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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on May 09, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
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DontTreadOnMe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-09-11 05:29 PM
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Is it time for a NEW face on Mt. Rushmore?
Now that we have the GREATEST PRESIDENT of all time, should we add Obama to Mt. Rushmore?
Or maybe a new $100 bill design?
How about TWO aircraft carriers - Obama I and Obama II?
I will settle for renaming Washington National?
... just making Rethug heads explode is worth a National effort.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1071128
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zappaman (1000+ posts) Mon May-09-11 05:35 PM
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4. In that case
I look forward to one day seeing Jr's face on a 3 dollar bill.
Bawney Fwank will be on the $3 bill if any one is, or maybe Harvey Milk. :whistling:
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Obama is going to wind up wandering the Earth criticizing America for the next thirty years after his term is up. He is no more likely to be gracious than Carter is now.
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SEMI-BLIND SQUIRREL ALERT!!!!
Ronald Reagan should be there.
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wonder where obama will stand when he's an ex-pres9ident?.....remember the pic of the ex's then they left carter standing by him self?
f.
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DontTreadOnMe (1000+ posts)Mon May-09-11 05:29 PM
Original message
Is it time for a NEW face on Mt. Rushmore?
Now that we have the GREATEST WORST PRESIDENT of all time, should we add Obama to Mt. Rushmore?
Or maybe a new $100 bill design?
How about TWO aircraft carriers - Obama I and Obama II?
Hmmmm,............I was thinking toilet paper. :wink:
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Hmmmm,............I was thinking toilet paper. :wink:
Recycled, discount, cut-rate TP.
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madokie (1000+ posts) Mon May-09-11 05:35 PM
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3. I think we should just rename the country,
Obamica
Smileyface included, so she wasn't being sarcastic. What a goofball.
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Mon May-09-11 06:03 PM
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22. This is a GREAT idea. Let's start now.
We need a stamp, a new mug on Mt. Rushmore, an airport, a freeway, a national park. What else?
yurbud (1000+ posts) Mon May-09-11 08:12 PM
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43. Replace the star for Hawaii on US flag with Obama's face, so conservatives have to salute him
It's a very silly thread.
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Recycled, discount, cut-rate TP.
Can't be. That stuff's already named "John Wayne" toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take no crap off an asshole.
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Is it time for a NEW face on Mt. Rushmore?
Yes, REAGAN!
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Future news article.
The aircraft carrier "OBAMA", the most costly ever built, was launched 4 weeks ago today. At this time it is still circling in the harbor unable to make up it's mind which way to go. The launch date was kept secret until the NAVY was forced to release that information. The certification records are yet to be released. Until such time as they are able to set a course the "Obama" will continue to circle in the harbor and stir up mud.
The aircraft carrier "G.W. BUSH" that was launch 2 weeks later has already completed it first mission of conquering the mideast oil fields. The sailors of the "G.W. Bush" have been drunk for a week and half of them are considered to be "missing in action". The Shore Patrol reports that they have found most of the missing "BUSH" sailors sitting on the dock of the bay laughing their ass off at the "OBAMA". The Shore Patrol also reports picking up "OBAMA" sailors that have jumped ship.
They Department of the Navy reports that due to cut backs in all the military budgets that they will be moth balling the "OBAMA" as soon as the golf ball supply runs out. The "BUSH" will spend some time in dry dock while it's converted from nuclear powered to oil powered. The reason given is that the "OBAMA's" stirring of bottom mud has caused the harbor to become to shallow for deep draft shipping. The "BUSH" will be used to produce CO2 to raise ocean levels in an effort to save on dredging cost.
Should the "OBAMA" be put up for sale as salvage, the Chinese have offered to take it off our hands for a mear $6 trillion dollars to be added to our debt. The NAVY was considering sinking it for a fishing reef until someone mentioned that carp don't live in salt water.
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And it would be just as well-earned as that Nobel peace prize, to be sure.
:whatever:
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Is Mt. Rushmore really large enough for Dear Leader's ego? The primitives are, once again, aiming too low. I strongly suggest having Barney Frank chair a commission to have Dear Leader's face carved into one of the moons circling Uranus.
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Is Mt. Rushmore really large enough for Dear Leader's ego? The primitives are, once again, aiming too low. I strongly suggest having Barney Frank chair a commission to have Dear Leader's face carved into one of the moons circling Uranus.
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They'd have to blast off the faces of those dead white oppressors and have barry's the only face on there. Of course---once the muslims take control, they will just blow them up anyway.
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The big problem with putting Obama on Mt Rushmore would be hauling that 200,000lb chunk of anthracite up there.
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Hmmmm,............I was thinking toilet paper. :wink:
http://www.amazon.com/Barack-Toilet-Novelty-Presidential-Bathroom/dp/B003EN9S58/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305043827&sr=8-1
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They can't put the Kenyan on Mount Rushmore.
Aside from the impossible wingspan of his ears, muzzies believe graven images are blasphemous.
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The big problem with putting Obama on Mt Rushmore would be hauling that 200,000lb chunk of anthracite up there.
I was thinking more along the lines of meteoric rock:
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