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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on May 22, 2011, 11:24:40 PM
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Low-count n00b seeking street cred, with lots of nice little embellishments:
titaniumsalute Donating Member (229 posts) Sun May-22-11 11:03 PM
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Raise Your Hand If You Want a Quick Story of a Dumbass Republican...
Ok I encountered something truly bizarre today. (I live in South Florida and frankly see or hear something bizarre everyday.)
Early this morning I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds for a coffee and orange juice. Nice morning so my windows were down. The 10 year old, rather beaten up car in front of me was plastered with right-wing, bat-shit crazy bumper stickers. "Have you prayed for a liberal today?", "Bush/Cheney 04", "This Car Insured By Colt 45", etc. She even had a "First there was God, and then there was RUSH" sticker. You get the drift.
There was a lady driving and she had three large dogs shoved into the car. Well she's fumbling around for awhile at the speaker and kept telling the nice lady at McDonalds to "hang on." Finally I hear her say "I've never been here before and don't know what you have." OK, now let's be honest. How many have never once been to a McDonalds? I mean really. I hate their food and rarely order it. But coffee, a soda, some juice, a frigging sundae. We've all been there at some point.
OK, so she spends about 3 minutes asking questions. I hear her order some sort of sandwich and then she asks for a large bowl so she can give her dogs some water. The lady at McDs says she doesn't have a bowl but can give her a large cup of water. The lady responds LOUDLY "I can't believe you people. So rude and unhelpful." Just give me my sandwich.
The lady says please pull around and I pull up. I start by saying I don't need a dog dish and yes I have been here before. I heard lots of giggling through the speaker. I order, pull forward and the lady's car is completely gone. I asked the the lady in the window where the cranky women went and she said that she tried to pay in a check. Of course they don't take checks. So she spit on the window (missing the employee thank goodness) and hauled ass out of there.
Yup. These are many of the types of people we are up against. ****ing loony-toons who've been brainwashed by the right. They hate because they are told to hate. They don't have a clue about reality.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1156042
I especially liked the spit on the window part. For some reason it reminded me of cops jumping out of bushes.
I won't bother bringing the responses over because they're the same gullible believe-every-word crap they always are, except for this one that stood out:
Samantha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May-22-11 11:58 PM
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11. Sounds like she might live in her car and didn't have money to pay
so she was going to present a check that probably would not clear the bank. When I travel with my dog, I always take water and a bowl for her. This lady had to ask for one. I know we are talking about Florida, but wouldn't you have thought she would take something along for three dogs?
Bobo! Is that you?
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So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.
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So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.
Ewwwww. I'm not touching that oatmeal. :lmao:
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Ewwwww. I'm not touching that oatmeal. :lmao:
:blowkiss:
Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS
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The 10 year old, rather beaten up car
Why does the conservative in the story have to drive the POS old car? Then again it was a nice touch to the story.
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Because shes a libtard that stole the car!
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Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS
Freudian slip, BEG? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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DUmmie has a problem and I have the solution.
Saudi Arabia: No dogs, no women drivers, no water and I hear it's beautiful this time of year....bright sunshine every day.
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Hmm, she could be a Democrat who bought the car and was unable to remove the stickers.
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"First there was God, and then there was RUSH"
5 results found by Google, all on DU. (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=%22First+there+was+God%2C+and+then+there+was+RUSH%22#q=%22First+there+was+God%2C+and+then+there+was+RUSH%22&hl=en&prmd=ivns&filter=0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=3f225b081e5e3710)
If that were a real bumper sticker, someone online would be selling it.
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Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS
lol! Oatmeal... bowels... it's perfect! :rotf:
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So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.
The ghetto McD's serve chitlings?
Do they have collard greens too?
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This fails. They forgot how to write good bouncies. Not bothering with a rating on this one.
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Thor is going to beat me, this is the 2nd time I have done this. BOWLS
BEG, Dr. Freud will see you now.
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Igot a twenty that says everything is true but for the bumper stickers on the car. My guess is they were, No Bush-No Dick, COEXIST, GORE 2000, GRAYSON 2010, etc.
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Smart asses, the lot of ya.
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So much BS in one story. By the way, McDonald's have bowels, their yummy oatmeal comes in it.
:rotf: Funniest typo EVAH!
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Smart asses, the lot of ya.
First "bowels," then "asses" . . . Hmmm . . . Definitely something Freudian going on here! :tongue: :fuelfire: :naughty:
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5 results found by Google, all on DU. (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=%22First+there+was+God%2C+and+then+there+was+RUSH%22#q=%22First+there+was+God%2C+and+then+there+was+RUSH%22&hl=en&prmd=ivns&filter=0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=3f225b081e5e3710)
If that were a real bumper sticker, someone online would be selling it.
