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Title: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 12:36:48 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-16-11 12:50 PM
Original message
Help! Anyone here know how to pass a urine test?
   
Everyone's trying to sell the product out there, and from what I heard most solutions don't work

Does anyone have a sure fire way to beat a urine test? I've heard of the "fake penis" method and that seems like the most fool proof, but does anyone have experience doing this"?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1112056

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meegbear   (1000+ posts)               Mon May-16-11 12:51 PM
Response to Original message
1. Study. Study. Study.

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The Velveteen Ocelot   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-16-11 12:52 PM
Response to Original message
3. Don't use drugs or alcohol before taking the test. Sure-fire win.

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WingDinger   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-16-11 12:54 PM
Response to Reply #3
10. Bull, false positives do happen, and will follow you forever.

Bull.  If someone where I work gets popped and knows it is wrong.  They can pay for an immediate blood test to prove it.  If they are clean, the company will reimburse them for the blood test.

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rfranklin   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-16-11 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #10
16. Lay off the poppy seed bagels...
   
I spent 5 years in Jamesburg because I stopped in Jersey Bagel Boy on the way to the test.

Uh-huh.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 16, 2011, 12:40:13 PM
This crap always cracks me up.  My company does randoms every month.  Every month we end up with someone testing positive for something.  I fail to understand why people take risks like that.  Stupid f'ers. 

And, the poppy seed bagel thing is a bunch of bs. 
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 12:40:50 PM
This is the idiot that can't hold down a job, right? Didn't he JUST get this job?

He's the type of fool that should be aborted as, with his mindset, he's ALWAYS going to be a parasite.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 12:41:38 PM
I hope Skinner is proud that his site is providing such valuable discourse such as how to pass a drug test.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2011, 12:46:03 PM
I hope Skinner is proud that his site is providing such valuable discourse such as how to pass a drug test.

Perhaps someone needs to inform Hannity, Rush, or Savage of this . . .  :whistling:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Jason on May 16, 2011, 12:47:17 PM
This crap always cracks me up.  My company does randoms every month.  Every month we end up with someone testing positive for something.  I fail to understand why people take risks like that.  Stupid f'ers. 

And, the poppy seed bagel thing is a bunch of bs. 

Surprisingly, according to snopes its not bs.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 12:50:01 PM
Surprisingly, according to snopes its not bs.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp


Mythbusters did a thing about poppy seeds and IIRC, you have to eat a  lot too test positive.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 16, 2011, 12:51:02 PM
Surprisingly, according to snopes its not bs.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp


I should have phrased that better, was in a hurry.  Regarding the poppy seeds, I have had people use that excuse when they tested positive for Marijuana, not Opiates.    :thatsright:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 12:51:44 PM
I should have phrased that better, was in a hurry.  Regarding the poppy seeds, I have had people use that excuse when they tested positive for Marijuana, not Opiates.    :thatsright:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Jason on May 16, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
I should have phrased that better, was in a hurry.  Regarding the poppy seeds, I have had people use that excuse when they tested positive for Marijuana, not Opiates.    :thatsright:

You should then immediately ask them what their DUmp handle is.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 12:55:35 PM
This is the idiot that can't hold down a job, right? Didn't he JUST get this job?

I believe he did.  I'm also pretty sure Taverner bounces from meanial job to menial job, either being fired for incompetence or getting popped for a positive drug test.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 12:57:03 PM
87 freaking responses to that dreck of a thread.  A serious political discussion board indeed. :whatever:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2011, 12:58:01 PM
If I was a DU mod, I would lock that thread.  Soliciting/dispensing medical advice is against their rules. :whistling:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 16, 2011, 12:58:25 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

The best one I ever got was when I terminated someone for testing postive for pot, and he asked me "Are you sure it wasn't bleach?"

I never did figure that out.  To be honest, I never took a science class in college, and the ones I took in HS, I barely remember, but I believe that the structure of marijuana and bleach are probably no where in the same boat.  
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: zeitgeist on May 16, 2011, 01:04:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1112056

Bull.  If someone where I work gets popped and knows it is wrong.  They can pay for an immediate blood test to prove it.  If they are clean, the company will reimburse them for the blood test.

