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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on May 10, 2011, 04:19:45 PM
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Reject DUmmy Hawkeye-X is a cross-eyed, allegedly-but-not-really deaf SSDI fraudster living in Colorado. While sucking the public tit for disability, he "works" for his father as a janitor or maintenance drone in a real estate business. The fraudulent income isn't enough. The old man, disappointed and humiliated by the specter of his stoned loser son, simply won't cough up enough dough. Reject DUmmy Hawkeye-X is condemned to smoking inferior dope, and he wants more. So he consults with the smug snots at OET on ways he might improve on his SSDI scam:
Hawkeye-X
Admin
Sneetch
Posts: 395
If I had the opportunity to start up a business... a web-based business or
« on: May 01, 2011, 06:06:20 PM »
a local one, what would it be? I'm tired of waiting for the economy - I need to be the one to start the engines of small businesses. But exactly what?
http://www.oldelmtree.com/index.php?topic=21487.msg228453#new
The Oconomy is going to be jumpstarted by a semi-deaf, cross-eyed, pothead felon. Sounds like a plan.
oldgreymare
9/11 access
Sneetch
Posts: 799
I suspect if any of us knew the answer to that, we'd be running a business instead of hanging out online. But maybe if we put our heads together we can come up with something.
It occurred to me the other day that antibody identification, which is totally rules based, could be performed consistantly by software. I googled for it and found only one software in development stages, with the latest info from '07. Any sw engineers or programmers here who in need of a startup idea?
Antibody identification. Sounds like a fertile field for a reject DUmbass.
ATJ, the mentally-ill dwarf who once afflicted this place is an OET elder:
AllentownJake
Sneetch
Posts: 9330
Not really sure what to tell you. Web based small business? Well the market is kind of saturated.
There really isn't exactly a high degree of discretionary income to go after outside of luxury goods.
Hawkeye-X
Admin
Sneetch
Posts: 395
Well, I'm in the IT field, but have skills that could benefit the disabled. Although I am trying to figure out what exactly does the disabled community need from someone like me?
They need you to stop defrauding the taxpayers for money that should go to legitimately disabled people.
Hawkeye-X
Admin
Sneetch
Posts: 395
I just might change careers altogether. But what can a deaf person do for a meaningful living that would stay out of SSDI for at least 30 or so more years? I've been stuck in this dead end part time job on SSDI, and it sucks. I'd like to eventually get myself out of debt and making money to keep my family happy and comfortable.
The DUmbass actually calls welfare fraud a career!
waiting for hope
Admin
Sneetch
Posts: 12269
Why do you start a site to help deaf people in your area to find business's that either cater to deaf people, run by the deaf or are deaf friendly? I look around in your area and I didn't find anything like this. I know it must be difficult to communicate - would your area be best served like this?
He could garner a list of members that would be abe to kept the information accurate, and he could monitor the list himself. A list of members also might be able to offer suggestions based on their experiences too.
I wonder if coach would be interested in a partnership? We should ask him.
Hawkeye-X
Admin
Sneetch
Posts: 395
It exists - and I know both the original and the 2nd owner well. I had actually considered making this my business, even talked to the original owner about taking over after he wanted to get out of the business. I made an offer, but someone else, who I also know and respect, bought it from him. He has done well, and has basically redirected from e-mail (which was the original setup) to his website where he can earn revenue.
It's called ColoradoDeaf.com
As I understand it, about 3 years ago, it was generating enough traffic to get a decent paycheck monthly. It might be even more now.
There is also a national one called AllDeaf.com
Yeah, I think coach would really be interested. He could send Hawkeye-X some hog manure to peddle on his website.
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If I had the opportunity to start up a business... a web-based business or a local one, what would it be? I'm tired of waiting for the economy - I need to be the one to start the engines of small businesses. But exactly what?
Dear Hawkeye,
Well, Hawk--may I call you Hawk?--asshole just seems so formal! Anyway, something tells me this is what one calls a, "teachable moment." I'd venture to guess that were you to try to start ANY kind of business, and pay the taxes on those revenues like we know all good little dutiful liberals do (ya right) that you might come to a catharsis in which you'd realize the error of your liberal ways, and acknowledge that surrendering half (or more) or your income to a government which will give a rat's ass about you the payer is a maddening exercise which cannot long sustain itself.
But in another world, one more realistic, I already think you know this, and are just looking for another way to scam a few more bucks without coughing up what you owe, "for the common good."
****ing hypocrite. And yeah, I'd tell it to your face, not that you'd hear it, but hey...
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Apropos of nothing in particular except idle curiousity, can anyone explain to me the monikers these Elm Diseased Ones use? Case in point, Sneetch, and I know there are others.
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He could learn a trade...a real trade.
I knew a deaf mute that rebuilt starters, generators and alternators. Best damnrepair man for that kindda stuff I've ever seen. For years I took all my problems to the place where he worked. I never let/wanted anyone else work on my stuff but him.
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Apropos of nothing in particular except idle curiousity, can anyone explain to me the monikers these Elm Diseased Ones use? Case in point, Sneetch, and I know there are others.
This is a great and ridiculous story, not quite up there with Black Box Voting but a good one just the same.
Some time ago, Elspeth (who I believe was a fugitive from DU) asked what the titles below the names meant. She was told they meant nothing but, because her threads kept getting moved to what the mods thought were more appropriate forums, Elspeth had some problems believing this simple tale.
This went on for DAYS, post after post, forum after forum, category after category. Almost every resident tried explanations, threats, cajoling, and similar rhetorical niceties to get Elspeth to stop asking these question. I'm not exaggerating (much). There must have been three or four threads focused on this issue or some variant on the theme.
Finally, one of the mods (Andrea maybe) threw her hands up in disgust and declared everyone to be a sneetch, whether they liked it or not - not very democratic but there it is. Andrea is also, I believe, the one who declared that Elspeth suffers from mental illness on the sooooooper seeekrit OET pizza forums. Of course, this is the same forum that chased off one of the co-founders because he was a little too radical or (in reality) not doing what Andrea was telling him to do.
It's a very grumpy place but, because it moves in slow motion, it seems more pleasant than it really is.
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I thought DUmmies hated those "evil capitalists" type people.
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Only when it's someone else. ::)
Unless the money is going directly into their pockets, "they" = evil.
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Yes, they love laws and rules, as long as those are working in their own favor.
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ome time ago, Elspeth (who I believe was a fugitive from DU) asked what the titles below the names meant. She was told they meant nothing but, because her threads kept getting moved to what the mods thought were more appropriate forums, Elspeth had some problems believing this simple tale.
Finally, one of the mods (Andrea maybe) threw her hands up in disgust and declared everyone to be a sneetch, whether they liked it or not - not very democratic but there it is. Andrea is also, I believe, the one who declared that Elspeth suffers from mental illness on the sooooooper seeekrit OET pizza forums. Of course, this is the same forum that chased off one of the co-founders because he was a little too radical or (in reality) not doing what Andrea was telling him to do.
That's how it was explained to me as well. Thanks for telling it. Elspeth was also accused of trolling OET. Also, from what I've been told the admin there, Andrea, has asked for prayers in order for her SSDI, Medicare and other gov't bennies to be approved.
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That's how it was explained to me as well. Thanks for telling it. Elspeth was also accused of trolling OET. Also, from what I've been told the admin there, Andrea, has asked for prayers in order for her SSDI, Medicare and other gov't bennies to be approved.
That's funny coming from a DUmmie.
Would you all pray to the god I don't believe in so that my free goodies will be delivered from the one god I do believe in.
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Would you all pray to the god I don't believe in so that my free goodies will be delivered from the one god I do believe in.
H5 for the distillation, JR.
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That's funny coming from a DUmmie.
Would you all pray to the god I don't believe in so that my free goodies will be delivered from the one god I do believe in.
That's the long and short of it JR. H5.
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Reject DUmmy Hawkeye-X is a cross-eyed, allegedly-but-not-really deaf SSDI fraudster living in Colorado. While sucking the public tit for disability, he "works" for his father as a janitor or maintenance drone in a real estate business. The fraudulent income isn't enough. The old man, disappointed and humiliated by the specter of his stoned loser son, simply won't cough up enough dough. Reject DUmmy Hawkeye-X is condemned to smoking inferior dope, and he wants
The Oconomy is going to be jumpstarted by a semi-deaf, cross-eyed, pothead felon. Sounds like a plan.
They need you to stop defrauding the taxpayers for money that should go to legitimately disabled people.
The DUmbass actually calls welfare fraud a career!
I wonder if coach would be interested in a partnership? We should ask him.
Yeah, I think coach would really be interested. He could send Hawkeye-X some hog manure to peddle on his website.
Well, well, well.
There's plenty of job opportunities for the deaf; franksolich's whole life is testament to that.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive can go to work in a factory, on an assembly-line or something.
That's an honest living, nothing to be ashamed of.
The problem is, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive thinks he's "too special" to "be wasted" in a manual job.
It reminds one of Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who decades ago thought himself "too special" to "be wasted" working in an honest job at a textile factory; jobs which had supported, nourished, and maintained his ancestors for generations.
I dunno what it is with the primitives, who think they're "too special" to get callouses on their hands.
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This is a great and ridiculous story, not quite up there with Black Box Voting but a good one just the same.
Some time ago, Elspeth (who I believe was a fugitive from DU) asked what the titles below the names meant. She was told they meant nothing but, because her threads kept getting moved to what the mods thought were more appropriate forums, Elspeth had some problems believing this simple tale.
This went on for DAYS, post after post, forum after forum, category after category. Almost every resident tried explanations, threats, cajoling, and similar rhetorical niceties to get Elspeth to stop asking these question. I'm not exaggerating (much). There must have been three or four threads focused on this issue or some variant on the theme.
Finally, one of the mods (Andrea maybe) threw her hands up in disgust and declared everyone to be a sneetch, whether they liked it or not - not very democratic but there it is. Andrea is also, I believe, the one who declared that Elspeth suffers from mental illness on the sooooooper seeekrit OET pizza forums. Of course, this is the same forum that chased off one of the co-founders because he was a little too radical or (in reality) not doing what Andrea was telling him to do.
It's a very grumpy place but, because it moves in slow motion, it seems more pleasant than it really is.
HI5 and thanks kindly for the explanation!
I do believe WE need a super secret forum to stay informed via deep undercover moles what is being said on the OET supersecret forum. :lmao:
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I do believe WE need a super secret forum to stay informed via deep undercover moles what is being said on the OET supersecret forum. :lmao:
Who said that Teh Rove hasn't provided that for us? :naughty: :tongue: O-)
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Who said that Teh Rove hasn't provided that for us? :naughty: :tongue: O-)
I hope he can send me a decoder ring before he's frog marched off to prison. Of course, 24 business hours gives him AMPLE time to take care of little details like that. :-)
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I do believe WE need a super secret forum to stay informed via deep undercover moles what is being said on the OET supersecret forum.
Actually, it doesn't matter.
The Wilderness consists of primitives who left Skins's island because they aren't as fond of the Big Zero as the 0bamaite primitives are.
The secret forum was formed so those in the Wilderness could talk about the 0bamaite primitives without fear of retribution.....the only problem being, there's an 0bamaite zealot among them, who reports back to the 0bamaite primitives on Skins's island, all that those out in the Wilderness are saying about them.
And somewhere along the line, the rest of us learn what's going on, too.