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Title: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 02:10:06 PM
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 01:05 PM
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Not one ****ing penny (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1112242)

I am getting ready to go back to work full-time. I love that first day when you fill out all of your paperwork. The ONE change I will make when I fill it out this time is that NOT ONE ****ING PENNY will go into a 401k. Not one. I REFUSE to let the banksters play with my money anymore.

And after seeing that the government is dipping into federal pensions...well, that just solidified my position.


We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
Does McDonald's have/offer a 401k?
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 02:24:44 PM
Does McDonald's have/offer a 401k?

I think so, but they have to pass a drug test to qualify, so it's moot.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 02:26:15 PM
I think so, but they have to pass a drug test to qualify, so it's moot.

It's such a shame those pee tests are so hard to pass.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 16, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Forgive my fluffy ignorance but...

...how can it be a private banker's fault if the government robs public employee pensions?
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
What does the muslim's accounting trick have to do with a 401K?

At many employers, you don't have an option on a minimal 401K, and if you do have an option, turning it down is like turning down free money.

But of course, all that lies on the far side of that impenetrable mountainous barrier of a drug test.  

I have a hunch DUmmy Horse with no Brain is preparing us for some nice bouncy tales in the near future.

This is feeling more and more like a Top DUmmy campaign.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 02:42:00 PM
Forgive my fluffy ignorance but...

...how can it be a private banker's fault if the government robs public employee pensions?

Because **** logic.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Karin on May 16, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
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dawg  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-16-11 03:04 PM
Response to Original message
18. I'm not ****ing Penny, either.
 Hell, I barely know her. But please listen to those telling you to at least contribute to the extent of the company match. Most plans have a fixed-rate option that would not risk any of your principal.
:lmao:

Some of the DUmmies try and talk her out of it, but she's not participating in the thread much. 
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 03:12:12 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

Comedic value for one.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: dandi on May 16, 2011, 03:12:35 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

You're kidding, right?

Quote
Liberal lunacy displayed
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:16:48 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 03:19:36 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

Are you one of out new additions from the CC exposure campfire at the DUmp? We had several that day.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:20:02 PM
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 03:21:17 PM
Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.

Whose hotness knows no limits.  LOL
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 03:21:27 PM
Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.

I should add that as my sig line here. :-)
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:23:15 PM
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"

Conservative Underground and Democratic Underground. CU is like us and owned by two of our members here. DU is, well, a Ringling Bro's Circus Act with some of the most batshit insane liberal moonbats manning the lion cages.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 03:24:24 PM
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"

A welcome bitchslap.

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti, beatae Mariae semper Virgini, beato Michaeli Archangelo, beato Joanni Baptistae, sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo, omnibus Sanctis, et tibi Pater: quia peccavi nimis cogitatione verbo, et opere: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem, beatum Michaelem Archangelum, beatum Joannem Baptistam, sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum, omnes Sanctos, et te Pater, orare pro me ad Dominum Deum Nostrum.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 03:24:29 PM
Okay, I'll show my ignorance:
What is "CU" and "DU"

From Frank's sticky.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,13709.0.html
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
Confiteor Deo omnipotenti, beatae Mariae semper Virgini, beato Michaeli Archangelo, beato Joanni Baptistae, sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo, omnibus Sanctis, et tibi Pater: quia peccavi nimis cogitatione verbo, et opere: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem, beatum Michaelem Archangelum, beatum Joannem Baptistam, sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum, omnes Sanctos, et te Pater, orare pro me ad Dominum Deum Nostrum.

We say it a little bit differenlly at my parish:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis cogitatione,
verbo opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes angelos et Sanctos,
et vobis fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum. Amen.

But the sentiment is the same. Thanks
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: CatholicCrusader on May 16, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
Conservative Underground and Democratic Underground. CU is like us and owned by two of our members here. DU is, well, a Ringling Bro's Circus Act with some of the most batshit insane liberal moonbats manning the lion cages.

Okay. I get it.
Okay, sorry to derail the thread. Carry on
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 03:41:08 PM
We say it a little bit differenlly at my parish:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis cogitatione,
verbo opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes angelos et Sanctos,
et vobis fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum. Amen.

But the sentiment is the same. Thanks

Mine's from the 13th century.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: formerlurker on May 16, 2011, 03:58:55 PM
I'm kinda new here:
Why do you guys keep quoting that Democrat site to start threads with? Just curious.

