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Title: Piss for sale!
Post by: CG6468 on May 20, 2011, 11:45:33 AM
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Police: Drunk ice cream man froze urine
Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Walter Perez

MIDDLETOWN TWP., Pa. - May 17, 2011 (WPVI) -- The next time you see this ice cream man, police say you might want to think twice before you buy that sundae.

It was Friday evening when the Middletown Township Police Department received the call.

"We received information from a passing motorist of an ice cream truck that was all over the roadway on southbound Route 1 from Oxford Valley Road," Middletown Township Lt. John Michniewicz said.

His Jack & Jill Truck was pulled over minutes later and investigators say the ice cream man, 46-year-old Yassir Hassan, was visibly drunk.

Upon further inspection, authorities found several wine boxes inside.

But even more disturbing was the discovery of at least three water bottles filled with urine and one of them was found inside the freezer unit used to store the ice cream.

Watch the video.

Pee on this! (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&id=8136953)
Title: Re: Piss for sale!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 20, 2011, 12:34:42 PM
Lemon Sno-Cones!
Title: Re: Piss for sale!
Post by: NHSparky on May 20, 2011, 03:06:35 PM
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/koma-comic-strip-sure-it-is.jpg)
Title: Re: Piss for sale!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2011, 04:52:47 PM
Hey now, there's money to be made in clean piss. There was a disabled guy a few years back in Anderson SC bottling and selling drug free pee. I think they made a federal case of it because he was shipping it across state lines.

I think I remembered this correctly.
Title: Re: Piss for sale!
Post by: CG6468 on May 21, 2011, 09:07:25 AM
I seriously doubt that this was drug-free pee.