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Title: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: bijou on May 09, 2011, 11:57:41 AM

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A man arrested for keeping an alligator in his kitchen has told police he did it because the reptile impressed women.

Police raided a property in Ford Heights, Illinois after receiving a tip-off that Dewayne Yarbrough had an alligator in his home.


It is not clear who the information came from, but the 43-year-old indicated to the cops that he enjoyed plenty of female company at his house.

'Chicks dig it,' the unlikely Romeo told disbelieving officers who discovered the reptile in his home.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862616-alligator-was-only-to-impress-women-man-tells-police#ixzz1LsKUfvRs

I wanted to come up with a snappy title, but I couldn't think of one.

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 09, 2011, 12:02:28 PM

Sounds like he should've scaled back his efforts.

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: redwhit on May 09, 2011, 12:04:20 PM

It's nice to have a story that you can really sink your teeth into.  And what an interesting idea: a novelty pet to impress the bags he brings home from the bar.

 :-)

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: Eupher on May 09, 2011, 12:32:43 PM

Kinda wonderin' if all them women tasted like chicken...... :-)

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: IassaFTots on May 09, 2011, 12:41:30 PM

What a croc. 

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 09, 2011, 12:57:22 PM

Quote from: IassaFTots on May 09, 2011, 12:41:30 PM

What a croc. 

You mean he had this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Crocs.JPG/200px-Crocs.JPG)

In his house?  Where's HNC? :tongue: :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: Eagle Kammback on May 09, 2011, 01:04:50 PM

This page deserves to be on SoMuchPun

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: CG6468 on May 09, 2011, 02:34:46 PM

Ford Heights has some real skanks.

And that is no crock!  :rotf:

Title: Re: Alligator was only to impress women, man tells police (Illinois)
Post by: DefiantSix on May 09, 2011, 08:06:28 PM

Apparently he was forced to resort to the 'gator when the one-eyed trouser snake just wasn't cutting it.  :naughty: