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Title: Bitter Americans
Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2008, 10:20:13 PM

BitterAmericans.com (http://www.bitteramericans.com/)

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Do you agree with Barack Obama that many Americans are “bitter” over what has transpired these past nearly eight years? If so, then add your voice to those who proudly proclaim “Damn right I’m bitter.” Read and comment on the latest thoughts on this below (no registration required), or post your story (using the login/password “bitter/yes”). Please note: all posts will be moderated to weed out spam.

Here's one I liked, but I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not...

I’m bitter because:

• the mill closed
  
• a crazy Chicago minister thinks I should give up my daughter’s seat at Princeton for a wealthy affirmative action candidate instead of a student from an economically impacted region
• Obama wants to deny me the human right of self-defense against a meth crazed PCB addict breaking into my trailer home. If I can’t keep an assembled loaded 355 Magnum Pistol (feeling lucky punk), there’s no way I have a chance to survive a meth zombie attack
• those crazy candidates (even Snort-a-Coke-Obama) refuse to legalize drugs
• a whole hood of bitter people seem to think my bitter persecuted Irish-Armenian butt owes them something even though my ancestors survive
• British potatoe famine starvation genocide against my Irish ancestors and Turkish genocide/pograms against my Armenian ancestors
• our troops remain in Japan, Germany, Italy, etc - 63-years after we defeated the Axis Powers during WWII
• our troops remain in Korea - 53-years after Korea War hostilities sorta-kinda-ended
• Hot Head McCain wants to take away my First Amendment Rights to protest against a politician via TV ads a few days before an election
• no one recognizes my human right to reproduce … sure I’m an unwashed, over-weight bald high-school drop out … but shouldn’t one of those campaign volunteer college co-ed chicks let me have my way with here … HUMAN RIGHTS !!!
• Professional Sports Teams play on astro-turf instead of natural grass

It hasn't been up long; there's only a few comments.

Title: Re: Bitter Americans
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 16, 2008, 10:46:21 PM

they have t-shirts, if anyone is interested. :-)

(http://images.cafepress.com/product/254689678v1_240x240_Front.jpg)

Title: Re: Bitter Americans
Post by: Airwolf on April 17, 2008, 04:55:57 PM

Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 16, 2008, 10:46:21 PM

they have t-shirts, if anyone is interested. :-)

(http://images.cafepress.com/product/254689678v1_240x240_Front.jpg)

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