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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on May 17, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
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Not that it should come as a surprise.
Another brilliant DUmmie (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9687135)
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-11-11 06:08 PM
Original message
I did not get the IBM job...
I am getting drunk right now as we speak...er...post
****itall!
Why does EVERY SINGLE ****ING JOB have to be a competition to the death?
Would it be wrong of me to send my rejectors dead fish in the mail?
It worked for Rahm
Gee why would it be a competition? Could it be that they want to hire the best person available for the job? This ass clown probably showed up high and like most DUmmies demonstrated what to complete loser he is. :loser:
freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May-11-11 07:29 PM
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8. Sorry. It's been a while and I wondering. Could network and work for yourself? Updated at 3:56 PM
Why should your skills go unused because you don't fit their model? You still know how to do more than 'follow orders,' I'm sure.
That would take effort and then he would actually have to produce something in order to get and keep clients.
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-12-11 01:00 PM
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9. Costs money to make money
And I know I would be a horrible CEO. I'd be too honest all the time.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-12-11 01:00 PM
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9. Costs money to make money
And I know I would be a horrible CEO. I'd be too honest stoned all the time.
fixed...
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The hiring manager, once they the DUmmie was shown the door: :yahoo:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-12-11 01:00 PM
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9. Costs money to make money
And I know I would be a horrible CEO. I'd be too honest all the time.
Uh, which successful CEOs aren't honest all the time?
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I thought he was supposed to take a drug test? how did he not get the job if the test wasn't due for a couple of weeks?
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Even if he did get the job I can't help but think his online confessions to illegal drug use and incitements to violence would ahve found their way to his employer.
just sayin'
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This DUmp Lounge post was May 11. His quest for a way to beat drug testing was May 16 in GD.
He lost the job the DUmp democrat way, he's a stoner. He has also posted recently about his addiction to morphine and "hydros".
A drug test strip in his piss would look like a Jesse Jackson bumper sticker.
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A drug test strip in his piss would look like a Jesse Jackson bumper sticker.
That's not a bumper sticker, that's a child support enforcement notice.
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I thought he was supposed to take a drug test? how did he not get the job if the test wasn't due for a couple of weeks?
DUmmies lie, all the time.
Dummies lie.
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I bet he would have got that job at IBM in the Bush Prosperity Years.
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I bet he would have got that job at IBM in the Bush Prosperity Years.
Probably.
That's one of the evolutionary changes on Skins's island the past couple of years.
During 2001-2009, the primitives usually whined about their jobs.
Since January 21, 2009, it seems the primitives have been whining about having no jobs.
It's an important evolutionary change.
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So he interviewed at IBM? For what? Janitor?
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So he interviewed at IBM? For what? Janitor?
Probably, but it was above his abilities. :rotf:
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I bet he would have got that job at IBM in the Bush Prosperity Years.
More than likely. People had jobs and were spending money like it was going out of style.
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So he interviewed at IBM? For what? Janitor?
Janitorial work is pretty much the antithesis of what DU-posting stoners are able or willing to do.
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Perhaps the lad should have avoided drugs.
I know, not gonna happen.
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Janitorial work is pretty much the antithesis of what DU-posting stoners are able or willing to do.
But, they revel in their Ph.Ds in Womyn's Studies, which qualifies them to say, "Do you want fries with that?"
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But, they revel in their Ph.Ds in Womyn's Studies, which qualifies them to say, "Do you want fries with that?"
Yeah, but hand them a mop and bucket and one of two things will happen. They will do a half day, strain their back and then clock out on compo for the next 10 years or they will drop dead of a massive outrage attack at the prospect of doing peasant work.
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Yeah, but hand them a mop and bucket and one of two things will happen. They will do a half day, strain their back and then clock out on compo for the next 10 years or they will drop dead of a massive outrage attack at the prospect of doing peasant work.
When Ava, the chinless one, was still a post whore at DU, she would start a ton of picture threads. From the appearances of the inside of DUmmies houses who posted in those picture threads, I would say that DUmmies didn't know what a broom or mop was.
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IBM? He tried to get in at IBM? This is like trying to get in at GE.