Uh-huh.

You beat me to it.  I was letting my trail cool a bit before posting here.   :naughty:


An expert weighs in.
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 Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 01:06 PM
Response to Reply #19
35. No, they ask for them after you fail the test
 All they want on the day of your test is your pee.



I was thinking it needs a Hiku but haven't come up with a HOW TO HIKU.  And what the heck is a "fake penis", or do I really want to know?  I though Tavener was a dude. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Skul on May 16, 2011, 01:10:53 PM
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The Velveteen Ocelot   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-16-11 12:52 PM
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3. Don't use drugs or alcohol before taking the test. Sure-fire win.

Better make that months, before the test.
Like that would ever happen. :stoner: :stoner: :rotf:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 01:13:55 PM
If I was a DU mod, I would lock that thread.  Soliciting/dispensing medical advice is against their rules. :whistling:

I made a note in the DU mod forum.  :rulez:

 :-)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
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rfranklin   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-16-11 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #10
16. Lay off the poppy seed bagels...
   
I spent 5 years in Jamesburg because I stopped in Jersey Bagel Boy on the way to the test.

Even if you weren't a lying POS, you would've had to have been one bloated mofo from all the bagels that would take, and on top of that the only way that result could go down even then was that it bought you a parole violation, which means you were already a damn' convicted felon dirtbag.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2011, 01:25:08 PM
DUmmy Dithers has the most relevant post:
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SidDithers  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 12:58 PM
Response to Original message
22. K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it...
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Splashdown on May 16, 2011, 01:29:10 PM
It must suck to go through life in fear of a urine test.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on May 16, 2011, 01:46:54 PM
This crap always cracks me up.  My company does randoms every month.  Every month we end up with someone testing positive for something.  I fail to understand why people take risks like that.  Stupid f'ers. 

And, the poppy seed bagel thing is a bunch of bs. 

Yep.  I get tested randomly as part of my job.  Bottom line.  Don't do drugs, no problem.  But if they ever test for caffeine, I'm so screwed.  :)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 01:48:18 PM
Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 01:49:09 PM
Yep.  I get tested randomly as part of my job.  Bottom line.  Don't do drugs, no problem.

Same here, anyone in my company is subject to random drug testing.

And listen up, lurking DUmmies.  I've tried my share of drugs.  But there's a time and a place for that, and it's called college.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Randy on May 16, 2011, 01:58:17 PM
Same here, anyone in my company is subject to random drug testing.

And listen up, lurking DUmmies.  I've tried my share of drugs.  But there's a time and a place for that, and it's called college.

I didn't go to college but I did do some advanced studies.  :-)
I grew up around 30 years old. You DUmmies should try it, it's never to late.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 02:04:26 PM
I hope Skinner is proud that his site is providing such valuable discourse such as how to pass a drug test.

And how to cheat on social security disability, but that's another show, airing on a different channel.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2011, 02:49:25 PM
I hope Skinner is proud that his site is providing such valuable discourse such as how to pass a drug test.
I'll bet Lord Marblehead and the enigmatic nitwit Elad didn't have to pass a drug test to work for Skimmer.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Karin on May 16, 2011, 03:04:48 PM
I don't know what that fake johnson business is, but Taverner is indeed a dude, he is the father of two small children.   :hammer:   Partakes of many different kinds of drugs, and also loves to get stinking drunk. 

I just can't imagine any female taking one look at that and saying to herself, "I must have this man's children." 
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 03:10:23 PM
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 12:55 PM
Response to Reply #3
13. Yes I know, but let's just say I'm a heavy smoker
   
and let's just say that I have a fully legal perscription

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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 12:58 PM
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18. I think you have a winnable lawsuit if they don't hire you...
   
but I'm optimistic by nature.

I don't think so.

