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Title: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2011, 10:35:41 AM: Quote
A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.

This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, EspÃrito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as â€œcompulsion orgasmicâ€, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
m24digital (http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/the-court-ruled-in-her-favor-and-now-she-can-masturbate-at-work/)

In other news, the UAW and Teamsters have announced press conferences will be held later today.
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2011, 10:40:00 AM: Quote from: chris_ on May 13, 2011, 10:35:41 AM
m24digital (http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/the-court-ruled-in-her-favor-and-now-she-can-masturbate-at-work/)

In other news, the UAW and Teamsters have announced press conferences will be held later today.

...and men will demand equal rights in 3....2....1
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Eupher on May 13, 2011, 10:46:28 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2011, 10:40:00 AM
...and men will demand equal rights in 3....2....1

I can see it now --

The union will demand hiring hookers and porn stars to star in closed circuit tv productions. Extra workers will have to be hired specifically to mop up in the "rooms" after mandatory breaks.
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: debk on May 13, 2011, 10:48:36 AM: Quote
masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours

12 orgasms within a 24hour time span...that's 4380 orgasms in a year.

Hell of a way to diet.... :o

Gives coming to work a whole new meaning..... O-)
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2011, 10:53:23 AM: That's one way to make sure nobody steals your chair.
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2011, 10:58:30 AM: Quote from: debk on May 13, 2011, 10:48:36 AM
12 orgasms within a 24hour time span...that's 4380 orgasms in a year.

Hell of a way to diet.... :o

Gives coming to work a whole new meaning..... O-)

That's nothing. I had a girlfriend that could have that many in half an hour.

Dang women. Women get issued a belt fed machinegun and don't know what to do with it, while us guys get issued a damn muzzle loader.
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Gina on May 13, 2011, 11:11:15 AM: not.shaking.her.hand
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2011, 11:24:14 AM: Quote from: Gina on May 13, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
not.shaking.her.hand

For a minute there I was going to congratulate you on getting your former job back.
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2011, 11:25:58 AM: Quote from: Gina on May 13, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
not.shaking.her.hand

...but are you shaking yours? :-)
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Gina on May 13, 2011, 11:26:45 AM: glad I read this thread, I was wondering what to eat for lunch (http://dealseekingmom.com/files/2010/08/CaptainDs.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: NHSparky on May 13, 2011, 11:31:20 AM: I saw her pic--no wonder she has to masturbate. Another chinless wonder.
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 14, 2011, 10:06:56 AM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2011, 11:24:14 AM
For a minute there I was going to congratulate you on getting your former job back.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2011, 10:52:54 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 13, 2011, 11:31:20 AM
I saw her pic--no wonder she has to masturbate. Another chinless wonder.

you only need a chin if you are a teabagger? :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work
Post by: Wineslob on May 16, 2011, 09:45:04 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 13, 2011, 11:31:20 AM
I saw her pic--no wonder she has to masturbate. Another chinless wonder.

Ava, is that you?