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Title: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 23, 2011, 11:18:14 AM
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What a dick.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 23, 2011, 11:22:53 AM
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you're doing a heck of a job brownie.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what
Post by: marv on May 23, 2011, 11:24:35 AM
I thought sure that the dipshit hussein would be golfing. He's probably aware that we in SW Missouri are staunch conservatives - have been since a couple of years after the Civil War!
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 23, 2011, 11:26:13 AM
I thought sure that the dipshit hussein would be golfing. He's probably aware that we in SW Missouri are staunch conservatives - have been since a couple of years after the Civil War!


     Exactly. No Chocolate City = no love from the Messiah.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Tucker on May 23, 2011, 11:28:12 AM
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What a dick.

What's he holding?
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Freeper on May 23, 2011, 11:29:52 AM
I'm sure the DUmmies will have the same reaction to that picture as they did to the one where Bush was strumming a guitar.  :whatever:

Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 23, 2011, 11:30:08 AM
What's he holding?


     The trowel his wife uses to apply her makeup.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2011, 11:34:25 AM
The democrat base isn't so much interested in Joplin.
It doesn't appear that any stores are left standing to loot.
If it's conservative politically, though, the jug-eared Kenyan will reject declaring it a disaster.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Chris_ on May 23, 2011, 11:35:14 AM
What's he holding?
A football bat.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Chris_ on May 23, 2011, 11:38:03 AM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0caT7BT1X8baw/610x.jpg)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQbBxIHbHQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 23, 2011, 11:40:56 AM
What's he holding?

That's whats left of the spoon they feed Me-Shall with.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Tucker on May 23, 2011, 11:42:21 AM
A football bat.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Tucker on May 23, 2011, 11:43:27 AM
That's whats left of the spoon they feed Me-Shall with.

Or to get her big ass into a girdle.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2011, 11:44:04 AM
A football bat.
It's a tallywhacker they use in some Eurotrash sport.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Texacon on May 23, 2011, 11:44:32 AM
A football bat.

A football bat?  That's f*cked up.

 :-)

KC
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 23, 2011, 12:09:31 PM
The democrat base isn't so much interested in Joplin.
It doesn't appear that any stores are left standing to loot.
If it's conservative politically, though, the jug-eared Kenyan will reject declaring it a disaster.

Well, you know, when the contents of the WalMart and Home Depot are spread out over several acres, it kinda takes the ghetto-sport element out of it.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 23, 2011, 01:04:53 PM
Well, you know, when the contents of the WalMart and Home Depot are spread out over several acres, it kinda takes the ghetto-sport element out of it.

Why waste all your time in high school running and jumping the high hurdles if you don't have to jump out broken store front windows with a TV set on your shoulder.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Rebel on May 23, 2011, 01:11:26 PM
Maybe this is why:

Quote
The racial makeup of the city was 90.44% White, 3.67% African American, 1.53% Native American, 0.74% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.98% from other races, and 2.59% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.51% of the population.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 23, 2011, 01:18:22 PM
What's he holding?
Shillelagh?
Think I spelled that right. lol
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 23, 2011, 01:30:03 PM
Shillelagh?
Think I spelled that right. lol

Looks kinda like a field hockey stick, but I'm not too sure, I've only seen it played once when I was in grad school long ago - and that game was two college women's teams, so I wasn't really watching the game gear.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: jukin on May 23, 2011, 02:40:27 PM
Remember in 09 when Obama read about 250 words off the teleprompter that were meant for the Irish PM? He goes on an on and then thanks president Obama for his hospitality. That is when the Irish PM interrupts him and says "I think you are reading my speech."

That was on YouTube but is no longer there. 

Smartest president ever!!!!1111!!!!eleventy
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2011, 03:16:29 PM
Maybe this is why:

It's always those Pacific Islanders.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Freeper on May 23, 2011, 03:17:22 PM
Remember in 09 when Obama read about 250 words off the teleprompter that were meant for the Irish PM? He goes on an on and then thanks president Obama for his hospitality. That is when the Irish PM interrupts him and says "I think you are reading my speech."

That was on YouTube but is no longer there. 

Smartest president ever!!!!1111!!!!eleventy

I would love to see that on video.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 23, 2011, 03:22:21 PM
Alex Haley went to Africa to find his roots...Obama is in Ireland hunting his....off the mark by a few miles as usual.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: jukin on May 23, 2011, 03:28:13 PM
Is the Iriash side of the family the one that provided soldiers to the Soviets in WWII?

"I had an uncle who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps."

B. Heussein "Smarterest president evah!!!!1111!!!eleventy" Obama
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 23, 2011, 03:31:40 PM
What's he holding?

Its a Hurling stick (I'm sure it has an actual name, but it is used in Hurling)
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2011, 03:32:27 PM
Is the Iriash side of the family the one that provided soldiers to the Soviets in WWII?

"I had an uncle who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps."
Most of the military action in the muslim's family involved Mau Mau terrorists murdering British civilians in Kenya.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what
Post by: marv on May 23, 2011, 03:34:04 PM
Is the Iriash side of the family the one that provided soldiers to the Soviets in WWII?

"I had an uncle who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps."

B. Heussein "Smarterest president evah!!!!1111!!!eleventy" Obama
Remember that hussein is Black Irish.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 23, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
Remember that hussein is Black Irish.

Well, that explains the six-foot tall stout that goes everywhere with him.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: BattleHymn on May 23, 2011, 04:32:01 PM

     The trowel his wife uses to apply her makeup.

I kind of thought it looked more like the first wookie's spoon.



(looks like a few people beat me to this conclusion already)  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 23, 2011, 05:38:38 PM
I kind of thought it looked more like the first wookie's spoon.
It's what she starts swinging if you get between her and a tamale.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: BattleHymn on May 23, 2011, 06:03:27 PM
It's what she starts swinging if you get between her and a tamale.

Maybe that is what that scar on the side of Obumble's head is from?
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: dandi on May 23, 2011, 08:54:04 PM
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Obama Clowned While Joplin Drowned
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 24, 2011, 08:47:04 AM
[quote]The racial makeup of the city was 90.44% White, 3.67% African American, 1.53% Native American, 0.74% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.98% from other races, and 2.59% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.51% of the population.[/quote]

barack obama doesn't care about white people.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 24, 2011, 08:52:30 AM
barack obama doesn't care about white people.

Not even his white half?
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: Freeper on May 29, 2011, 09:41:47 AM
Obama finally makes it to Joplin today.
I scanned the DUmp, no threads complaining that he waited a week to show up.
I suppose only Republican presidents are supposed to show up 5 minutes after the event.

Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: MrsSmith on May 29, 2011, 11:21:34 AM
Obama finally makes it to Joplin today.
I scanned the DUmp, no threads complaining that he waited a week to show up.
I suppose only Republican presidents are supposed to show up 5 minutes after the event.


And force the state to accept FEMA help before they want it...and do most of the clean-up work single-handedly.

Bush was blamed for Katrina striking NOLA...wonder if Obama will also be blamed for steering tornadoes at Joplin and cities in Alabama.   ::) ::)
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: BattleHymn on May 29, 2011, 01:47:12 PM
And force the state to accept FEMA help before they want it...and do most of the clean-up work single-handedly.

Bush was blamed for Katrina striking NOLA...wonder if Obama will also be blamed for steering tornadoes at Joplin and cities in Alabama.   ::) ::)

My church went down for a general cleanup effort yesterday.  The church were everyone was processed had already processed 4,000 people, and there were another 500 behind our church group. 
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: AprilRazz on May 30, 2011, 07:41:07 AM
And force the state to accept FEMA help before they want it...and do most of the clean-up work single-handedly.

Bush was blamed for Katrina striking NOLA...wonder if Obama will also be blamed for steering tornadoes at Joplin and cities in Alabama.   ::) ::)
While the people of Virginia that were begging for FEMA help got nothing.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: true_blood on May 30, 2011, 08:07:15 PM
What a shame. I am disgraced by this imposter.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies...while 90 people are dead in Joplin, Obama is where? Doing what?
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 30, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
Your're doing a heck of a job, muzzie.