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Title: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: dutch508 on May 16, 2011, 09:21:09 AM
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In today's show, Larry talkes about Barry and Bottled Gravity!

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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Fri May-13-11 04:28 PM
Original message
A New Way has been found to Bottle Gravity.
 Obama’s Blue Ribbon Panel on Free Energy.


I had a thought a few months ago. It’s simple but it would work.

There is more than one way to manipulate gravity.

They say the solar nor wind power will ever be the answer to our energy needs.

There is no way to store the energy produced in times of plenty. To be used at a later date and time.

In times of lean.

Which is true.

And then again. That is not true. You can store gravity.

That’s right. You can bottle gravity and use it later.

Here is how.

Hydro electric power like Hoover Dam. Lake Mead is reservoir Used to store water to be used to produce electricity. The lake fills up each spring with water. There is enough water in Lake Mead to last a whole year. Till when next spring comes around. And the Lake filles up again.

I you use the energy produced by solar and wind.. The excess energy it produces can be used to pump water up the hill and in to a reservoir. A lake up high. And then use that stored energy to produce electricity later.

You are not making a reservoir to store water in.

You are making a reservoir to store energy in. Gravity has a very long self life.

Water pressure. Gravity is what causes the water to build up pressure. The higher the water level the. The higher the water pressure goes.

Hoover dam has a water level of 650 feet. A lot lot lot of water pressure.

The sun shines all year. And the wind blows all year.

There is a over supply of sun light and wind. All over the planet. You can make as many solar cell or wind mills as we need. We can also build as many hydro electric power plants as you want.. If you are recycling your water. The water never gets used up. The reservoir never runs dry. You never run out of electricity.

You would need as big a reservoir below the dam as you have above the dam.

You wouldn’t need as big of a reservoir as lake Mead because you will be filling the lake all year long. Instead of just once a year.

You don’t use the solar power and wind power to produce electricity with.

You use the solar power and wind power to fill up the reservoir. Move the water in the reservoir up the hill And over the top of the dam. To the reservoir behind the dam..

You never run out of water because you never run out of sun light or wind.

You can fill up the reservoir just as fast as it empties out. Because there is no limit to how many solar cells or wind mills you can build. To refill the reservoir behind the dam.
There is nothing in the rule book that says how many of them that you can build.

Build more Wind Mills than you need.

And if the sun doesn’t shine for a few day or the wind doesn’t blow for a few days.

There is a reservoir there to carry us through till it does.

A back up system.

The reservoir is the back up system..

Bottled Gravity? Sure.

Solar cell power, and wind mill power. Coupled with the ”reservoir effect” used with Hydro electric power plants.

Is the answer to our power needs.

Where ever water flows. Electricity Go.

And there is an unending supple of flowing water because gravity is ever where. Gravity is with out end.

There is a endless supply of electricity out there. All you have to do is go get it

It’s there for the taking. Free.

Simple. And it works.
 



Use an Aramede's screw to raise water to let it fall creating energy. BRILLENT!

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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Fri May-13-11 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Just in. I got a link.
 

http://www.tva.gov/power/pdf/hydro.pdf

It really works.

Free Energy.


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Fri May-13-11 05:05 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. I didn’t know that.
 I didn’t know that.

They all ready have a name fore it.

The world's largest

“Pumped Storage Hydroelectric Plant”

It must be real. Right.

I’m working ways to develop Free Energy technologies.

I have found two and I’m working on the third one right now.


www.ufoworkshop.0catch.com

Larry


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Fri May-13-11 06:30 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. I don’t thing you under stand what I’m saying.
 Solar Cells and Wind Mills by their self will not work

Because you can’t store the energy that they produce.

Hydro Electric Power Plants by their self will not work.

Because after the water goes through the plant. It’s done for. You can’t reuse it.

But if you put.

Solar Cell Power, and Wind Mill Power. Coupled with the ”reservoir effect” used with Hydro electric power plants. Working together as a team.

It does.

Because if you use them in this way.

There is a way to store the energy they produce. And you also get to recycle the water. This way you don’t every run out of water. Or electricity.

This way you can form a never ending cycle of producing Green Clean Free Energy.


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Sat May-14-11 08:08 AM
Response to Reply #15
17. Great thinking.
 Every thing you are saying is true.

But what you are missing. Is

The fact that when the sun don’t shine and the wind doesn’t blow.

Solar and wind power runs out of gas Then what are you going to do?

There is nothing in the rule book that states how many solar cell or how many wind mills you can build.

If you build a lot more that you need in any one given day. There would be an excess of energy.

If you store that access energy in times of plenty. You would be able to use the excess in time of lean.

Like at night. Or next week when the sun doesn’t shine or the wind stops blowing.