Let's say he does manage to find a local moonbat judge to agree with his premise of a legal script. Eventually it will work it's way to the federal level here no state law regarding the legality of medical pot is recognized. End result = FAIL.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Randy on May 16, 2011, 03:47:20 PM
Alright, gather round CC'rs, it's time for a lesson.

The fake rubber cawk is used to beat a drug test by using it to "deposit" the clean sample, gotten from someone else into the cup.

There are a few problems with this. First being the temperature of the sample has to be warm enough to pass. They do check. Second it's assuming that you'll be watched. Paroleees and known, convicted drug abusers get watched. I've never been watched, ever.
You also have to be absolutely sure your donor is really clean too, it'd be a bitch to be a pot smoker and have some meth head whizz for you.  :rotf:

Something else the DUmmie has to consider, technology. The last few year my employer has been using swabs to check your saliva instead of urine. It's alot harder to fake a mouth than it is a pee-pee.  :-)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 03:58:09 PM

Something else the DUmmie has to consider, technology. The last few year my employer has been using swabs to check your saliva instead of urine. It's alot harder to fake a mouth than it is a pee-pee.  :-)

DUmmies will just have their "clean" friend pee in their mouth first.  :-)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 04:02:25 PM
DUmmies will just have their "clean" friend pee in their mouth first.  :-)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: zeitgeist on May 16, 2011, 04:03:26 PM
I'll bet Lord Marblehead and the enigmatic nitwit Elad didn't have to pass a drug test to work for Skimmer.

I am guessing they are experts in Ornithology, both specializing in 'the swallow' thus no other test is required.
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Ballygrl on May 16, 2011, 04:17:37 PM
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Does anyone have a sure fire way to beat a urine test?

Yes, avoid illegal drugs.

What an embarrassing topic on a board that wants to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2011, 04:25:57 PM
"How many questions on a drug test and are they multiple choice?"
[smokeedupDUmmie/mode]
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Freeper on May 16, 2011, 04:28:22 PM
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 01:06 PM
Response to Reply #19
35. No, they ask for them after you fail the test
   
All they want on the day of your test is your pee.

If you are legitimately taking a prescription that may show up on the urine test you could tell them before hand and save yourself the trouble. I'm just a stupid conservative and I know this, you would think the Mensa members of DU could figure that out as well.  :-)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
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The fake rubber cawk is used to beat a drug test by using it to "deposit" the clean sample, gotten from someone else into the cup.

I feel bad for the police officer whom ends up finding a fake penis filled with someone else's urine.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Randy on May 16, 2011, 05:18:03 PM
I feel bad for the police officer whom ends up finding a fake penis filled with someone else's urine.

It's happened before LOL It's how I know about it. I heard the story on the radio and then read the article when I stumbled on it later.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 16, 2011, 05:32:53 PM
I didn't read this thread until now but when I saw the thread I'm posting now I knew the two were related:

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:01 PM
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It's always funny to see "Democrats" who are in reality, Fascists
   
And I do not use that term lightly

If you think your employer has a right to know what you do when you are not working for them - then yes sir/yes ma'am, you are a fascist.

That means you do not believe in individual liberty

That means you do not believe in personal choice

Sure, you aren't wearing a black shirt or quoting il Duce - but you don't have to love Hitler to be a racist

May I suggest another party, perhaps?

The Republicans or the Constitution Party may be your cup of tea

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1114263

Keep in mind this is the same group of sub-retards who look for any pretense to bring a lawsuit against any business. I seriously doubt if an employee hurt another employee or a customer because they were burnt-out on drugs--even if not immediately intoxicated--would suffice as a defense for the corporate holder.

The issue is complicated by the fact that blood-content measurements are not reliable tests so the default level is nil.

But apparently protecting one's self from employee liability is fascism becomes what Hitler really invaded Europe for was the ability to administer urinalysis screenings and by gumption taverner is here to save us from this evil...just as soon as he's done with his twinkies and pickles...and if he can remember where he left his manifesto.

Samuel Johnson was very correct when he intoned, "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel."

Anyway, then there's this:

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LibertyFox (102 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:09 PM
Response to Reply #1
6. Fascist =/= whatever you don't like? NOPE
   
Someone's mad that not everyone thinks the same way as them.

I would agree that an employer shouldn't have the right to dictate what you do in your offtime but that changes when what you do could affect the way you perform for them on their time.

Your chosen hobby of heavy drug use is one that has a likelihood of doing that. An employer shouldn't be forced to hire someone who may come to work stoned.

Low post-count freeper troll
 
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:11 PM
Response to Reply #6
11. Fascist = Authoritarianism
   
What could be more authoritarian than drug testing an employee?

If they're high at work - fine. An employer should be well within their rights to can them.

But when they AREN'T at work? Is that the employer's time as well? Then they better ****ing pay for that time.

I don't work stoned, period.

May I suggest the Republican Party? They love boostrappers like you...

What could be more authoritarian than demanding all children attend public schools run by unions that contribute exclusively to one political party?

What could be more authoritarian than health care mandates?

What could be more authoritarian than discriminating against peaceful people because of their religion?

DU = authoritarian fascist HQ

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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:05 PM
Response to Original message
2. Oh my goodness... Is this about the pee test thing?
   
Lighten up. People have different opinions on this one. Fascist? That's stretching it. Why a new thread about it when it appears you didn't answer all of the replies in your other thread? For most employers, drug use is about liability and not wanting to know what you do in your own home.

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:08 PM
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4. So does your boss have the right to microchip you?
   
Should they? It would cut down on lost work.

Just because you say it isn't a duck, does not mean, in fact, that it isn't one...

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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:09 PM
Response to Reply #4
9. Erm...your boss wants to microchip you???
   
That's going too far. I thought you were talking about the pee test thread.

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Moderator DU Moderator  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-16-11 06:11 PM
Response to Original message
12. We're locking this.
   
Advocating for a third party is now allowed on Democratic Underground.

 :rotf:

OK, nevermind the rules about calling new people freeper trolls or advocating illegal activities what really burns their bottoms is when you advocate for thee Constitution Party in a fit of self-pitying sarcastic pique.


I feel bad for the police officer whom ends up finding a fake penis filled with someone else's urine.

Imagine the poor pecker-checker at the pee-test.

"Dude! WTF! You're NOT black!"
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: ChuckJ on May 16, 2011, 06:09:23 PM
If you are legitimately taking a prescription that may show up on the urine test you could tell them before hand and save yourself the trouble. I'm just a stupid conservative and I know this, you would think the Mensa members of DU could figure that out as well.  :-)

That's what I did. A bunch of years back we were going to be doing some contract work on a site that required drug-free cards. A couple of days before the pee test I had to see a doctor. He prescribed something. Can't remember what. I told him about the upcoming drug test. He said it shouldn't matter but just in case scribbled me a note and signed it. I gave it to the testers when I walked in the door. They said thanks and marked it down on my paper. I didn't have a problem.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: true_blood on May 16, 2011, 07:56:15 PM
87 freaking responses to that dreck of a thread.  A serious political discussion board indeed. :whatever:
:lmao: :lmao:
That's the primitives for ya.  :mental: Anything that helps a DUmmie get a job, even though they know they will be a drug test and they can't put down the bong. :mental:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 16, 2011, 08:01:08 PM
87 freaking responses to that dreck of a thread.  A serious political discussion board indeed. :whatever:

Never been around a gaggle-**** of libertarians, have you?
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 08:03:18 PM
Never been around a gaggle-**** of libertarians, have you?

Don't lump us all into that "party" called the Libertarian Party. I'm fairly libertarian, but the LP has gone off the deep end.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 16, 2011, 08:04:55 PM
Don't lump us all into that "party" called the Libertarian Party. I'm fairly libertarian, but the LP has gone off the deep end.

Ron Paul!
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 08:05:13 PM
...then again, I do find myself in arguments with them MANY times. Most of'em have their heads stuck so far up Paul's ass you can't tell where he begins and they end.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 08:05:45 PM
Never been around a gaggle-**** of l Libertarians, have you?

