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Title: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2011, 01:49:48 PM
The perfect example of a nonfrontation by DUmmy numbersbravo, who enjoys pretending to the DUmpmonkeys that he was in the infantry.
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11 Bravo  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-09-11 02:16 PM
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Every time some Repug tells me, "Bush kept us safe for seven years" I reply ...
"Yup, too bad the jug-eared little prick was in office for EIGHT years." Tends to shut them right up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1069812
The make-believe soldier must lurk here.


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JuniperLea  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-09-11 02:39 PM
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5. My comeback is similar...
Too bad he had been asleep at the switch and it quite literally took a ton of "bricks" to fall on him on 9/11/01 to wake his dumbass up

In one sentence, one of the worst bouncy in DUmp history.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: BEG on May 09, 2011, 01:56:37 PM
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jug-eared


THAT'S RACIST, or something.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2011, 01:58:38 PM

THAT'S RACIST, or something.
Earophobic.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: zeitgeist on May 09, 2011, 02:11:04 PM

THAT'S RACIST, or something.

I think some type insult to jugs. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 09, 2011, 02:54:49 PM
What's wrong with big ears?
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 09, 2011, 03:44:24 PM
What's wrong with big ears?

Lyndon Johnson will pull'em.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: diesel driver on May 09, 2011, 03:55:59 PM
What's wrong with big ears?

(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1512/obamanation82.jpg)

They good enough for Barry, they good enough for DUmmies.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: Vagabond on May 09, 2011, 07:24:00 PM
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JuniperLea  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-09-11 02:39 PM
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5. My comeback is similar...
Too bad he had been asleep at the switch and it quite literally took a ton of "bricks" to fall on him on 9/11/01 to wake his dumbass up

The sad thing is, the DUmmies know Bush could have realistically done nothing to prevent 9/11/01.  Yet they criticize him for it anyway.  Clinton maybe could have done something by very quitely killing Bin Laden, but that would have distracted him from getting his Monica.

Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: true_blood on May 09, 2011, 08:02:27 PM
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JuniperLea  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-09-11 02:39 PM
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5. My comeback is similar...
Too bad he had been asleep at the switch and it quite literally took a ton of "bricks" to fall on him on 9/11/01 to wake his dumbass up
I'll just leave this here for you primitive;
 :straw:
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: delilahmused on May 10, 2011, 12:58:47 AM
Sometimes their "wise" retorts are just so mind-numbingly stupid it isn't worth the effort to answer. Like challenging someone who has no arms to a thumb war.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: zeitgeist on May 11, 2011, 07:57:01 PM
What's wrong with big ears?

What's wrong with JUGS?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/MotherJugsAndSpeed.png)

Mother jugs and speed dude, mother jugs and speed :popcorn:.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: Skul on May 11, 2011, 09:23:24 PM
Do they honestly believe that anyone would believe their BS?
I have yet to see or hear one whiney little socialist confront anybody.
If the do, you better believe they are part of an unrulely mob which outnumbers all others.
That is the only time DUmmies are "brave".
DUmmies lie, they always lie.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: Tucker on May 11, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
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11 Bravo  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-09-11 02:16 PM
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Every time some Repug tells me, "Bush kept us safe for seven years" I reply ...
"Yup, too bad the jug-eared little prick was in office for EIGHT years." Tends to shut them right up.


Mr "Hamburger Hill" had to make up the part about being safe for 7 years in order to deliver the punch line. I've never heard anyone use that argument.
Title: Re: DUmmies Spin A Couple Nonfrontational Bouncies
Post by: Skul on May 12, 2011, 01:02:03 AM

Mr "Hamburger Hill" had to make up the part about being safe for 7 years in order to deliver the punch line. I've never heard anyone use that argument.
Neither have I, Tucker.
Numberscoward, is a lyin' sack o' shit.
This one's for you, numberscoward.... :bird: