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Title: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Rebel on May 12, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
Oh HELL yeah!

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And the gold medal for pole dancing goes to...

If a British company has its way, pole dancing will become a test sport for the 2012 London Olympics.

Vertical Dance has started an online petition to accept pole dancing as an official sport, Metro U.K. reports. It has garnered nearly 6,000 supporters so far.

"After a great deal of feedback from the pole dance community, many of us have decided that it's about time pole fitness is recognized as a competitive sport and what better way for recognition then to be part of the 2012 Olympics held in London!" the petition says.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/05/12/british-company-lobbies-pole-dancing-olympic-sport/#ixzz1MAcHgmgP
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 03:31:17 PM
 :whatever:

What's next? Pub Darts? Nah, that'd be a winter Olympic sport.

Lawn Bowling? Parcheesi?
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Thor on May 12, 2011, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 03:31:17 PM
:whatever:

What's next? Pub Darts? Nah, that'd be a winter Olympic sport.

Lawn Bowling? Parcheesi?

Hey Eupher, exactly which sports have you participated in?? (Bandboy)  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 03:44:59 PM
Quote from: Thor on May 12, 2011, 03:33:50 PM
Hey Eupher, exactly which sports have you participated in?? (Bandboy)  :fuelfire:

Ooooooh!  :yahoo:   Looks like our resident Grammar Nazi has woken up from his widdle nap!

Sports I've participated in:
1.  16 oz. curls
2.  1 liter quaffs
3.  powder puff football (coaching, of course  ;) )
4.  Pocket pool billiards
5.  100 m ball busting
6.  Long distance telephoning
7.  Bleacher and 4 ft. fence sitting
8.  High Speed Cheek Turning
9.  Fart Ignition Medley
10.  Harassing Thor and Navy Airedales
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 12, 2011, 04:36:47 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 03:31:17 PM
:whatever:

What's next? Pub Darts? Nah, that'd be a winter Olympic sport.

Lawn Bowling? Parcheesi?

Don't ruin this for me!
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Thor on May 12, 2011, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 03:44:59 PM
Ooooooh!  :yahoo:   Looks like our resident Grammar Nazi has woken up from his widdle nap!

Sports I've participated in:
1.  16 oz. curls
2.  1 liter quaffs
3.  powder puff football (coaching, of course  ;) )
4.  Pocket pool billiards
5.  100 m ball busting
6.  Long distance telephoning
7.  Bleacher and 4 ft. fence sitting
8.  High Speed Cheek Turning
9.  Fart Ignition Medley
10.  Harassing Thor and Navy Airedales

No, I actually have a job and don't have time to surf the internet at work, UNLIKE SOME people!!
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Thor on May 12, 2011, 07:30:11 PM
No, I actually have a job and don't have time to surf the internet at work, UNLIKE SOME people!!

Well, do you honestly think I can do what I do, get paid for it, and NOT do what I do?

In other words, maybe, just maybe, my job goes on 24/7 (which it sort of does) and I can sorta ride that breeze whenever it comes along.

Yunno?

Hey! What didja think of my sports? Pretty good, eh? I've won medals in most of those.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: British Company Lobbies for Pole Dancing to Become Olympic Sport
Post by: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 12, 2011, 04:36:47 PM
Don't ruin this for me!

Back to your paid, public announcement......


 :-)