They take ONLY the best of the best, and that includes the janitors. Bush prosperity years or no, he didn't stand a snowball's chance, and shouldn't have even tried. These companies demand all you've got, handsomely compensated of course, but there is no time for pothead hobbies. Or any hobbies, for that matter.
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I thought he was supposed to take a drug test? how did he not get the job if the test wasn't due for a couple of weeks?
I seriously think he's a f'n liar and makes shit up just to post on DU to bitch about "the man".
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When Ava, the chinless one, was still a post whore at DU, she would start a ton of picture threads. From the appearances of the inside of DUmmies houses who posted in those picture threads, I would say that DUmmies didn't know what a broom or mop was.
Wasn't Lioness Pryianka (sp?) one of those who often posted semi-revealing photos of herself with the background looking like Oscar Madison's bedroom?
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Wasn't Lioness Pryianka (sp?) one of those who often posted semi-revealing photos of herself with the background looking like Oscar Madison's bedroom?
Yes.
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Wasn't Lioness Pryianka (sp?) one of those who often posted semi-revealing photos of herself with the background looking like Oscar Madison's bedroom?
What a waste of boobiez.
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Why does EVERY SINGLE ****ING JOB have to be a competition to the death?
because contrary to what you DUmmies believe, a job is a privilege, not a right or entitlment.
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IBM? He tried to get in at IBM? This is like trying to get in at GE.
They take ONLY the best of the best, and that includes the janitors. Bush prosperity years or no, he didn't stand a snowball's chance, and shouldn't have even tried. These companies demand all you've got, handsomely compensated of course, but there is no time for pothead hobbies. Or any hobbies, for that matter.
I'm sure that if DUmmy Taverner had a chance to work at IBM, it was not the "International Business Machines" kind of IBM. It could have been the Illinois Broom Manufacturing company, or Isaac's Bagel Market, but it wasn't International Business Machines.
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:lmao: :lmao:
Incorporated Bong Makers?
Institute of Boozing Moochers?
Imbecilic Baking Morons?
Insensate Buzzed Mushheads?
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Somewhere there's a business whose initials have an I, a B, and an M in them, which is going to do considerably better in the next quarter than it looked like they might have a week ago.
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What a waste of boobiez.
What? Boobiez? Someone said boobiez?
I like boobiez!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed May-11-11 06:08 PM
Original message
I did not get the IBM job...
I am getting drunk right now as we speak...er...post
****itall!
Why does EVERY SINGLE ****ING JOB have to be a competition to the death?
Would it be wrong of me to send my rejectors dead fish in the mail?
It worked for Rahm
How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for ya?
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I guess the detachable penis scheme didn't work?
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I guess the detachable penis scheme didn't work?
For some reason, when I read "detachable penis", my first thought was of John Wayne Bobbitt.
Then I thought of Snap On Tools. :rotf: :lmao:
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For some reason, when I read "detachable penis", my first thought was of John Wayne Bobbitt.
Then I thought of Snap On Tools. :rotf: :lmao:
You didn't think of Chaz Bono? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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For some reason, when I read "detachable penis", my first thought was of John Wayne Bobbitt.
Then I thought of Snap On Tools. :rotf: :lmao:
I'll never again be able to reach in my toolbox and not think of an ugly lesbian...... :rotf:
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[youtube=425,350]byDiILrNbM4[/youtube]
fixed URL.
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Apparently I didn't. Youtube was yo.utube in the url. What were you trying to post, Ralph?
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Apparently I didn't. Youtube was yo.utube in the url. What were you trying to post, Ralph?
It looked wrong, it had that "." in the middle when I copied it over.
Here, I was trying to post a song called "Detachable Penis". It seemed applicable.
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Fat, Druged and Stupid is no way to go through life Taverner. Dumbass.
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Fat, Druged and Stupid is no way to go through life Taverner. Dumbass.
Shit, it's "worked" for Taverner for how long now? Maybe we shouldn't be knocking his "alternate lifestyle" until we've tried it?
:-) No; I didn't think so, either. :lmao:
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You didn't think of Chaz Bono? :tongue: :fuelfire:
That was more of an "add on" than a Snap On. :rotf:
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Fat, Druged and Stupid is no way to go through life Taverner. Dumbass.
Yeah, but DUmbass knows no other way. :-)