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Title: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 18, 2011, 10:27:56 PM
Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/may/17/senator-questions-benefits-to-adult-baby/

:wtf2:  :mental:

Anyone at DU who talked being an adult baby recently?
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: longview on May 18, 2011, 10:30:51 PM
That is just vomitous. 

Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 18, 2011, 10:33:46 PM
Gee, ya think? I think the DUmmies should run him for 2012. Finally the POTUS candidate in need of a nanny state.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2011, 10:38:02 PM
Why do Republicans hate children?

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Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 18, 2011, 10:41:29 PM
Quote from: chris_ on May 18, 2011, 10:38:02 PM
Why do Republicans hate children?

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:lmao: ^5
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Karin on May 19, 2011, 09:35:40 AM
The adult baby says:
Quote
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself

The comments that followed pretty much said "go ahead." 

Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: NHSparky on May 19, 2011, 10:40:58 AM
I'll lend him the shotgun...
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Eupher on May 19, 2011, 12:17:15 PM
I got a whiff of that shitty story a week or two ago -- when I got to the baby diaper bit, I bailed out and went back to practicing.

His mother is just as wacko as he is.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 19, 2011, 01:10:02 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 19, 2011, 12:17:15 PM
I got a whiff of that shitty story a week or two ago -- when I got to the baby diaper bit, I bailed out and went back to practicing.

His mother is just as wacko as he is.

Actually, it is his roommate that acts like a mother for him.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: bijou on May 19, 2011, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 19, 2011, 01:10:02 PM
Actually, it is his roommate that acts like a mother for him.
Be very careful when looking for your new apartment. Check for unusually sized furniture before you sign anything. :-)
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Eupher on May 19, 2011, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 19, 2011, 01:10:02 PM
Actually, it is his roommate that acts like a mother for him.

No doubt I missed that little detail as I was hightailing it out of the room before I heard any more.

Thanks.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: DefiantSix on May 19, 2011, 01:32:41 PM
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..."Sen. Tom Coburn, Oklahoma Republican and the Senate’s top waste-watcher, asked the agency’s inspector general to look into 30-year-old Stanley Thornton Jr. and his roommate, Sandra Dias, who acts as his “mother,” saying it’s not clear why they are collecting Supplemental Security Income (SSI) benefits instead of working"...

Wait.  What?? :confused:

I thought this was a story about Al Franken...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4YiHA79CsU0/TV049-ip66I/AAAAAAAAAqM/sQTr_vLDg7I/s1600/franken_diaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Karin on May 19, 2011, 02:25:00 PM
The DUmp has a small thread on this, typical comment:

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maxsolomon  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-18-11 05:46 PM
Response to Original message
2. Senators have more important things to do than police individual disability cases
 like protecting Oil Corporation subsidies.
::)

This is all over the Internet today.  Not a lot of tears of sympathy. 
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Texacon on May 19, 2011, 02:30:53 PM
Quote from: Karin on May 19, 2011, 09:35:40 AM
The adult baby says:
The comments that followed pretty much said "go ahead." 



It's always sad when a child dies. 

 :whatever:

KC
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 19, 2011, 06:13:25 PM
You know that while he's getting the SS and other government freebies, she's getting $1,800 a month as his primary care giver. ...and that's also part of why queers want to get married.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: FreeBorn on May 19, 2011, 06:19:12 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on May 19, 2011, 10:40:58 AM
I'll lend him the shotgun...
Nah, just give him a plastic bag to play with.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 20, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Where's the pic of the wrist-slashing advice? :???: :argh:
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: debk on May 20, 2011, 11:22:51 AM
I didn't click on the link, because I saw this on tv the other day.

"Gross" is a woefully inadequate word to describe this guy. "Disgusting"? nope, not even close.

The fact that this creature receives any money provided by the government, only encourages him to continue his somewhat perverted lifestyle.

I know that there are people out there who really do need government support because they are ill, but this is not one of them.   
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: mamacags on May 20, 2011, 01:11:06 PM
I almost feel bad for his "mommy".  Her boobies hang down to her thighs.  I would get those things cut into normal size with a couple of my checks if I had that issue.  That can not be comfortable or healthy!
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: bijou on May 20, 2011, 01:12:33 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 20, 2011, 01:11:06 PM
I almost feel bad for his "mommy".  Her boobies hang down to her thighs.  I would get those things cut into normal size with a couple of my checks if I had that issue.  That can not be comfortable or healthy!
Maybe he prefers them that way. Perhaps that bottle is not all he drinks from.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: mamacags on May 21, 2011, 04:56:54 PM
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why did I come back!!!! Gross now I have that image stamped onto my brain of his nursing off of her like a puppy on the floor while she walked around cleaning.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: bijou on May 21, 2011, 05:03:52 PM
Quote from: mamacags on May 21, 2011, 04:56:54 PM
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why did I come back!!!! Gross now I have that image stamped onto my brain of his nursing off of her like a puppy on the floor while she walked around cleaning.
I live to serve mamacags.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Texacon on May 22, 2011, 09:33:35 AM
Quote from: mamacags on May 21, 2011, 04:56:54 PM
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why did I come back!!!! Gross now I have that image stamped onto my brain of his nursing off of her like a puppy on the floor while she walked around cleaning.

 :lmao:

^5!

KC
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Rainbow Rising on May 22, 2011, 02:28:29 PM
Quote
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself

Geez, what a baby.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: compaqxp on May 28, 2011, 06:30:41 PM
I never saw this so I guess my topic got merged...no big deal :)

Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: vesta111 on May 29, 2011, 12:38:29 PM
Quote from: compaqxp on May 28, 2011, 06:30:41 PM
I never saw this so I guess my topic got merged...no big deal :)



I think what we all missed is the fact that the government will pay people to stay at home because of a fetish.  This is nothing more then a sexual fetish, the gentleman gets off on becoming for a few minutes a day a baby. 

My sex life is a mess without leather sheets that I cannot afford, My sex life is who and what I am, I need to buy boys 19 years old to be satisfied and without my government check I am shit out of luck.

How can I work if my sexual needs are not satisfied.    To expect me to work an 8 hour day 5 days a week ----Horny as hell---this is torture.  I cannot go 3 hours with out a blow job, this is a physical and mental problem that makes it impossible to work.

This is a disability and the government should pay me twice the amount of anyone working for minimun wages, yup, they made the rules I am doing nothing wrong by following them.---I pay my taxes and deserve the same as others do.

Woman, I have had this fear of feathers since I was 6 years old and saw a chicken beheaded.  Horrid, feathes went flying, the chickens head kept moving its mouth and the body kept moving sending feathers into the air.  There is no way I can work as there are feathers Everywhere. I now shoot all   

Man, I cannot work as at a young age I was with my Grandpa when he died, today anytime I see anyone over the age of 50 I flash back to Grandpa and his death, all old people put me in a panic mode.

Woman, I was molested by a neighbor who had piercing blue eyes, anytime I see some man with the same color eyes I faint on the spot.

None of things are the fault of the people  and as  long as they get a free ride they are fine.   To cut off he benefits means the people will either die, or get up and find a way to survive on their own with their disabilities .


I need disability, I cannot climax sexuality unless I am in Hawaii at a resort. Not my fault the governmet owes it to me to to give me the same benefits they do to the blind or Amputes. 

 


Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Chris_ on May 29, 2011, 01:18:38 PM
Quote from: vesta111 on May 29, 2011, 12:38:29 PM
I need disability, I cannot climax sexuality unless I am in Hawaii at a resort. Not my fault the governmet owes it to me to to give me the same benefits they do to the blind or Amputes. 

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: debk on May 29, 2011, 02:03:13 PM
Dear Senators Frank and Boxter.

My hips are too wide for the rest of my body shape.

I think the government should pay for me to have surgery, to remove bone in my pelvis and make my hips smaller.

Or else pay me disability for my chronic depression caused by my too wide hips.

I will take either one.

I do think it's important to note, that though the surgery will be very expensive and the recovery very painful - during which I should receive compensation for having to deal with chronic pain that should last about 18 months - it the long run, it will be cheaper than paying me SSI for my chronic depression and my presciption pills necessary to allow me to get out of bed once or twice an hour, to go to the refridgerator and the bathroom, for the next 20-30 years left of my remaining - and anticipated - life span.

Please, I beg of you, put my request at the top of your "To Do" list.

I would like to have the surgery as soon as possible as I would like to go to Italy to this lovely little nude beach, this winter...with the monies that I receive for my pain and suffering after my surgery. Perhaps you could also see fit to add in enough additional monies to provide for a face lift and boobie lift, so I don't look like the little old lady from the Playboy cartoons, when I go to the nude beach. I would like to be a fine - I say FINE - ambassador-like person to Italy to show what good works our democratically elected officials can accomplish for their loyal citizenry.   

If you decide to give me the SSI instead, I would like it as soon as possible too, in order to take advantage of the low prices of current homes and purchase a house with a master on the main level, with a very large Jacuzzi tub and a fireplace in the master bath so that I can take bubble baths in a harmonious atmosphere. If you find enough extra monies, I would also like a 54" flat screen in both my bedroom and my bathroom, as I must watch the "Housewives of New Jersey" and "Reno911" to help boost my ever deepening depression. A personal chef,  3 or 4 times, a week to insure that I get proper nutrition, as determined by Mrs Obama, would also be effective in helping me to co-exist with my depression.   

Though I do not reside in either of your states, I know that I can count on you to help me, because my Senators Alexander and Corker, are too busy with funding those nasty little wars and ruining President Obama's healthcare plan.

Thank you for your prompt attention to my needs.

Your most loyal supporter,
Debk.
Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: Eupher on May 29, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
Brilliant, Deb!  :rotf:

h5

Unfortunately, too many Americans think EXACTLY like you just wrote.

Title: Re: Senator questions benefits to ‘adult baby’
Post by: debk on May 29, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 29, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
Brilliant, Deb!  :rotf:

h5

Unfortunately, too many Americans think EXACTLY like you just wrote.



Thanks....

I learn't it all from Judge Judy's noon-time reruns  :lmao: