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And one reason Alan Grayson will never be president, sending out bullshit like this.
HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 06:36 PM
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Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
This is from an e-mail Alan Grayson sent out:
1) Palin doesn't know who is buried in Grant's Tomb.
2) Palin couldn't tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington's white horse.
4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
5) Palin isn't sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote "The Autobiography of Malcolm X".
10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK's initials.
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Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
El no habla: Obama jumbles Cinco de Mayo salute (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97VNDT80)
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More of the letter from that dumbass Grayson.
Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-18-11 06:59 PM
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Letter From Alan Grayson
Dear Paul,
Yesterday Chris Matthews said, on the air, that Sarah Palin is “profoundly stupid.â€
Well that’s a little, I don’t know, kind of, maybe, a bit blunt.
Matthews was trying to explain why Sarah Palin will never be President. The answer is obvious, I think. Everyone would rather have Tina Fey as President. Sarah Palin and Tina Fey are both very funny. The difference is that Tina Fey is intentionally funny.
I have to say, though, Chris, that you could have made the point with a little more subtlety. For instance, you could have shown a drawing of Palin wearing a t-shirt saying “I’M WITH STUPID,†and an arrow pointing up.
Or, Chris, if your show were as clever as Groucho Marx’s You Bet Your Life, you could have offered these ten additional reasons why Sarah Palin will never be President:
(1) Palin doesn’t know who is buried in Grant’s Tomb.
(2) Palin couldn’t tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
(3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington’s white horse.
(4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
(5) Palin isn’t sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
(6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
(7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
(8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
(9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote “The Autobiography of Malcolm X.â€
(10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK’s initials.
Well, one thing is for sure. Sarah Palin will never figure out how to get to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
I’m not saying that Sarah Palin is dumb. But I’m not saying that she’s not.
When Palin came to my district ten days before the 2010 election to inform Central Florida that I am a “jackwagon†(video here, with 11 views as I write this) – I thought to myself: “Wow, I didn’t realize that you could fit nine letters onto one palm.â€
Jonathan Swift once wrote: “When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in a confederacy against him.†Sarah Palin, you’ll never be President of the United States. But at least you are the natural-born leader of that confederacy, now and forevermore.
Courage,
Alan Grayson
Video here_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9yE2CamvFA
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Ah, so classy, that one.
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Ah, so classy, that one.
For him to make fun of anyone is amusing. He couldn't even keep his congressional seat for more than one term.
thank God, the voters in his district woke up.
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His panties are in a bunch because Rush Limbaugh made fun of him on air the other day.
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Not only is the letter lame on the surface, not one of the 'ten points' are original - old jokes all of them.
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Miskie, that is an awesome avatar you have. :-)
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Miskie, that is an awesome avatar you have. :-)
Heh - I laughed when I saw it, and decided it would be a perfect avatar. :-)
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Not only is the letter lame on the surface, not one of the 'ten points' are original - old jokes all of them.
Grayson is an old joke.
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I remember as a kid, I wondered for a while who was buried in Grant's tomb, because being almost too honest, I assumed nobody would ask that question if it was Grant. Finally, one day, someone asked me that question and I said, hesitantly, "Grant?" And they said, "yes!" and I said, "then why did you ask? That's a dumb question!"
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For him to make fun of anyone is amusing. He couldn't even keep his congressional seat for more than one term.
thank God, the voters in his district woke up.
For him to make fun of anyone is also amusing if not hilarious because he is (or was) a member at the DUmp. Just think about that for a minute, a sitting congressman registering at democraticunderground.com
And he expects to be takes seriously?
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HopeHoops Wed May-18-11 06:36 PM
Original message
Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
This is from an e-mail Alan Grayson sent out:
1) Palin doesn't know who is buried in Grant's Tomb.
2) Palin couldn't tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington's white horse.
4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
5) Palin isn't sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote "The Autobiography of Malcolm X".
10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK's initials.
The last one is a trick question.
It could be John F. Kennedy, OR
John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam). :rotf:
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For him to make fun of anyone is also amusing if not hilarious because he is (or was) a member at the DUmp. Just think about that for a minute, a sitting congressman registering at democraticunderground.com
And he expects to be taken seriously?
Uh huh.
He's a primitive after all, and the primitives actually do believe they count.
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...if your show were as clever as Groucho Marx’s You Bet Your Life, you could have offered these ten additional reasons...
And so Grayson is comparing his tired, old, plagairized, cliched material with Groucho Marx? What's he writing mass emails for anyway? Is he begging for money to launch a campaign? I hope the DUmmies take their precious pennies and waste them on Alan.
Only two comments at the DUmp? What, no icon of that stupid creature rolling on the floor, kicking?
Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Wed May-18-11 06:45 PM
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1. Actually, "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" was written by Alex Haley.
That one doesn't quite fit amongst your 10.
:lmao: Grayson, you :loser:
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And so Grayson is comparing his tired, old, plagairized, cliched material with Groucho Marx? What's he writing mass emails for anyway? Is he begging for money to launch a campaign? I hope the DUmmies take their precious pennies and waste them on Alan.
Only two comments at the DUmp? What, no icon of that stupid creature rolling on the floor, kicking? :lmao: Grayson, you :loser:
The October revolution occurred in November, under the Gregorian calendar. Don't tell the DUmmies, or the idiot EX-congressscum.
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Not to mention John Quincy Adams wrote the Monroe Doctrine (http://edsitement.neh.gov/lesson-plan/monroe-doctrine-whose-doctrine-was-it).
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Not to mention John Quincy Adams wrote the Monroe Doctrine (http://edsitement.neh.gov/lesson-plan/monroe-doctrine-whose-doctrine-was-it).
Face! (Remember when people used to say that? I'm dating myself. :lmao:)
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10 reasons Obama shouldn't be president.
uh...well...they all begin with The DUmbass is...nuff said.
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The last one is a trick question.
It could be John F. Kennedy, OR
John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam). :rotf:
Can I buy me a huntin' license?
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No one is buried in Grant's tomb as it is not underground. Further two people are in there.
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And one reason Alan Grayson will never be president, sending out bullshit like this.
I would've said 'Dogcatcher,' but I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment.
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And one reason Alan Grayson will never be president, sending out bullshit like this.
I would've said 'Dogcatcher,' but I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment.
Grayson does give off a weird Lennie Small vibe where if you were to give him a small animal or a baby there is a 50-50 chance that he would snap its neck accidentally.
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Thats it? That is the best Grayson or anyone else on the left can do? It's a good thing no one listens to them or this country never would have even gotten started.
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Say the secret word and get to kick Grayson in the balls.
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Grayson does give off a weird Lennie Small vibe where if you were to give him a small animal or a baby there is a 50-50 chance that he would snap its neck accidentally.
Okay, I LOL'ed. :lmao: That was :hi5: worthy.
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Ten reasons why Sarah Palin joe biden will never be president.
This is from an e-mail Alan Grayson sent out:
1) Palin biden doesn't know who is buried in Grant's Tomb.
2) Palin biden couldn't tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
3) Palin biden has no clue about the color of George Washington's white horse.
4) Palin biden wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
5) Palin biden isn't sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
6) Palin biden has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
7) Palin biden is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
8) Palin biden would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
9) Palin biden is puzzled as to who wrote "The Autobiography of Malcolm X".
10) Palin biden is at a loss regarding what were JFK's initials.
You know, you could substitute bidens name with Palins and the joke would be even funnier,except for the fact that biden is just one heartbeat away from being President.