This is a valid question, one I had when I first started posting here.  I  thought it borderlined on a bizarre obsession actually, and pretty much avoided that forum. 

I started reading some of them, got hooked like everyone else, and honest to God it is for the comedic level.  They are the largest group of social misfits ever assembled. Like watching a train wreck -- you can't look away.    The DU misfit of the year contest is a fun hoot also. 

Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2011, 04:02:33 PM
We say it a little bit differenlly at my parish:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis cogitatione,
verbo opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes angelos et Sanctos,
et vobis fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum. Amen.

But the sentiment is the same. Thanks

It wasn't until you laid it out this way that I knew what you were saying.   ::)
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: BattleHymn on May 16, 2011, 04:37:40 PM
I'm just here for the hot pictures of Calpig.  :sheshot: :hitit: :naughty:
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 04:42:02 PM
I'm just here for the hot pictures of Calpig.  :sheshot: :hitit: :naughty:

BS'ed for being crazier than a shit house rat.  :cheers1:
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 16, 2011, 04:44:02 PM
Conservative Underground and Democratic Underground. CU is like us and owned by two of our members here. DU is, well, a Ringling Bro's Circus Act with some of the most batshit insane liberal moonbats manning the lion cages.

I missed a lot of things during my hiatus.  Is gator still over there at CU?
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
I missed a lot of things during my hiatus.  Is gator still over there at CU?

Not very often.  He's no longer an admin or a mod.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
At many employers, you don't have an option on a minimal 401K, and if you do have an option, turning it down is like turning down free money.

No matter whether there is an automatic minimum employer level or not, the idjut is still walking away from the entire employer contribution.

Did she get hired by a mental hospital as a patient?

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 05:00:51 PM
No matter whether there is an automatic minimum employer level or not, the idjut is still walking away from the entire employer contribution.

Did she get hired by a mental hospital as a patient?

 :thatsright:

The menial jobs don't offer a 401K and the career type jobs only offer a 401K instead of a pension. Reading between the lines, I'd say she is rehearsing her "Would you like fries with that?" spiel.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: jukin on May 16, 2011, 05:03:10 PM
I'm sure the DUmpmonkey has no idea but he is walking the talk of giving more money to their god, government.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:03:24 PM
I should add that as my sig line here. :-)

Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.

That's kind of an inside joke, I think it goes back to before you joined us though.  I will have to let Ralphie speak for himself on that.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 05:10:00 PM
Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.

 :lol:
You've been hitting on a girl.

Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:12:45 PM
That's kind of an inside joke, I think it goes back to before you joined us though.  I will have to let Ralphie speak for himself on that.

Oh okay... way before my time.  I came here last year.  :)


:lol:
You've been hitting on a girl.



That's how I roll.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 05:22:55 PM
Oh okay... way before my time.  I came here last year.  :)


That's how I roll.

We demand Pictures.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/3909823367_273b54db14.jpg)
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2011, 04:19:26 AM
We demand Pictures.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/3909823367_273b54db14.jpg)

Gotta agree with Dutch.

:picsneeded:
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: jtyangel on May 17, 2011, 07:13:59 AM
That's kind of an inside joke, I think it goes back to before you joined us though.  I will have to let Ralphie speak for himself on that.
Heck i think it was pre cc even...he is a legend...still carrying the hot chick banner to this day.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 07:27:56 AM
Do "****ing pennies" get pregnant?
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Look at the name of this particular forum. "The DUmpster".

As CU's hottest chick said, it's for comedic value, knowing the enemy, many reasons.

UGH! I thought Ralph was a guy! we need the pink and blue thingy's next to our name.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 07:30:33 AM
Wait... what?  I thought you were a guy.

Thank You!
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 17, 2011, 07:35:43 AM
UGH! I thought Ralph was a guy! we need the pink and blue thingy's next to our name.

He is.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2011, 07:37:33 AM
Do "****ing pennies" get pregnant?

They have mills . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: franksolich on May 17, 2011, 07:38:18 AM


We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 07:38:34 AM
He is.

Oh!
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: franksolich on May 17, 2011, 07:43:30 AM


We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.

One wonders what sort of job that is, that Ms. Ed's going back to.

The unappellated eohippus tries to give the impression she's an R.N. (registered nurse), but doesn't come out and straightforwardly make that allegation.  She suggests it, but won't say it.

On the other hand, Ms. Ed has stated that she makes $24,000 a year.  She never suggested that; she came out straightfowardly and said it.

That sounds, uh, rather quite low for an R.N.

But it sounds just about right for a keyboardist in a hospital or medical clinic.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 17, 2011, 07:50:28 AM
One wonders what sort of job that is, that Ms. Ed's going back to.

The unappellated eohippus tries to give the impression she's an R.N. (registered nurse), but doesn't come out and straightforwardly make that allegation.  She suggests it, but won't say it.

On the other hand, Ms. Ed has stated that she makes $24,000 a year.  She never suggested that; she came out straightfowardly and said it.

That sounds, uh, rather quite low for an R.N.

But it sounds just about right for a keyboardist in a hospital or medical clinic.

5 bucks she's a CNA.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 17, 2011, 07:57:25 AM
UGH! I thought Ralph was a guy! we need the pink and blue thingy's next to our name.

And what about the confused DUmmies that join up here? A puke colored badge?
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 17, 2011, 08:02:31 AM
5 bucks she's a CNA.

That's my guess.

A lifetime of cleaning bedpans can have an effect on a person. It's twice as bad if the person has a bad disposition to begin with.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 08:06:39 AM
That's my guess.

A lifetime of cleaning bedpans can have an effect on a person. It's twice as bad if the person has a bad disposition to begin with.

The fumes and holding your breath finally kill off a lot of brain cells. If you didn't have many to start with....well....
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: franksolich on May 17, 2011, 08:28:17 AM
5 bucks she's a CNA.

You know, sir, as a kindness and courtesy to the paranoid primitives, I've been staying away from Skins's island for a little while, until the primitives forget franksolich ever existed, and go back to acting naturally.

But I find the paranoia of the primitives is "catching;" it's surely afflicting me, who lives in a deep red place.

I'm suddenly encountering all sorts of unattractive strangers around here, and since I'm feeling that "primitive paranoia," I'm getting nervous.

Remember, to the primitives, merely reading a primitive's comments, and commenting upon that primitive's comments, to the primitives it means one is actually "stalking" that particular primitive, out here in real life.

Last night, about 10:00 p.m., I noticed oops, I had run out of cigarettes.  Every place in town closes by 10 p.m. (excepting the bar, which doesn't sell cigarettes), which meant I had to drive 40 miles to the big city.

Because of the distance involved, I usually don't run out of cigarettes, but last night I did.

While on the highway, I was tail-gated, followed too closely, by another vehicle.  I was getting irritated when that vehicle suddenly passed me, but then after passing me, insisted on going 55 mph on a 65 mph road.

As I was now behind that vehicle, I noticed it had Texas license-plates.....and not only that, but all sorts of bumper-stickers, ABORTION NOW, CHOOSE ABORTION, ABORTION FOREVER, ABORTION IS FREEDOM, &c., &c.. &c.

I was in an impatient hurry to get some cigarettes, and so I passed the vehicle that had just passed me.  As it was dark, I couldn't see the driver.

I got to a convenience store on the edge of the big city, and went inside.

While I was chitchatting with the clerk, the Texas vehicle pulled up.  I wasn't too worried, because my own automobile was parked on the other, dark, side of the building, and so the person wouldn't know me.

In came a small woman, age circa late 40s.

She asked the clerk something, and the clerk answered her.

When she walked away, the clerk explained to me she had asked directions to the restrooms.

He also said she had "a little girl's voice."

Aha.  That cinched it.

Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives, reads franksolich, and so I think she's stalking me, in real life.

.....or at least I think that when I'm in a primitive mood.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 17, 2011, 08:35:45 AM
Frank, all your problems could be solved with a Ruger p345 .45 ACP (http://www.gunblast.com/Ruger-P345.htm). I hope they're not stupid enough to try some shit like that with me.

Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 17, 2011, 10:26:40 AM
Is "CNA" what they call orderlies now?
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Tucker on May 17, 2011, 11:01:46 AM
Is "CNA" what they call orderlies now?

Kinda. A CNA can tend to a person in their private dwelling. G.I. the bedroom and that kinda stuff.
Title: Re: Not one ****ing penny (Horse with No Brain)
Post by: Rebel on May 17, 2011, 11:02:11 AM
Is "CNA" what they call orderlies now?

Yes. It's not menial work, and they are appreciated, I just don't think this bitch is an RN.