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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on May 10, 2011, 03:10:51 AM
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Jeffersons Ghost has gone off the rails once again:
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 01:43 AM
Original message
the NSA has ****ed with me for much too long...
Now a multi-agency task force is watching their every move. And many operatives will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for violating my freedoms. Since these fools have also disrupted other signals to US intelligence agencies, some operatives will be prosecuted for treason. I might get killed tomorrow. But Jeffersons Ghost will haunt them forever. The NSA watches teenagers in the nude through their computers and watches people having sex to get their jollies. They misuse federal equipment and do it on agency time, because they are perverts with too much power, or so they thought. There's a MUCH bigger agency watching them!
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 01:55 AM
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2. the NSA is violating my rights as an American citizen by hiding this post....
They should be prosecuted. I'll gladly testify.
notesdev (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 01:57 AM
Response to Reply #2
4. Now they just violated you all the way to the 9/11 forum
Surely the ACLU is courageous enough to take up your case... ?
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 03:16 AM
Response to Reply #4
6. these idiots will be haunted by 1,000 JGs to the power of 10 forever...
after I print what I'm going to print tomorrow in hard copy.
I was a "sleeper" until 9/11. When I awoke, my duty was to defend the US Constitution. I took on George W Bush Jr and the ****ing NSA. I'll haunt anyone that tries to destroy American freedom forever, we have PLENTY of vocals footage and copy. Get ready punks! I did a slide show to the SOUND OF SILENCE that awoke other CIA sleepers worldwide.
Moved to the 9/11 nuthouse (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x314902#314905)
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DUmmie JG has either run out of his meds, or they have been changed, with or without his knowledge. :mental:
For some reason, I kept hearing a coo-coo clock while reading his postings.
Odd.
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No surprise a demented lunatic like that is welcome and has a home at the DUmp.
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Holy batchit crazy!!
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts)Tue May-10-11 03:04 AM
Response to Reply #3
5. you're cleared for prison ass hole...
I'm cleared to direct the wind, weather, birds and insects through a "weather" satellite. I can hear the wind and it directs me. The drums guitars and other musical instruments in a song give me advice. Frogs talk to me and butterflies give me a path to follow. I know all about hidden imagery on TV that brainwashes most citizens, so TV warns me when to leave. The CIA called me the Raven. My friends open train terminals just for me with automatic doors, before employees get to work. Then, they shut down the board that tells when trains depart when a song comes on my radio singing:
Open Arms lyrics
Lying beside you
here in the dark
Feeling your heart beat with mine
Softly you whisper
you're so sincere
How could our love be so blind
We sailed on together
We drifted a part
And here you are by my side
So now I come to you
with open arms
Nothing to hide
believe what I say
So here I am with open arms
Hoping you'll see what your love means to me
Open arms
BUT THAT WAS D.H.S. what are you cleared for punk, besides a stormy year?
Then they gave me a train all to myself to sleep aboard, but I was afraid it was a hypnotic trick so I waited for another later train with people on board.
BTW, **** off
Notesdev has to be the greatest mole ever! :rotf: :rotf:
notesdev (1000+ posts)Tue May-10-11 03:27 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. This is complete BS.
The KKK is endorsed by Procter and Gamble, who also supports the
satanists, and who sold Mrs. Field's cookie recipe to Neiman Marcus for
$2,000 after the kiddie tatoos laced with LSD that were supposed to be
used for satanic ritual abuse at that day care center in Beaufort were
mistakenly eaten by the choking doberman who was bitten by the snake that
came out of the fur coat that was worn by the escaped homicidal maniac
whose hook prosthesis was found hanging from the door of the car of the
teenagers who high-tailed it out of a lover's lane when they heard that
he had escaped and then went to the pot party where the kids who were
supposed to be babysitting got high on marijuana and were so stoned they
accidentally put the baby in the oven instead of the turkey that makes
you sleepy because it contains tryptophan because the microwave was ruined
by the exploding poodle that the girl with the beehive hairdo that turned
out to contain roaches who had gotten an automatic "A" at college because
her roommate had committed suicide had put in to dry after it had gotten
wet chasing the vanishing hitchhiker who had tried to warn the girl that
her insides were cooked because she had stayed too long under the sun lamp
at the local tanning salon while her dad poured a load of concrete into
a new convertible parked outside of the house because he thought it
belonged to a guy who was having sex with his wife but was really a prize
he had won in a contest at that radio station that played rock records
that contained hidden commands and subliminal messages planted by the
Jews, international bankers, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on
Foreign Relations, the Illuminati, the New World Order, multinational
corporations, right wing militias, Jerry Falwell, the Christian Coalition,
Planned Parenthood, and the spooks at Hanger 18 of Area 51 in Dreamland
who performed the autopsies on the aliens who crashed at Roswell, New
Mexico while on a mission to abduct people and conduct weird sexual and
reproductive experiments on them because they knew we use only ten percent
of our brains and that engineers had "proven" that bumblebees can't fly
and that sugar wakes you up even if you're a CIA agent who has recovered
memories about conspiring with organized crime and anti-Castro extremists
to kill JFK with a magic bullet, and then killed dozens of other people
whose odds of all dying within the period in which they did are
infintesimal even if you don't count their near-death experiences in which
an angel guided them to the light before they were called back because it
wasn't time for them to die like Mikey from the Life cereal commercials
did after eating Pop Rocks(R) candy when his friend Alice Cooper who was
Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver woke up after a one night stand in a
hotel only to find that the girl he was with was gone and had written
"Welcome to the world of AIDS" in lipstick on the bathroom mirror which
terrified him because he knew that it is just as easy to get AIDS from
heterosexual intercourse as it is from homosexual sodomy with an IV drug
user because when the US government created AIDS to commit genocide
against blacks who aren't adversely affected by the minimum wage with the
aid of Korean grocers who don't give anything back to the community they
knew that Anne Klein had said on the Donahue show that she didn't want
blacks buying her clothes because when the poison they put in that fried
chicken at Church's so The Rich could keep the poor down because they
can't be rich if nobody is poor there would be a massive coverup like the
Philadelphia Experiment or the carburetor that can allow a car to get 100
mpg in perpetual motion just like Nikola Tesla had done a hundred years
ago using the same principal that Uri Geller uses to bend spoons and
psychic friends use to give you valuable insights that improve your life
for amusement purposes only while smoking a cigarette that has no more
been proven to give you cancer than evolution has been proven to occur
because it's only a theory and there are no transitional fossils and it
violates the second law of thermodynamics unlike creation science which
is not religious and fear of irradiated food which is rational because we
know it's bad just like the assault weapons that are more dangerous than
other semi-automatic weapons because they look scary and ugly and they're
ok to ban because the second amendment wasn't meant to preserve the rights
of individuals against the state like the other nine amendments in the
Bill of Rights but instead is the only amendment designed to protect the
state against individuals because if there is no effective way to keep
guns out of the hands of criminals the next best thing is to keep them
out of the hands of law abiding citizens and make sure only the state has
them because countries where the state doesn't permit its citizens to own
guns are never oppressive and the government doesn't become arrogant and
intractable and corrupt because the government can improve our lives by
suspending the laws of supply and demand to make prices fair and deciding
how many people of each race and sex should be in colleges and jobs which
is good because when control of everyday life is centralized in the state
the people who get to make the decisions are never capricious or
highhanded or make decisions favoring their friends and family and people
who pay them money because if only we can get the right people into
positions of control it will be safe to let them run things because smart
people can figure out how to allocate resources and what fair prices are
for goods and services and labor and who should be allowed to do what much
more efficiently and constructively than just letting millions of people
make their own decisions about what they should eat or drink or smoke or
for whom they should work for under what conditions for how much money on
what schedule based on their own perceptions concerns and plans in
accordance with their best interests.
But I digress...
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....and people worry about spent nuclear fuel rods while these crazies live among us.
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I think Jefferson's Ghost is a coded name that actually means Jared Lee Loughner
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If I could give Notesdev a H5, I would. That was hilarious. I do feel bad for JG, I do think he's mentally ill. I dunno, maybe he's dangerous.
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Jeffersons Ghost has always struck me as one of the more grounded primitives; a poster child which truly represents the core of the "reality based community" that is DU. The other primitives could stand to learn from him.
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If I could give Notesdev a H5, I would. That was hilarious. I do feel bad for JG, I do think he's mentally ill. I dunno, maybe he's dangerous.
The NSA probably still owes him beer and travel money, too.
As far as 'Much bigger' agencies watching the NSA, well, there are certainly much bigger agencies, but from my past knowledge of them, I would be surprised and disappointed in the NSA if they weren't reading all that other agency's mail relating to them as a necessary part of their own counterintelligence.
