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Title: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 02:03:47 PM
H/T to Ginger elsewhere...

LINK (http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Funny/The-100-Worst-Senior-Portraits-Of-All-Time.html)

Some examples:

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/Funny/seniorpotrait/b%20deere%20parking.jpg)

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/Funny/seniorpotrait/b%20cheerleader%20fail.jpg)

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/Funny/seniorpotrait/baller.jpg)

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/Funny/seniorpotrait/c%20amazing%20senior%20photo.jpg)
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: bijou on May 18, 2011, 02:46:42 PM
Number 4. Why? Just why?  :o
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Rebel on May 18, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Found something else on that site:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-30-Most-Disturbing-Child-Beauty-Pageant-Photos.html

These parents should be beat with a tack hammer.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: bijou on May 18, 2011, 03:43:36 PM
Quote from: Rebel on May 18, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Found something else on that site:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-30-Most-Disturbing-Child-Beauty-Pageant-Photos.html

These parents should be beat with a tack hammer.
That's horrific. :(
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 18, 2011, 04:46:23 PM
OMG! 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: thundley4 on May 18, 2011, 04:53:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/band20nerd20portrait.jpg)

Eupher???????
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2011, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on May 18, 2011, 04:53:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/band20nerd20portrait.jpg)

Eupher???????

I copied this same link and was fixing to post "Eupher"?    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2011, 04:56:57 PM
WTF?   :lmao:

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/Funny/seniorpotrait/c%20hat%20boy.jpg)
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Mike220 on May 18, 2011, 05:06:56 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2011, 04:56:57 PM
WTF?   :lmao:

Midnight Cowboy?
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: thundley4 on May 18, 2011, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2011, 04:56:57 PM
WTF?   :lmao:

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/Funny/seniorpotrait/c%20hat%20boy.jpg)

It could be William Pitts senior picture.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2011, 05:49:34 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on May 18, 2011, 05:14:21 PM
It could be William Pitts senior picture.

I keep thinking possibly Texascop  :lmao:  he drives a BMW ya know? :mental:
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: BattleHymn on May 18, 2011, 05:53:25 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2011, 04:55:40 PM
I copied this same link and was fixing to post "Eupher"?    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Poor Eupher.  That makes three of us.  :-)  There is another guy with some sort of brass a few more pages in, but not as good as this guy. 
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2011, 10:03:45 PM
http://memebase.com/category/ptsd-clarinet-kid/
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: longview on May 18, 2011, 10:34:56 PM
Quote from: Rebel on May 18, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Found something else on that site:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-30-Most-Disturbing-Child-Beauty-Pageant-Photos.html

These parents should be beat with a tack hammer.

Awful.  Just awful.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Gina on May 19, 2011, 06:37:47 AM
Holy crap how old is this girl?

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/bizarre/pageant/a%20child%20beauty%20paegant%20scary.jpg)
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Rebel on May 19, 2011, 07:14:10 AM
Quote from: Gina on May 19, 2011, 06:37:47 AM
Holy crap how old is this girl?



(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/bizarre/pageant/a%20beauty%20pageant%20ripped.jpg)


What about this one? Kids shouldn't have stomachs like that. I remember an 8 y/o little body builder. The doc said his growth will be stunted because he had worked all of his baby fat off, tissue that allows expansion and growth.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Gina on May 19, 2011, 07:52:41 AM
borderline child abuse
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Wineslob on May 19, 2011, 09:27:32 AM
Quote from: Gina on May 19, 2011, 07:52:41 AM
borderline child abuse

As far as I'm concerned it IS child abuse. I would venture to say that nearly all these kids have a mother behind them that is obsessed with the whole pageantry B.S. I feel that most of these mothers are living vicariously through their children.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Karin on May 19, 2011, 10:05:38 AM
I hate that child pageant crap, too, and I think it is child abuse.  Those pictures make me so disgusted. 

Now, as for that guy with the cowboy hat and Christmas garland trimming his suit.   WTF is that???  I really want to know, serious question. 
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 19, 2011, 10:07:29 AM
Quote from: Karin on May 19, 2011, 10:05:38 AM
Now, as for that guy with the cowboy hat and Christmas garland trimming his suit.   WTF is that???  I really want to know, serious question. 

I'm more concerned/worried about the dude in the boxer-briefs with the goofy cap and bottle of wine.  :???:
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Eupher on May 19, 2011, 12:00:47 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on May 18, 2011, 04:53:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/band20nerd20portrait.jpg)

Eupher???????

 :rotf:

Naw, ain't me. I didn't start playing tuba till the fall of 2009.

And no way in hell would I have played any kind of woodwind. Damn things need to be burned.

Besides, where did that faggot get that ugly-assed uniform? Looks like something out of the Barnum & Bailey Circus.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Eupher on May 19, 2011, 12:03:54 PM
Quote from: chris_ on May 18, 2011, 10:03:45 PM
http://memebase.com/category/ptsd-clarinet-kid/

Band Camp:

We went in children.

And came out men.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Tucker on May 19, 2011, 02:27:31 PM
Quote from: Rebel on May 18, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Found something else on that site:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-30-Most-Disturbing-Child-Beauty-Pageant-Photos.html

These parents should be beat with a tack hammer.

That left me speechless. A fly flew into my mouth.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Chris_ on May 19, 2011, 09:28:40 PM
Somehow, I don't think these are all senior pictures.

Maybe it was the guy posing with a bowl of cereal that gives it away.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 19, 2011, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Gina on May 19, 2011, 06:37:47 AM
Holy crap how old is this girl?

(http://superbooyah.com/images/stories/Galleries/bizarre/pageant/a%20child%20beauty%20paegant%20scary.jpg)

Way too young to look like that.
Title: Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
Post by: Gina on May 20, 2011, 06:34:21 AM
Quote from: Tucker on May 19, 2011, 02:27:31 PM
That left me speechless. A fly flew into my mouth.

ahhhhh you did an Obama without Totus impression