:cheersmate:
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Smart asses, the lot of ya.
Is this new news? :lmao:
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Smart asses, the lot of ya.
Anal[sic] mistakes in typing can be blamed on Butter fingers.
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titaniumsalute Donating Member (229 posts) Sun May-22-11 11:03 PM
Original message
Raise Your Hand If You Want a Quick Story of a Dumbass Republican...
Ok I encountered something truly bizarre today. (I live in South Florida and frankly see or hear something bizarre everyday.)
Early this morning I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds for a coffee and orange juice. Nice morning so my windows were down. The 10 year old, rather beaten up car in front of me was plastered with right-wing, bat-shit crazy bumper stickers. "Have you prayed for a liberal today?", "Bush/Cheney 04", "This Car Insured By Colt 45", etc. She even had a "First there was God, and then there was RUSH" sticker. You get the drift.
There was a lady driving and she had three large dogs shoved into the car. Well she's fumbling around for awhile at the speaker and kept telling the nice lady at McDonalds to "hang on." Finally I hear her say "I've never been here before and don't know what you have." OK, now let's be honest. How many have never once been to a McDonalds? I mean really. I hate their food and rarely order it. But coffee, a soda, some juice, a frigging sundae. We've all been there at some point.
OK, so she spends about 3 minutes asking questions. I hear her order some sort of sandwich and then she asks for a large bowl so she can give her dogs some water. The lady at McDs says she doesn't have a bowl but can give her a large cup of water. The lady responds LOUDLY "I can't believe you people. So rude and unhelpful." Just give me my sandwich.
The lady says please pull around and I pull up. I start by saying I don't need a dog dish and yes I have been here before. I heard lots of giggling through the speaker. I order, pull forward and the lady's car is completely gone. I asked the the lady in the window where the cranky women went and she said that she tried to pay in a check. Of course they don't take checks. So she spit on the window (missing the employee thank goodness) and hauled ass out of there.
Yup. These are many of the types of people we are up against. ****ing loony-toons who've been brainwashed by the right. They hate because they are told to hate. They don't have a clue about reality.
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Wow, the bionic hearing DUmmie...we all have our windows down in the summer and I've never been able to hear someone in the car ahead of me at the drive thru.
Cindie
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Igot a twenty that says everything is true but for the bumper stickers on the car. My guess is they were, No Bush-No Dick, COEXIST, GORE 2000, GRAYSON 2010, etc.
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(http://fire-eyes.org/gal/d/35399-3/Niger_Please.gif)
:lmao:
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Can any of you typically hear the person in front of you ordering their food at a drive-thru? Maybe I'm deaf, but I can't hear the driver over the running engines and traffic driving by, jets flying over, etc. I can kind of hear the employee on the speaker, but only if the employee is yelling.
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Can any of you typically hear the person in front of you ordering their food at a drive-thru? Maybe I'm deaf, but I can't hear the driver over the running engines and traffic driving by, jets flying over, etc. I can kind of hear the employee on the speaker, but only if the employee is yelling.
No, it's even hard to hear at the drive-up at the bank even when you're next to each other.
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"spat on the window" .
Hmmm.
I think I've found a new meme.
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Man, I had the damnedest thing happen the other day. I was going thru the drive thru at a Mickey-D's in southern Florida early in the morning with my 3 dogs, when this ratty-assed 70 something Toyota Corolla POS pulled in behind me. The car was covered with bumper stickers (even on the roof and hood) with such standard liberal fare as "Make Love, Not War", "Respect Your Mother" (with a pic of the Earth), and "Hungry? Eat Your SUV!" It had even more rust on it than stickers. I felt I needed a tetnus shot for just looking at it.
The only thing rattier than the car was it's driver/owner. He looked to be about 60'ish, beady wire-rimmed glasses, 3/4 bald with his remaining hair pulled back into a grey, 4 inch ponytail. His face was covered with a grey beard, massive enough to house a nest of blue jays. That is, if they could stand the smell. I don't know if it was the car or the occupant, but I could smell them as soon as they pulled into the parking lot. I don't know what smoked more, either. The car had to be revved to 3 grand just to keep it running, to me, it sounded like a 4-cylinder running on 2. More like 2 and a half. Burned more oil than it did gas. How it made it over the rise into the lot was a mystery to me.
Anyway, I was trying to order 2 of the bacon, egg, and cheese specials; one each for my dogs and one for me. For a bunch of Dachshunds, they sure can pack away the grub. The idiot behind me must have gotten upset over my "NOBAMA" and "There Is No Hope, And I've Run Out Of Change" bumper stickers, because he was so close he was almost under my car, revving his engine and blowing his horn. On top of that, the kid on the other side of the speaker didn't speak good English, and my Spanish is quite rusty, and now with the noise behind me, the dogs were raising hell because of the commotion from behind, there was no way we were going to hear each other anyway. So, I pulled up to the window to place my order.
At the window, I was greeted by the manager, who DID speak English. I gave him my order, and he asked me to pull ahead and they'll bring my order out when it was ready. As I did, "Smokey" had made his way to the window, he was yelling at the cashier over the rattling of his POS car, the cashier was yelling back, and the entire area looked like a smoke bomb had gone off, and smelled like the south end of a north bound hippo (or would that be "hippie"). He kept trying to hand her what looked like a credit card, which she kept handing back. After much yelling, he handed the cashier a hand full of change, several coins of it falling to the pavement. He finally shut off the car, which died in a loud backfire, causing the cashier to "hit the deck", tossing his coffee thru the window all over the car and HIM! Probably the first bath he's had this century. Some more yelling insued, he was handed another cup, and after several seconds of cranking and backfiring, the Toyota sputtered, smoked, and rumbled past me, with a "Go To Hell look" and a middle finger from the driver. I just smiled and waved back (with all FIVE fingers).
When my biscuits came out, I asked them what the commotion was about behind me. They said "hippieboy" was trying to pay for a cup of coffee and an OJ with a food stamp card, which they don't accept, and even though he shorted them 38 cents for the two items, they gave it to him anyway, because the smell and smoke was on the verge of setting off the fire alarms. I asked if he came there often, they said yes, all the time. He's a professor at the local community college!
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Man, I had the damnedest thing happen the other day. I was going thru the drive thru at a Mickey-D's in southern Florida early in the morning with my 3 dogs, when this ratty-assed 70 something Toyota Corolla POS pulled in behind me. The car was covered with bumper stickers (even on the roof and hood) with such standard liberal fare as "Make Love, Not War", "Respect Your Mother" (with a pic of the Earth), and "Hungry? Eat Your SUV!" It had even more rust on it than stickers. I felt I needed a tetnus shot for just looking at it.
The only thing rattier than the car was it's driver/owner. He looked to be about 60'ish, beady wire-rimmed glasses, 3/4 bald with his remaining hair pulled back into a grey, 4 inch ponytail. His face was covered with a grey beard, massive enough to house a nest of blue jays. That is, if they could stand the smell. I don't know if it was the car or the occupant, but I could smell them as soon as they pulled into the parking lot. I don't know what smoked more, either. The car had to be revved to 3 grand just to keep it running, to me, it sounded like a 4-cylinder running on 2. More like 2 and a half. Burned more oil than it did gas. How it made it over the rise into the lot was a mystery to me.
Anyway, I was trying to order 2 of the bacon, egg, and cheese specials; one each for my dogs and one for me. For a bunch of Dachshunds, they sure can pack away the grub. The idiot behind me must have gotten upset over my "NOBAMA" and "There Is No Hope, And I've Run Out Of Change" bumper stickers, because he was so close he was almost under my car, revving his engine and blowing his horn. On top of that, the kid on the other side of the speaker didn't speak good English, and my Spanish is quite rusty, and now with the noise behind me, the dogs were raising hell because of the commotion from behind, there was no way we were going to hear each other anyway. So, I pulled up to the window to place my order.
At the window, I was greeted by the manager, who DID speak English. I gave him my order, and he asked me to pull ahead and they'll bring my order out when it was ready. As I did, "Smokey" had made his way to the window, he was yelling at the cashier over the rattling of his POS car, the cashier was yelling back, and the entire area looked like a smoke bomb had gone off, and smelled like the south end of a north bound hippo (or would that be "hippie"). He kept trying to hand her what looked like a credit card, which she kept handing back. After much yelling, he handed the cashier a hand full of change, several coins of it falling to the pavement. He finally shut off the car, which died in a loud backfire, causing the cashier to "hit the deck", tossing his coffee thru the window all over the car and HIM! Probably the first bath he's had this century. Some more yelling insued, he was handed another cup, and after several seconds of cranking and backfiring, the Toyota sputtered, smoked, and rumbled past me, with a "Go To Hell look" and a middle finger from the driver. I just smiled and waved back (with all FIVE fingers).
When my biscuits came out, I asked them what the commotion was about behind me. They said "hippieboy" was trying to pay for a cup of coffee and an OJ with a food stamp card, which they don't accept, and even though he shorted them 38 cents for the two items, they gave it to him anyway, because the smell and smoke was on the verge of setting off the fire alarms. I asked if he came there often, they said yes, all the time. He's a professor at the local community college!
So funny. Hubey and I used to Kayak the area and we took along out 2 small dogs seated in baskets in front of us. We also took water for us and the dogs as we wore hats the dogs were exposed to the sun all day.
One day we had been out a couple of hours on the water and the water we had brought in 2 liter jugs was gone. We and dogs had drank it all and now we knew we either had to head for the dock or find water for the dogs.
We were at a boat basin and heard music coming from a moored sailboat so I paddled that way but saw no one on deck. I knocked on the hull and yelled Hi there. Up pops a male looking very confused and I asked if he had any ice or water for our dogs. He passed over a bottle of water and we went on our way.
We had a 5 mile paddle with the tide the dogs got their water and to this day I wonder about that guy on the sail boat and how he felt about getting a knock on the hull. -----Anyone owning a boat will know that a knock on the hull from a human is the last thing expected.
Point being, some really odd things happen to us, not all are bouncy, some come from out of left and can blind side one.-----Just ask any kid that has worked at a take out window after dark, they see men and woman drive up naked as a jay bird, some puffing on a bong or joint, people of any sex doing it in the back seat, or front seat to the driver.
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Man, I had the damnedest thing happen the other day. I was going thru the drive thru at a Mickey-D's in southern Florida early in the morning with my 3 dogs, when this ratty-assed 70 something Toyota Corolla POS pulled in behind me. The car was covered with bumper stickers (even on the roof and hood) with such standard liberal fare as "Make Love, Not War", "Respect Your Mother" (with a pic of the Earth), and "Hungry? Eat Your SUV!" It had even more rust on it than stickers. I felt I needed a tetnus shot for just looking at it.
The only thing rattier than the car was it's driver/owner. He looked to be about 60'ish, beady wire-rimmed glasses, 3/4 bald with his remaining hair pulled back into a grey, 4 inch ponytail. His face was covered with a grey beard, massive enough to house a nest of blue jays. That is, if they could stand the smell. I don't know if it was the car or the occupant, but I could smell them as soon as they pulled into the parking lot. I don't know what smoked more, either. The car had to be revved to 3 grand just to keep it running, to me, it sounded like a 4-cylinder running on 2. More like 2 and a half. Burned more oil than it did gas. How it made it over the rise into the lot was a mystery to me.
Anyway, I was trying to order 2 of the bacon, egg, and cheese specials; one each for my dogs and one for me. For a bunch of Dachshunds, they sure can pack away the grub. The idiot behind me must have gotten upset over my "NOBAMA" and "There Is No Hope, And I've Run Out Of Change" bumper stickers, because he was so close he was almost under my car, revving his engine and blowing his horn. On top of that, the kid on the other side of the speaker didn't speak good English, and my Spanish is quite rusty, and now with the noise behind me, the dogs were raising hell because of the commotion from behind, there was no way we were going to hear each other anyway. So, I pulled up to the window to place my order.
At the window, I was greeted by the manager, who DID speak English. I gave him my order, and he asked me to pull ahead and they'll bring my order out when it was ready. As I did, "Smokey" had made his way to the window, he was yelling at the cashier over the rattling of his POS car, the cashier was yelling back, and the entire area looked like a smoke bomb had gone off, and smelled like the south end of a north bound hippo (or would that be "hippie"). He kept trying to hand her what looked like a credit card, which she kept handing back. After much yelling, he handed the cashier a hand full of change, several coins of it falling to the pavement. He finally shut off the car, which died in a loud backfire, causing the cashier to "hit the deck", tossing his coffee thru the window all over the car and HIM! Probably the first bath he's had this century. Some more yelling insued, he was handed another cup, and after several seconds of cranking and backfiring, the Toyota sputtered, smoked, and rumbled past me, with a "Go To Hell look" and a middle finger from the driver. I just smiled and waved back (with all FIVE fingers).
When my biscuits came out, I asked them what the commotion was about behind me. They said "hippieboy" was trying to pay for a cup of coffee and an OJ with a food stamp card, which they don't accept, and even though he shorted them 38 cents for the two items, they gave it to him anyway, because the smell and smoke was on the verge of setting off the fire alarms. I asked if he came there often, they said yes, all the time. He's a professor at the local community college!
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An H5 to boot!
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Who knew you could make a Prius look worse.....
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Who knew you could make a Prius look worse.....
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Oh, man, thanks for brightening my day.
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Who knew you could make a Prius look worse.....
What is with the urge DUmmies have to take an expensive car and and put bumper stickers all over it? Do they think they are Johnny Dangerously?