FIFY.  :cheers1: I know it's hard for them bunny paws to reach the <shift> key sometimes. :II:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 08:06:34 PM
Ron Paul!

I think the problem with the philosophy is it's been taken over by pseudo-anarchists.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 16, 2011, 08:23:59 PM
I think the problem with the philosophy is it's been taken over by pseudo-anarchists.

Indeed.   :cheersmate:

I am no pseudo-anarchist, but if you wanna call me a boostrapper, I'm cool.  I like that.   :-)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Vagabond on May 16, 2011, 08:34:51 PM
Hmmm...Which party is it that mandates that every employer pay into the state workman's compensation insurance fund?  Why Taverner if you answered Democrats, that's right, give yourself a big ole 'I love me' hug. 

Why are there laws against having drugs in your system in the work place?  Why, Taverner, you could be right again, if you answered that the insurance fund, as part of it's actuarial requirements, requires employers to provide a safe and drug free workplace because studies have shown that stoned and drugged out workers create unsafe environments and accidents which drives up it's risk of payouts.

I'm not saying empoyers wouldn't want safe work environments anyway, Taverner. I'm saying that Democrats have done much to tie any potential employer of you in such a way that they don't want the added risks associated with your determined drug use.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
Hmmm. This thread went from fake penis to Ron Paul. Looking at his less than manly stances...I would have to say that Paul does indeed have a fake penis.

CC...where everything fits together so well.

Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Hmmm...Which party is it that mandates that every employer pay into the state workman's compensation insurance fund?  Why Taverner if you answered Democrats, that's right, give yourself a big ole 'I love me' hug. 

Why are there laws against having drugs in your system in the work place?  Why, Taverner, you could be right again, if you answered that the insurance fund, as part of it's actuarial requirements, requires employers to provide a safe and drug free workplace because studies have shown that stoned and drugged out workers create unsafe environments and accidents which drives up it's risk of payouts.

I'm not saying empoyers wouldn't want safe work environments anyway, Taverner. I'm saying that Democrats have done much to tie any potential employer of you in such a way that they don't want the added risks associated with your determined drug use.

If someone has an accident at work, they are required to be drug tested.  Doesn't matter how minor the accident, if it requires any medical attention or time off work.  We even had a guy that got burned through a whole in his welding gloves and still had to be tested.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 09:02:00 PM
Hmmm. This thread went from fake penis to Ron Paul. Looking at his less than manly stances...I would have to say that Paul does indeed have a fake penis.

CC...where everything fits together so well.



Second time you've said something negative about the site. Is there a problem you have with CC?
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: commonguymd on May 16, 2011, 09:04:45 PM
Hmmm. This thread went from fake penis to Ron Paul. Looking at his less than manly stances...I would have to say that Paul does indeed have a fake penis.

CC...where everything fits together so well.



Stream of conscience takes strange turns.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2011, 10:00:46 PM
Second time you've said something negative about the site. Is there a problem you have with CC?
Negative?!! No. No. No!
I was trying to say it was funny that on CC two discordant ideas could come together and reveal a glorious truth.

Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 10:04:50 PM
Negative?!! No. No. No!
I was trying to say it was funny that on CC two discordant ideas could come together and reveal a glorious truth.



Yep, that happens a lot on this board.  A thread starts out on a certain topic, meanders around and then  connects back to the original topic in some way.  More often than not, the off-topic roaming involves boobies. :)
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on May 16, 2011, 10:19:53 PM
Yep, that happens a lot on this board.  A thread starts out on a certain topic, meanders around and then  connects back to the original topic in some way.  More often than not, the off-topic roaming involves boobies. :)

Amen.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Vagabond on May 16, 2011, 10:48:59 PM
If someone has an accident at work, they are required to be drug tested.  Doesn't matter how minor the accident, if it requires any medical attention or time off work.  We even had a guy that got burned through a whole in his welding gloves and still had to be tested.

Truedat.  Workman's comp is still one of the overarching reasons for this though.  FIL had a guy take a minor injury in his hand, and the guy insisted on going to the ER.  The guy came up hot, of course and my FIL had to fire him, even though he thought the man was a good painter.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 10:55:17 PM
Truedat.  Workman's comp is still one of the overarching reasons for this though.  FIL had a guy take a minor injury in his hand, and the guy insisted on going to the ER.  The guy came up hot, of course and my FIL had to fire him, even though he thought the man was a good painter.

Our company don't fire anyone for one positive test. The person is given the choice of going through a company approve treatment program at the employees cost, and subsequent weekly testing for 6 weeks, and then bi-monthly testing for one year.  All of that is at the employees expense.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: NHSparky on May 17, 2011, 08:41:18 AM
Our company don't fire anyone for one positive test. The person is given the choice of going through a company approve treatment program at the employees cost, and subsequent weekly testing for 6 weeks, and then bi-monthly testing for one year.  All of that is at the employees expense.

Try being a stoner in the nuclear industry...hell, ANYWHERE in the utility industry.

And it's one of those little things, along with sexual harassment, racial comments, violating safety regs, etc., where the union will step aside and say, "He's all yours."

Memo to DUmmies--you can't even REFUSE a drug test where I work.  If you do, terminated.  Buh-bye.  See ya.

And Issa, bleach is where someone will try to "contaminate" the sample by using bleach.  Most places view that as a positive test, much as they do for other agents meant to "hide" drug usage such as Golden Seal, etc.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 17, 2011, 09:13:41 AM
Try being a stoner in the nuclear industry...hell, ANYWHERE in the utility industry.

And it's one of those little things, along with sexual harassment, racial comments, violating safety regs, etc., where the union will step aside and say, "He's all yours."

Memo to DUmmies--you can't even REFUSE a drug test where I work.  If you do, terminated.  Buh-bye.  See ya.

And Issa, bleach is where someone will try to "contaminate" the sample by using bleach.  Most places view that as a positive test, much as they do for other agents meant to "hide" drug usage such as Golden Seal, etc.

Thanks for that info.  That happened over 10 years ago, and I had no clue. 
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Airwolf on May 17, 2011, 01:21:03 PM
I feel bad for the police officer whom ends up finding a fake penis filled with someone else's urine.

Someone should grab it and beat the druggie with it like a baby seal.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: jukin on May 17, 2011, 03:03:13 PM
I thought that drug testing was moving to sampling hair which will show what has been ingested in the time the hair has grown.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Tucker on May 17, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
I thought that drug testing was moving to sampling hair which will show what has been ingested in the time the hair has grown.

Which is why gang bangers shave ALL body hair.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Randy on May 17, 2011, 03:26:00 PM
Which is why Brittney Spears shaved her head the night before she went to rehab.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 03:40:56 PM
Which is why Brittney Spears shaved her head the night before she went to rehab.

Unless she has a Brazilian wax there's evidence to be had.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 17, 2011, 03:51:18 PM
Unless she has a Brazilian wax there's evidence to be had.
Nearly everyone in the world has seen photographic evidence of that.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 17, 2011, 04:01:19 PM
I have never failed a urine test, and I have a fool-proof method.  I could tell you what it is, but as a good capitalist, I feel the need to charge for my services.  If you send me $500 by mail, I will tell you my secret...
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 17, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
I have never failed a urine test, and I have a fool-proof method.  I could tell you what it is, but as a good capitalist, I feel the need to charge for my services.  If you send me $500 by mail, I will tell you my secret...

Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 17, 2011, 04:36:42 PM
Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!
:bwah:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Mike220 on May 17, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!

I've got the bootleg copy for $250.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 04:48:46 PM
I've got the bootleg copy for $250.

...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 17, 2011, 04:52:34 PM
...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.

Damn.  That'll cut into the profits :thatsright:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Mike220 on May 17, 2011, 04:59:25 PM
...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.

And I have the North Korean pirated version of the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $25.

Yes it is.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Splashdown on May 17, 2011, 05:05:11 PM
And I have the North Korean pirated version of the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $25.

Yes it is.

I downloaded the Wikileaks version. 10 bucks.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 05:08:11 PM
When this gets to the point that someone will pay me to take a copy...send me a truck load........ :rotf:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Mike220 on May 17, 2011, 05:10:37 PM
I downloaded the Wikileaks version. 10 bucks.

Shit...
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 17, 2011, 05:12:16 PM
When this gets to the point that someone will pay me to take a copy...send me a truck load........ :rotf:

Shit, you can have all mine.  What with the Chinese and Koreans, I'm losing money on the deal. :badmood:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Splashdown on May 17, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
Shit, you can have all mine.  What with the Chinese and Koreans, I'm losing money on the deal. :badmood:

You probably used union labor, too, didn't you?

cha-ching.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 06:13:15 PM
You probably used union labor, too, didn't you?

cha-ching.

There's your problem.....outsource.....go off shore.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 17, 2011, 07:50:06 PM
Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!
You need to include a self-addressed, stamped specimen bottle.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: sharkhawk on May 17, 2011, 07:53:12 PM
OT but a little more from an Aids cure discussion.

Quote
Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 09:05 PM
Response to Original message
22. I don't give a rat's ass about you parade-rainers - WOO HOO!!!!
 "oh we shouldn't celebrate!"

"oh it's really just a small sucess!"

**** YOU!!!!

I SPENT 3 YEARS OF MY LIFE FIGHTING THIS ****ING VIRAL SCOURGE AND I WANT MY ****ING CAKE, ASSHOLES!!!!

w00t x 100000

WTF

Taverner has AIDS.  Oh the opiate addiction, no wonder he can't get a job.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 17, 2011, 08:40:19 PM
[quoteTaverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 09:05 PM
Response to Original message
22. I don't give a rat's ass about you parade-rainers - WOO HOO!!!!
 "oh we shouldn't celebrate!"

"oh it's really just a small sucess!"

**** YOU!!!!

I SPENT 3 YEARS OF MY LIFE FIGHTING THIS ****ING VIRAL SCOURGE AND I WANT MY ****ING CAKE, ASSHOLES!!!!

w00t x 100000 ][/quote]

Three Years? And all you do is waste your time smoking dope?   Don't waste my time, I will continue to care for those that still want to fight, and those that lost theirs too early.  I don't have time for a spooge.  Pffffft.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2011, 09:11:15 PM

Three Years? And all you do is waste your time smoking dope?   Don't waste my time, I will continue to care for those that still want to fight, and those that lost theirs too early.  I don't have time for a spooge.  Pffffft.

You said it, Iassa.
Kind of like another certain person that drives a Buick.
Hard to feel any compassion for crap like that. :banghead:
H5
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 17, 2011, 09:29:08 PM
You said it, Iassa.
Kind of like another certain person that drives a Buick.
Hard to feel any compassion for crap like that. :banghead:
H5

Thanks Man. 

Man, I just can't get my quote boxes synched up today for anything. 
 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: Skul on May 18, 2011, 03:34:29 AM
Thanks Man. 

Man, I just can't get my quote boxes synched up today for anything. 
 :thatsright:
Your quote boxes suck, today, Iassa.
Deal with it.
There's always tomorrow. :rotf:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: NHSparky on May 18, 2011, 07:43:57 AM
...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.

And I've got the even cheaper Afghanistanimation knockoff for $29.95, but for you I give special deal, 3 for $100.
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: IassaFTots on May 18, 2011, 07:52:47 AM
Your quote boxes suck, today, Iassa.
Deal with it.
There's always tomorrow. :rotf:

Yes there is, and there is a good quote box for ya right up there! ^

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2011, 07:55:07 AM
And I've got the even cheaper Afghanistanimation knockoff for $29.95, but for you I give special deal, 3 for $100.

A special deal, huh...and I ain't even a democrat...that is special.