If you only build enough solar cells and wind mills to meet the needs for one day.

When the sun doesn’t shine or the wind doesn’t blow. Your screwed. You just run out of gas.

Left high and dry.

Wouldn’t it be wiser to have a spar can of gas in the trunk of your car.. Just in case you run out of gas.

As of right now. Solar and wind doesn’t have a spar tire.

This the only thing that’s wrong with solar And wind power.

How do you fix it?

Get the spar tire thing, going

A lot of people will tell you why it want work. ( They have stock in a coal burning power plant? See).

I can see nothing in the rule book that states that we can’t fix any problems that solar wind power has. That can’t be fixed.

And fixed soon.

If you built one of these things in your own back yard.

You would never have to pay another power bill.

Any kind of power bill

We have electric cars now.

What were you saying about $ 6 dollar gas?

Not me man. I’ll not pay those kind of prices.

And you shouldn’t either. There are ways to get around it.

As of today.


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Fri May-13-11 07:10 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. There is your problem.
 It said that it is a new Concept.

Concept. That means that they have only talked about.

They have never tried it Yet

I don’t see any pictures of one in action. Because they haven’t built one yet.

I just thought of this ideal yesterday.

How did they get it up on the net so fast?

No wonder my dam electricity bill is so high. This makes me mad.

I’m going to build one of these thing and put it in my back yard.

And never pay another electric bill.

And so should you.


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Fri May-13-11 07:25 PM
Response to Reply #5
9. That link is so new it doesn’t have any thing on it yet.
 I only told about 900 people about this ideal. Just yesterday.

And now today. It’s all over the net.

This must be big.

I mean big. I’ve never seen any thing spread so fast.

This ideal is going to break the bank.

I have to go now and tell all my friends about this.

By


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Sat May-14-11 08:28 AM
Response to Reply #5
18. Yes it is.
 Gravity has been around for a long time.

And the best part about gravity is.

It’s going to be around for a lot longer time to come.

Can’t be bought. Can’t be sold.

No one is going to pay you good money for gravity.

They have more than they need. More than they can use up in a life time.

And it’s this way with every one else.

There is so much gravity around now days. We are gravity poor.

If you just built a small one in your back yard. You could run your hose and your car off it.

And every body else’s house and car in town off it.


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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Sat May-14-11 09:05 AM
Response to Reply #16
19. Gravity has been around for a long time.
 And the best part about gravity is.

It’s going to be around for a lot longer time to come.

Can’t be bought. Can’t be sold.

No one is going to pay you good money for gravity.

They have more than they need. More than they can use up in a life time.

And it’s this way with every one else.

There is so much gravity around now days. We are gravity poor.

If you just built a small one in your back yard. You could run your hose and your car off it.

And every body else’s house and car in town off it.

Farmer and ranchers have been using wind mills to pump water up out of the ground for a long time.

If a wind mill can pump water up out of the ground. 650 feet.


They can pump water up a hill to a storage tank. 650 feet.

650 Feet. That’s how deep the water level is on Hoover Dam

It produces the Electric Power to run Las Vegas, Phoenix, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, and all of the little towns in between.

I’m not saying that you should go out and build your self a Hoover Dam.

To have a in house generator. All you would need a big storage tank at the top of a 650 hill. And 1/4 plastic tube to the bottom of the hill. To your generator.

And a big storage tank at the bottom of the hill. And several old ranch stile wind mils to pump the water back up the hill to the storage tank.

Never pay another Electricity Bill

If every body did this.

The Power Co. Would go broke.

They say that if you hook up your system to the grid. The power co. has to send you a check at the end of the month$$$.


Bank it. Gravity is here to stay!

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Larry L. Burks (333 posts)      Sat May-14-11 09:46 AM
Response to Reply #20
21. I liked the Part Where it States.
 


http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2067716,0...




Snip

“Absolutely this technology can be applied elsewhere.”

What he should have said is.

“Any Where”

Merkel Texas.

Here we come.


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Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 09:23:09 AM
Bottled gravity. That reminds me of a roll of flight line, frequency grease, and blackout turn signals.   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Skul on May 16, 2011, 09:26:15 AM
If only we could harness the power of vortex generators.
All our problems would be solved.

Don't forget the "prop wash", Rebel. :-)

...or muffler bearings.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 09:32:02 AM
I had no idea they granted mental patients internet access.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 09:32:26 AM
Wotta dope. 

The technology he's talking about has been known and used for a very long time, albeit without the wind and solar part.  The hydro part requires a very large amount of space and very particular topography and hydrology, so there are a limited number of places where it can be used, and there are not so many of those places that also have productive solar and wind potential. 

