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Title: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2011, 11:13:23 AM
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CatWoman  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-09-11 12:10 PM
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Who here thinks that if Kerry was elected in 2004, Bin Laden would have been toast in 2006?
Kerry is from the same school as Obama, in that he actually ****ing THINKS about shit and doesn't play that stupid ass GUT bullshit.

The cons loved being conned.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1069162

Bin Laden would have been toast. He would have been seared.
If the DUmp could have only raised another $10.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 09, 2011, 11:19:10 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1069162

Bin Laden would have been toast. He would have been seared.
If the DUmp could have only raised another $10.


...and if Kerry had used the original KFC recipe, Vast Teddy would have eaten him.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 09, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
Yeah, Kerry would have toasted him.  Probably with a nice Chablis.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: Karin on May 09, 2011, 12:12:42 PM
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Lorien  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-09-11 12:26 PM
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7. 9/11 never would have happened had the SCOTUS not helped BushCo steal
 the Presidency.
   :lmao:

Why do they love Kerry so?  He's richer than God, and even that was inherited from the Ketchup King. 
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: Lacarnut on May 09, 2011, 12:14:37 PM
Yeah, Kerry would have toasted him.  Probably with a nice Chablis.

Sounds about right.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: ExGeeEye on May 09, 2011, 02:46:50 PM
President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden with Champagne.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: ExGeeEye on May 09, 2011, 02:47:32 PM
Yeah, Kerry would have toasted him.  Probably with a nice Chablis.

GMTA, dammit.  Second time today.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 09, 2011, 04:59:24 PM
Probably would have gone after UBL himself. Using the same dbl bbr shotgun he uses for deer hunting. He might have even remembered to take the price tag off it too.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2011, 05:25:07 PM
Probably would have gone after UBL himself. Using the same dbl bbr shotgun he uses for deer hunting. He might have even remembered to take the price tag off it too.
"Can I buy me a huntin' license?" (Did he pin his Purple Heart on that stiff new Abercrombie & Fitch hunting coat?)

"Can I pay me some yacht taxes?"
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 09, 2011, 05:34:09 PM
"Can I buy me a huntin' license?" (Did he pin his Purple Heart on that stiff new Abercrombie & Fitch hunting coat?)

"Can I pay me some yacht taxes?"
Let's not go that far...keep it believable.   :lmao:
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 09, 2011, 07:15:58 PM
   :lmao:

Why do they love Kerry so?  He's richer than God, and even that was inherited from the Ketchup King. 

That's why.  He never made an honest dollar in his life.  In the DUmmie religion, that qualifies him for sainthood.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: thundley4 on May 09, 2011, 07:18:05 PM
That's why.  He never made an honest dollar in his life.  In the DUmmie religion, that qualifies him for sainthood.

Yet if he were an evil rethuglican they would want all of his inherited money confiscated.
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: Vagabond on May 09, 2011, 07:18:38 PM
I wonder what the DUmpmonkiez would have said had it actually been President Gore on that day?  I wonder what they would have said, had he calmly finished reading the book and then politely as possible have left the room?  Then had done his best to wage a war on Islamic fascism including invading Iraq as a qay to draw it's adherents into the open?  Would they sing his praises for doing what had to be done, or would they have viciously have turned on him?
Title: Re: President Kerry Would Have Toasted Bin Laden
Post by: Skul on May 09, 2011, 08:02:34 PM
Let me it put it this way...
*****girl, you say that kind of absolute bullshit to me...I will drop you where you stand.   Period.