at the chance to get his hands on an actual woman that has no clue what he is saying.
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Ok Ok, no pics.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/smileys/uselessV.gif)
Slo-mo will be fine. O-)
:lmao:
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I know... I am so jealous. It's too hot here to wear a bra come June-September.
That's totally 1 of the benefits of it.
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Ok Ok, no pics.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/smileys/uselessV.gif)
Slo-mo will be fine. O-)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t76/imajinaryfriend/fat_women.jpg)
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I used to sign up one of my fat friends to those catalogs all the time. He never figured out why they were coming to him and was pretty pissed off too.
:lol: :lol:
I like the way you think!!! H5!
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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!
And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
So I'm guessing a video is out too? Anyway... I always say that more than a mouthful is a waste. :-)
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I am apparently on the fat girl's list for clothing catelogs
How did they know and WHO TF TOLD THEM??????
I sign my brother in law up for stuff like this all the time. I'm a little miffed that they didn't mention the name of the catalog :-)
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You guys are so bad! :lmao:
And UGH! at Tuckers pic.
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/smileys/uselessV.gif)
Slo-mo will be fine. O-)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]
Here you go, Randy. :whistling:
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And UGH! at Tuckers pic.
Yeah, ugh is right.
But someone here reminded me not long ago of Rule 34.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]
Here you go, Randy. :whistling:
Just about as far as you can get from small and perky in my book. :rotf:
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]
Here you go, Randy. :whistling:
Oh god... it looked like his pants were about to come off too.
Don't trampolines have weight restrictions on them?
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]
Here you go, Randy. :whistling:
Man, that just ain't right. Now I need mind bleach.
You CAN make up for it by showing cute and perky. :fuelfire:
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Oh god... it looked like his pants were about to come off too.
Don't trampolines have weight restrictions on them?
I don't think he is on a trampoline - I'm betting he is busting some springs on a flatbed tow truck.. :-)
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Man, that just ain't right. Now I need mind bleach.
You CAN make up for it by showing cute and perky. :fuelfire:
Alright, how about a picture of Danica Patrick? :naughty:
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/danica.jpg)
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Alright, how about a picture of Danica Patrick? :naughty:
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/danica.jpg)
Is there something stronger than mind bleach?
You are good, I'll give you that. H5!
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All y'all are just wrong.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99iVXJ8OtA[/youtube]
And that's all I feel the need to say about that.
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I thought we had enough of Chaz on that other thread.
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Here IB and all the other ladies, this is so much better:
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/16-22/bon_jovi-nude-governor.jpg)
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Here IB and all the other ladies, this is so much better:
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/16-22/bon_jovi-nude-governor.jpg)
Nice tan line. :rotf:
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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!
And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)
My husband says 'more than a mouthful is titty wasted'.
Cindie
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Nice tan line. :rotf:
Pfft. Im more impressed by his gay-ass ankle-tat.. Bet hes got a tramp-stamp too.
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Pfft. Im more impressed by his gay-ass ankle-tat.. Bet hes got a tramp-stamp too.
"Slot B" on his ass.
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"Slot B" on his ass.
H5