Larry is probably also blissfully unaware of transmission loss and thinks wind farms in Nebraska and solar arrays in New Mexico could power hydraulic reservoir pumping in the Cascades (If you could ever get the environmental documentation and permits to actually allow you to build an installation there, that is).
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: tanstaafl on May 16, 2011, 10:17:44 AM
Wotta dope. 

The technology he's talking about has been known and used for a very long time, albeit without the wind and solar part.  The hydro part requires a very large amount of space and very particular topography and hydrology, so there are a limited number of places where it can be used, and there are not so many of those places that also have productive solar and wind potential. 

Larry is probably also blissfully unaware of transmission loss and thinks wind farms in Nebraska and solar arrays in New Mexico could power hydraulic reservoir pumping in the Cascades (If you could ever get the environmental documentation and permits to actually allow you to build an installation there, that is).

And half, or better, of his equation is knocked out because you want to pump at night so as to release the stored water to the turbines during peak periods. The peaks are always during the day! That's why utilities that have, or do do this used the baseline generators that have to spin 24 hours a day.

Then there is the Taum Sauk syndrome and the pesky level instruments. NHSparky should know of which I speak (Hints: Ameren UE, Ozarks, Taum Sauk Mt. Reservoir).
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2011, 10:22:29 AM
The eccentric industrialist Diet Smith harnessed gravity decades ago.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 16, 2011, 10:32:13 AM
(http://www.lawlibrary.co.za/notice/updates/2002/images/bottled_lightning.jpg)
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 10:43:10 AM
Then there is the Taum Sauk syndrome and the pesky level instruments. NHSparky should know of which I speak (Hints: Ameren UE, Ozarks, Taum Sauk Mt. Reservoir).

Oh, I'm familiar with it.  Failure of one of these installations can get a lot uglier than any other method of generating power, except probably nuclear.

There are also big environmental hurdles to even getting an installation authorized, one of the foundational environmental law cases deals with a huge fight against ConEd plans to build such an installation in the Hudson valley to service NYC many years ago, and that was before most of the current environmental legal regime was passed into law and regulation.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: jukin on May 16, 2011, 12:23:05 PM
We could also build lots of tall towers with big weights on them that have motor/gearboxes to hoist them up in the air when solar and wind are working. Then release the weights to generate power through those same motor/gearboxes. Of course, there is that pesky entropy thingy. The efficiency would be trading down every time there is an energy exchange and it would be expensive but cheaper than Unicorn Fart powered generators.

For any lurking DUmbasses, the only effective solar power is that of hydro. I shall let the smarterest people on the interwebs figure it out.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 12:41:05 PM
Words fail me.  They really do.

Larry Da DUmbshit?  This is how much stoopid is dripping off your little idea:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9Daa-cR8rLs/TI4-nREU2NI/AAAAAAAAAuc/yBCH96Uzmpg/s1600/wh-double-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 16, 2011, 12:44:19 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9Daa-cR8rLs/TI4-nREU2NI/AAAAAAAAAuc/yBCH96Uzmpg/s1600/wh-double-facepalm.jpg)

H5!  When Slow Joe Biden (a man that OBL didn't think was worthy of attacking) does a faceplant, you're at the bottom rung of the ladder.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Skul on May 16, 2011, 01:12:24 PM
There really IS such a thing as bottled gravity.
It's called whiskey.
One bottle, and you're going down.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2011, 01:19:31 PM
Energy solution: We give every welfare/unemployed DUmmie a bucket and they carry water up the 650' hill 24/7.  In a couple of weeks our energy needs should be reduced by a half.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Skul on May 16, 2011, 01:29:11 PM
...probably wear it on their head, on the way back down. :lmao:
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2011, 01:44:29 PM
...probably wear it on their head, on the way back down. :lmao:

 :lmao: ....good echo chamber. They could listen to their DUmb selves.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 01:46:37 PM
...probably wear it on their head, on the way back down. :lmao:

Nah, let's just roll 'em back down.  We'll probably need buckets with straight sides, though, so they don't roll off to one side and get stuck.  We can always get more DUmmies, if any of them break up or hit a rock.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2011, 01:59:25 PM
Nah, let's just roll 'em back down.  We'll probably need buckets with straight sides, though, so they don't roll off to one side and get stuck.  We can always get more DUmmies, if any of them break up or hit a rock.

Wait a minute...DUmmie up the hill and walking back is wasted energy. We put them on a hook, then hook them on a chain, puh them off a cliff and use gravity as they come down to produce more electricity. You know, this might work if we don't run out of DUmmies.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Skul on May 16, 2011, 03:31:43 PM
Wait a minute...DUmmie up the hill and walking back is wasted energy. We put them on a hook, then hook them on a chain, puh them off a cliff and use gravity as they come down to produce more electricity. You know, this might work if we don't run out of DUmmies.
That might take a while, Johnny.
There seems to be an abundence of the little turd-burglars on skins island.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: miskie on May 16, 2011, 03:38:19 PM
I figure next week LLB will tell us about his self-generating perpetual motion machine. Or better yet -- He can construct a giant one of these...

[youtube=480,390]Rq3K6Ma0wIU[/youtube]

Because, like, this will totally work ! 

Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 03:42:19 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/endless-power.jpg)
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DefiantSix on May 16, 2011, 03:47:01 PM
That might take a while, Johnny.
There seems to be an abundence of the little turd-burglars on skins island.


Statistics show, that 50% of people are below average.

That's a lot of DUmmies.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 03:50:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/endless-power.jpg)


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: miskie on May 16, 2011, 03:51:25 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/endless-power.jpg)

I figure if we take a treadmill, set it to its lowest setting so it glides the easiest, attach a few Primitives to it, and dangle a big, fat spliff just out of reach of the attached dummies, we could generate lots of free power.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2011, 03:52:41 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/endless-power.jpg)
Whoa! This might work!
Someone send this to Keef and The Munch.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: commonguymd on May 16, 2011, 04:00:14 PM
Jared Lee Loughner


I read all his nonsense on the internet.   Twisted if/then logic.   This guy is classically like him.  Really, folks ought be scared a bit, especially on the real estate that DU has.  If he pulls a JLL someday, this stuff will reflect upon them.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 04:56:07 PM
Jared Lee Loughner


I read all his nonsense on the internet.   Twisted if/then logic.   This guy is classically like him.  Really, folks ought be scared a bit, especially on the real estate that DU has.  If he pulls a JLL someday, this stuff will reflect upon them.

It's not like he's the only one.  And some of them are still owed beer and travel money.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: commonguymd on May 16, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
It's not like he's the only one.  And some of them are still owed beer and travel money.

I am definitely concerned about this one.  Either it is pretending to be like JLL, or the writings and logic are similar.   I know what you are saying, but I have genuine concern based on the litany of writings JLL had at some obscure websites - they are almost verbatim in the way they write.   I would venture to say that this person is using some of the same illicit drug (legal in some states actually still) that burnt the brain of a malcontent, that was in a death spiral.  In protecting the namesake of this section of CC; I would hate to see the website suffer a destruction if a similar thing happened.  There aren't even a lot of people trying to reason, vastly it is ignored.   Scary stuff. 
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
From your post, I'm not sure you realize he isn't posting here, he's posting on DU and just being quoted here.  I am serious as a heart attack when I say they have had, and still have, even crazier posters than him.  Just check out their Troofer or Israel-Palestine dungeons err, 'forums' if you doubt it.

You can of course sign up over there and then alert on him to that site's admin, of course they would regard you as a 'Lousy Freeper Troll' for doing that and tombstone you, but it's always an option. 
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: commonguymd on May 16, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
From your post, I'm not sure you realize he isn't posting here, he's posting on DU and just being quoted here.  I am serious as a heart attack when I say they have had, and still have, even crazier posters than him.  Just check out their Troofer or Israel-Palestine dungeons err, 'forums' if you doubt it.

You can of course sign up over there and then alert on him to that site's admin, of course they would regard you as a 'Lousy Freeper Troll' for doing that and tombstone you, but it's always an option. 

Oh I know the posts aren't here, but this section of this website is quite dedicated to Democratic Underground.  For just the mere sake of entertainment, I would hate to see that website suffer ill fate from a nutcase like that.   I have seen some seriously delusional stuff there, but this one is curiously like JLL.   
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: Doc Savage on May 16, 2011, 05:56:56 PM
Bottled gravity. That reminds me of a roll of flight line, frequency grease, and blackout turn signals.   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Gravitrons by the pound.  Also, a Quart of Rotor Wash and sterile fallopian tubes.
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
We could also build lots of tall towers with big weights on them that have motor/gearboxes to hoist them up in the air when solar and wind are working. Then release the weights to generate power through those same motor/gearboxes. Of course, there is that pesky entropy thingy. The efficiency would be trading down every time there is an energy exchange and it would be expensive but cheaper than Unicorn Fart powered generators.

For any lurking DUmbasses, the only effective solar power is that of hydro. I shall let the smarterest people on the interwebs figure it out.

Like Larry?

 :rotf:  :lmao:
Title: Re: The Larry L Burks Show: Bottled Gravity.
Post by: diesel driver on May 16, 2011, 06:07:12 PM
Wait a minute...DUmmie up the hill and walking back is wasted energy. We put them on a hook, then hook them on a chain, puh them off a cliff and use gravity as they come down to produce more electricity. You know, this might work if we don't run out of DUmmies.

How many million voted for Barry in '08?

It's a start.  ::)