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So funny. Hubey and I used to Kayak the area and we took along out 2 small dogs seated in baskets in front of us. We also took water for us and the dogs as we wore hats the dogs were exposed to the sun all day.
One day we had been out a couple of hours on the water and the water we had brought in 2 liter jugs was gone. We and dogs had drank it all and now we knew we either had to head for the dock or find water for the dogs.
We were at a boat basin and heard music coming from a moored sailboat so I paddled that way but saw no one on deck. I knocked on the hull and yelled Hi there. Up pops a male looking very confused and I asked if he had any ice or water for our dogs. He passed over a bottle of water and we went on our way.
We had a 5 mile paddle with the tide the dogs got their water and to this day I wonder about that guy on the sail boat and how he felt about getting a knock on the hull. -----Anyone owning a boat will know that a knock on the hull from a human is the last thing expected.
Point being, some really odd things happen to us, not all are bouncy, some come from out of left and can blind side one.-----Just ask any kid that has worked at a take out window after dark, they see men and woman drive up naked as a jay bird, some puffing on a bong or joint, people of any sex doing it in the back seat, or front seat to the driver.
I used to work as an overnight cashier at Walmart. Believe me, the freak show starts right after midnight, and goes to 4:00am.
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So funny. Hubey and I used to Kayak the area and we took along out 2 small dogs seated in baskets in front of us. We also took water for us and the dogs as we wore hats the dogs were exposed to the sun all day.
One day we had been out a couple of hours on the water and the water we had brought in 2 liter jugs was gone. We and dogs had drank it all and now we knew we either had to head for the dock or find water for the dogs.
We were at a boat basin and heard music coming from a moored sailboat so I paddled that way but saw no one on deck. I knocked on the hull and yelled Hi there. Up pops a male looking very confused and I asked if he had any ice or water for our dogs. He passed over a bottle of water and we went on our way.
We had a 5 mile paddle with the tide the dogs got their water and to this day I wonder about that guy on the sail boat and how he felt about getting a knock on the hull. -----Anyone owning a boat will know that a knock on the hull from a human is the last thing expected.
Point being, some really odd things happen to us, not all are bouncy, some come from out of left and can blind side one.-----Just ask any kid that has worked at a take out window after dark, they see men and woman drive up naked as a jay bird, some puffing on a bong or joint, people of any sex doing it in the back seat, or front seat to the driver.
I had an older guy come through the drive-thru at Burger King naked from the waist down. That was a disgusting thing to see so early in the morning. He acted like it was natural to go for breakfast at BK with no pants on too. Gross.
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I had an older guy come through the drive-thru at Burger King naked from the waist down. That was a disgusting thing to see so early in the morning. He acted like it was natural to go for breakfast at BK with no pants on too. Gross.
Hey, look. I said I just forgot to put them on. I hadn't even had a cup of coffee yet. You said you liked the thong.
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Hey, look. I said I just forgot to put them on. I hadn't even had a cup of coffee yet. You said you liked the thong.
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Could not have been you. That guy was at least 70 years old and this happened back in 2002.
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Could not have been you. That guy was at least 70 years old and this happened back in 2002.
So...
How could you TELL he had no pants on? :rotf:
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Could not have been you. That guy was at least 70 years old and this happened back in 2002.
call me...
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So...
How could you TELL he had no pants on? :rotf:
Oh trust me. I saw his wee willy. It was gross.
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Why does the conservative in the story have to drive the POS old car? Then again it was a nice touch to the story.
It's all in the script, man, it's all in the script.
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call me...
Smooth, Dutch....
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I had an older guy come through the drive-thru at Burger King naked from the waist down. That was a disgusting thing to see so early in the morning. He acted like it was natural to go for breakfast at BK with no pants on too. Gross.
You should have dumped a cup of coffee in his lap, ooopsie.
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Oh trust me. I saw his wee willy. It was gross.
I figured it would look more like a "dried arrangement". :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
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DUmmie has a problem and I have the solution.
Saudi Arabia: No dogs, no women drivers, no water and I hear it's beautiful this time of year....bright sunshine every day.
For any thinking woman, or dog, SA would be a shithole to live in. Let's send a sizeable contingent of libs to its sandy "shores". See how long they last in one of the USA oppressed ME countries, with their views on life. :whatever:
And we can import the bright sunshine to illuminate the ass of the remaining liberals.
I will NOT say anything else about asses, liberals, fireworks, ooops, ummm. Nevermind. :censored:
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Oh trust me. I saw his wee willy. It was gross.
even Viagra wouldn't have fixed it I bet... :-)