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Title: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 01:18:35 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-17-11 02:06 PM
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Anyone else take offense to the "put the bong down, son" copout?

And yeah, its a cop out. I usually see this kind of snark when the person can't argue with reason anymore, and its so much easier to call your opponent a hippie and high five the other frat boys in the room.

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Dreamer Tatum (1000+ posts)        Tue May-17-11 02:08 PM
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2. So...when people tell you to drop the bowl, it's BAD.
 But you calling them "frat boys" is...GOOD.

Yet they're the ones who can't argue with reason.

Hm.

Sounds like those frat boys need to be ELIMINATED.

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sufrommich  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-17-11 02:10 PM
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3. Hilarious call out from another thread, where you call others
 "paid trolls" and "pedophiles". Too funny.

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pintobean  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-17-11 02:11 PM
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4. +1

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-17-11 02:13 PM
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5. No doubt one of my many fans had something to say here
 But I put them on ignore, so I guess I'll never hear their whiney trap

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1120501
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: Texacon on May 17, 2011, 01:35:44 PM
LOL!  They're moving Taverners pot posts as fast as he puts them up.

KC
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 01:43:48 PM
LOL!  They're moving Taverners pot posts as fast as he puts them up.

KC

We should love him while he's still with us.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 01:44:17 PM
Missing Topic!
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 17, 2011, 01:46:58 PM
Taverner is competing with nutcase nadin and Horse with no Brain.

He's trying to keep pace until they start losing momentum.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2011, 02:15:19 PM
Taverner is competing with nutcase nadin and Horse with no Brain.

He's trying to keep pace until they start losing momentum.

So, he's a "closer," then?
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 02:33:16 PM
So, he's a "closer," then?

I thought the term was "catcher".
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2011, 02:35:26 PM
I thought the term was "catcher".

I meant in the horse racing sense.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
I meant in the horse racing sense.

I was back-handedly calling him a pillow-biter.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2011, 02:48:42 PM
I was back-handedly calling him a pillow-biter.

I know that, Snugs! :banghead:
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2011, 06:55:09 PM
Taverner, put the bong down, son. Its already cost you a job at IBM, what more do you want to lose ?
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 07:09:21 PM
Taverner, put the bong down, son. Its already cost you a job at IBM, what more do you want to lose ?

Taverner loses nothing!

It is taken from him unjustly by a cruel and greedy corporate fascist system!!!
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 17, 2011, 07:29:42 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Sun May-01-11 12:12 PM
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Can you play chess worth a damn? I sure can't
I suck at it

In fact I lose at checkers some times

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9678737
The implication here is that stoner DUmmy Taverner has beaten someone at checkers.
That is impossible to believe, unless he knows poor, stupid Beth, or Sheila Jackson Lee.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: true_blood on May 17, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
Keep on smoking it Taverner.
It's doing wonders for your I.Q. and mental thoughts. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2011, 04:08:05 AM
Keep on smoking it Taverner.
It's doing wonders for your I.Q. and mental thoughts. ::) ::)

And, by extension, our entertainment!
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: LC EFA on May 18, 2011, 04:51:04 AM
And, by extension, our entertainment!

...and the collection of documents in the FBI and CPS evidence stash.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 18, 2011, 10:20:23 AM
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Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass

Not really all that much of a transformation, when you get right down to it, though.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 10:21:50 AM
Keep on smoking it Taverner.
It's doing wonders for your I.Q. and mental thoughts. ::) ::)

Not to mention his job prospects.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: NHSparky on May 18, 2011, 11:15:50 AM
I was gonna say, at least I won't ever have to worry about Taverner being one of my co-workers.

EVER.
Title: Re: Taverner, in quest to make pot acceptable, becomes sanctimonious jackass
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 18, 2011, 11:37:21 AM
Between his aversion to drug tests and his allegedly crippling chronic back pain, it's difficult to see him ever getting an 'On the books' paying gig again, even flipping burgers.