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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on May 08, 2011, 01:00:43 AM
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The newest CalPig poem has only one of her signature single-word lines, but it meets her standard of purtridity nonetheless.
We had started to worry about the CalPig, since it's been six months since she's dropped one in the DUmp's poetry group, but she has finally had another poetry movement. She no doubt feels much relief.
As always, you may recite this CalPig poem for family, friends and neighbors only as entertainment.
If an admission charge is involved, royalties may be due, along with beer and travel money.
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Sun May-08-11 01:43 AM
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My Poem for Mother's Day: A Mother's Gift
I am grateful to every mother
who has given us
a child
That gift
brings so much joy
to us
who are lucky enough
to know
that new life
Otherwise
our world is small, pale, sad,
stuck.
So I say to every mom
Thank you
for your gift of love to us.
We would be so much poorer without
the gift you bore~
Your child.
© 2011 MLC
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1062263
As usual, this is a horrid collection of random words from the CalPig, but I have to say I like the little squiggly punctuation after "bore".
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Maybe this would be more appropriate for a liberal...
Abortion
Death to the unborn child.
To us
a matter of convenience.
To hell with
whether it is a life or not.
Otherwise
our world would
face responsibility.
So I say to every mom-to-be
Thank us liberals
for allowing you to murder.
Forget the gift of life,
but we bring you the gift
of death~
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Ummmm, who in their right mind would allow CalPig to be in the presence of their children? She might try to teach them erotic poetry, no matter what their age.
:puke:
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Thank God she copyrighted that! Hallmark was just beating down the door....
:lmao:
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I just flushed a better "poem", and it smelled better.
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And by pure coincidence, there is another entry in The Big Book of Poetry...
My Poem for Cinco De Mayo: Another Grift
I am angry at every carnie
who has given us
ring toss
That grift
brings so much pain
to me
im not lucky enough
to win
that poster
or goldfish
or justin bieber bobble head,
shucks.
So I say to carnies
Eff you
for your grift I always fall for.
At least I have my flatware to comfort me
and running, nipple shaped sore~
And dumplings.
© 2011 M.
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Calpiggy poetry always brings tears to my eyes....like pickled boiled egg and beer farts.
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It occurred to me how ironic it is to celebrate Mother's Day at the DUmp. As home base for a political movement stained by the oceans of blood shed by tens of mllions of innocent babies, you'd think they would slink back into a darkened recess somewhere, while normal people honor their mothers.
But no, a few babykillers speak up:
REP (1000+ posts) Sun May-08-11 04:17 AM
Response to Reply #5
6. Insulting us is especially ok today - not that I really care, because I'll be having a great day
Without children in my small, pale, sad world
darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Sun May-08-11 04:26 AM
Response to Reply #6
7. I know the feeling.
I never considered a nice, quiet Sunday to be small, pale, and sad, but hey, what do I know?
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For ****s face...
I am grateful
For my daughter
But she never sleeps
And kicks me in the stomach
Head
Face
Boobs
Etc
I love my daughter still
She is too cute
That's my poem. :whatever:
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For ****s face...
An H5 for the proper terms!
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It just dawned on me, about that little squiggly punctuation mark the CalPig used, "~".
After all, this is the CalPig. It has to be a sperm.
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We should just be thankful for the little blessings that are CalPig's poems (and thank the good Lord she doesn't sing!).
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFHz9nLfP5Q[/youtube]
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You know on my Marine moms email list there are mothers practically crying tears of joy because they got to talk to their deployed children and thanking God for such a blessing. And then there's these ungrateful bitches being offended because someone wrote a really bad poem about motherhood.
Cindie
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Nancy Pelosi chose today to send out a mass email demanding unrestricted access to abortion.
Happy Mother's Day.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/mothersday_pelosi.png)
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I am SO ****ing sick of them calling murder "reproductive health" or "reproductive rights". The only thing being reproduced is a constant stream of dead babies. They should at least have the guts to call it an abortion but they don't even have the courage to do that.
Cindie
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So if having a child is a "gift of love" then can we assume having an abortion is a "gift of hate"?
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So if having a child is a "gift of love" then can we assume having an abortion is a "gift of hate"?
I guess that would depend...given a choice between having a DUmmie for a parent or being in Heaven? Think I'd choose Jesus!
Cindie
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I am SO ****ing sick of them calling murder "reproductive health" or "reproductive rights". Cindie
What's even more insidious is when they call it "women's health care." How could anybody possibly be against that?
The poem is the ususal trite, cliched drivel. I refuse to go over and see the asskissery and the "I wept copious tears of gratitude for your awesome poem, CalPeg!" Followed by the "My dear blah blah."
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The poetry by the people here by Jess, miskie, and Chuck J is so much better than any CalPig effort. Even though Jess overlooked the little squiggly thing, she compensated beautifully by remembering FFF. I am weeping.
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The poetry by the people here by Jess, miskie, and Chuck J is so much better than any CalPig effort. Even though Jess overlooked the little squiggly thing, she compensated beautifully by remembering FFF. I am weeping.
My next poem will have a squiggly line.
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I just flushed a better "poem", and it smelled better.
HA HA! :-)
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I'm strongly considering hunting GOBUCKS down if he ever posts another calpiggy "poem".
Borrowed time, you stink-bug!!
Don't do that again!1!1
Rotten bastage
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Will somebody please
explain
Why placing random
breaks in
sentences
makes it
poetry?~
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Will somebody please
explain
Why placing random
breaks in
sentences
makes it
poetry?~
It.
Just.
Does.
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Blink~
Blink~
Blink~
Blink~
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IT'S A MAN BABY! :loser:
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Will somebody please
explain
Why placing random
breaks in
sentences
makes it
poetry?~
Random spaces
are the great
equalizer
they allow
people
with
no
talent at all
to put words on paper
and call them
poetry~
copyright CR
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Will somebody please
explain
Why placing random
breaks in
sentences
makes it
poetry?~
For ****s
face
Have you not
taken poetry
101~
Everyone who
is anyone
knows
Random spacing
and squiggly
lines~
Makes anyone
a good
poet~
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As the deaf mother of my brother's widow says, "shit of the bitch" calpig should "go to the hell".
You guys cracked me up tonight reading your poetry~ :)