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Thanks to a few tips from Larry L. Burks, DUmmy Jeffersons Ghost is in the process of dropping the hammer on the NSA:
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts)
Tue May-10-11 01:43 AM
Original message
the NSA has ****ed with me for much too long...
Now a multi-agency task force is watching their every move. And many operatives will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for violating my freedoms. Since these fools have also disrupted other signals to US intelligence agencies, some operatives will be prosecuted for treason. I might get killed tomorrow. But Jeffersons Ghost will haunt them forever. The NSA watches teenagers in the nude through their computers and watches people having sex to get their jollies. They misuse federal equipment and do it on agency time, because they are perverts with too much power, or so they thought. There's a MUCH bigger agency watching them!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1073637
After this, the CIA will be a piece of cake, and we'll finally be freed from the yoke of chemtrails.
DUmmy CoffeeCat is confused:
CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-11 01:51 AM
Response to Original message
1. Who the frick is watching the NSA?
The NSA employes like hundreds of thousands of people. Who would possibly watch over them?
And how do they spy on teenagers?
DUmmy CoffeeCat wants to check out those sex tapes and teenagers on YouTube.
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-11 03:16 AM
Response to Reply #4
6. these idiots will be haunted by 1,000 JGs to the power of 10 forever...
after I print what I'm going to print tomorrow in hard copy.
I was a "sleeper" until 9/11. When I awoke, my duty was to defend the US Constitution. I took on George W Bush Jr and the ****ing NSA. I'll haunt anyone that tries to destroy American freedom forever, we have PLENTY of vocals footage and copy. Get ready punks! I did a slide show to the SOUND OF SILENCE that awoke other CIA sleepers worldwide.
ryan_cats (704 posts) Tue May-10-11 10:33 AM
Response to Reply #6
11. I hate to tell you this but
I hate to tell you this but, you are easy to kill. So is everyone else. You have to eat, you have to work and I assume you live somewhere. Unless you've overdosed on Tom Clancy, you probably have a routine that is easy to follow.
First publish your story, then worry about 'them'.
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Dupe.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html)
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Dupe.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html)
Sorry for the duplication. Didn't see the earlier thread.
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[youtube=425,350]VCDnR6Px-co[/youtube]
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Dupe.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html)
Merged.....
doc
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If I could give Notesdev a H5, I would. That was hilarious. I do feel bad for JG, I do think he's mentally ill. I dunno, maybe he's dangerous.
2nd H5 to Notesdev. Wonder if Formercia has weighed in yet.
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-11 03:16 AM
Response to Reply #4
6. these idiots will be haunted by 1,000 JGs to the power of 10 forever...
after I print what I'm going to print tomorrow in hard copy.
I was a "sleeper" until 9/11. When I awoke, my duty was to defend the US Constitution. I took on George W Bush Jr and the ****ing NSA. I'll haunt anyone that tries to destroy American freedom forever, we have PLENTY of vocals footage and copy. Get ready punks! I did a slide show to the SOUND OF SILENCE that awoke other CIA sleepers worldwide.
We can hardly wait. :popcorn:
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We can hardly wait. :popcorn:
Pretty optimistic of him, thinking NSA will be so careless as to let him live until tomorrow to actually post it...
:-)
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Pretty optimistic of him, thinking NSA will be so careless as to let him live until tomorrow to actually post it...
:-)
Twenty-four business hours is what he meant. And thanks to Pittstain, associate and collaborator of the rotund ex-Marine, and I'm SURE the USMC does make an exception in Ritter's case in classifying him as an ex-Marine, we know how elastic and neverending 24 business hours can be.
Apologies for the run on sentence above. Not that the sentence is NEARLY as run on as the gerbil stomped track of Jefferson Ghost's "brain". :mental:
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the NSA has ****ed with me for much too long... ...I don't know why he's fussing....it's the only sex he's gonna get in this world.
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Wow, that's a whole lot of crazy right there, but what if the DUmp was created in 2001 just as a special operation to drive JG over the cliff? Granted, it was a short trip but that was before 9/11 so they had some time to kill.
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It's a Missing Topic now.
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Next thing you know it will be a "disappeared" ghost.
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Next thing you know it will be a "disappeared" ghost.
"Welcome to DU. Enjoy your stay."
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the NSA has ****ed with me for much too long... ...I don't know why he's fussing....it's the only sex he's gonna get in this world.
>snort< :lmao: :rotf: