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Title: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: CC27 on May 06, 2011, 09:00:09 AM
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ChoppinBroccoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri May-06-11 09:46 AM
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Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
   
...............the Navy SEAL who capped Bin Laden was gay?

You know, we should just start claiming that. It carries just as much factually-based evidence to back it up as the claim that we got the information that led to Bin Laden's hideout from torture.

The shit they come up with.  :bird:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1050498
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2011, 09:00:59 AM
:thatsright:
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2011, 09:09:49 AM
WTF?  What kind of person even dreams up this crap....
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 06, 2011, 09:25:12 AM
If he was gay it tells DU something: service to country and fellow teammates is more important than proving he's gay and demanding everyone else accept that.

People in SpecOps consider themselves last.

Maybe the rest of the poofters could learn from that.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: Karin on May 06, 2011, 09:25:50 AM
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handmade34  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-06-11 09:59 AM
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4. I will not spread a rumor or lie, but...
 that would be sweet justice...  
:mental:

Speechless.  They're such weirdos.  
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 06, 2011, 09:41:59 AM
Apparently some friend of ChoppinBroccoli met a dude at a gay bar, and said dude claimed to be not only a SEAL, but the SEAL who had shot Bin Laden.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on May 06, 2011, 09:49:40 AM
Apparently the DUmmie has a death wish.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 06, 2011, 09:51:39 AM
If he was gay it tells DU something: service to country and fellow teammates is more important than proving he's gay and demanding everyone else accept that.

People in SpecOps consider themselves last.

Maybe the rest of the poofters could learn from that.

And the converse (or reverse) is true about DU--they would consider the operator's sexual orientation to be of more importance than the work that said operator was doing.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: delilahmused on May 06, 2011, 11:42:20 AM
Maybe if these people understood the difference between enhanced interrogation and torture they might have some authority to speak about it. And even IF it were true he's obviously a patriot who puts his country first. Anyone who can go through SEAL training has earned his job, I don't care what the hell he does in his free time.

Cindie
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 06, 2011, 11:50:51 AM
Maybe if these people understood the difference between enhanced interrogation and torture they might have some authority to speak about it...

Cindie

You got me thinking...

...what if the CIA officer who waterboarded KSM was gay?

Would the DUmbasses give him a pass?
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: delilahmused on May 06, 2011, 12:05:41 PM
You got me thinking...

...what if the CIA officer who waterboarded KSM was gay?

Would the DUmbasses give him a pass?

H5!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: jukin on May 06, 2011, 12:18:12 PM
SSB, well played.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: PatriotGame on May 06, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
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ChoppinBroccoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri May-06-11 09:46 AM
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Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
   
...............the Navy SEAL who capped Bin Laden was gay?
Well, you're not a Navy Seal, you had to yell up from the basement to ask mommie how to spell it so it can't be true.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: ChuckJ on May 06, 2011, 02:33:36 PM
TiT was gay?
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 06, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
TiT was gay?

*ring*ring*ring*

It's for you. It's "5 years ago" calling.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: thelaughingman on May 06, 2011, 03:29:01 PM
This may win for the stupidest post of 2011.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 06, 2011, 04:32:12 PM
The shit they come up with.  :bird:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1050498
What if he were a gay transhuman female pacifist fish trapped in the body of a violent killing human man?

Gasp! What if he were a DUmmie? Well, then I guess UBL would still be alive.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 06, 2011, 04:34:46 PM
*ring*ring*ring*

It's for you. It's "5 years ago" calling.
Maybe he was channeling Flippy Doo. I understand spirits are outside of time. We're just lucky it wasn't a Titus Pullo joke. Or maybe it was?
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 06, 2011, 04:52:56 PM
What if the SEAL was a trans-species, trans gender, transexual, male to female lesbian black male trapped in a white mans body, wore a helmet while riding girls bicycles and threw baseballs like a girl...then it would not be a seal but OBAMAMAN.

What's the dress uniform for DUmmie seals?....pink tutu's?
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: DefiantSix on May 06, 2011, 05:08:45 PM
What if the SEAL was a trans-species, trans gender, transexual, male to female lesbian black male trapped in a white mans body, wore a helmet while riding girls bicycles and threw baseballs like a girl...then it would not be a seal but OBAMAMAN.

What's the dress uniform for DUmmie seals?....pink tutu's?

Only since January 21st, 2009.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: miskie on May 06, 2011, 05:26:47 PM
You got me thinking...

...what if the CIA officer who waterboarded KSM was gay?

Would the DUmbasses give him a pass?

I wonder if the primitives realize that a 'seal' is the equivalent of a 'cabana boy' -- but instead of being pursued by a 'cougar', the seal is pursued by an old gay dude...  


(edit for clarity: 'seal' is not the same as SEAL - no disparage intended.)
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2011, 05:49:05 PM
You got me thinking...

...what if the CIA officer who waterboarded KSM was gay?

Would the DUmbasses give him a pass?

H5
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 06, 2011, 06:56:49 PM
What if bin Laden was gay? Would the SEALs be guilty of a hate crime?
(Answer: No. Nothing is a hate crime unless it's committed against a democrat voter.)
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: thundley4 on May 06, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
What if bin Laden was gay? Would the SEALs be guilty of a hate crime?
(Answer: No. Nothing is a hate crime unless it's committed against a democrat voter.)

Are you sure bin Laden didn't vote absentee for Obama?  It's known that some other terrorists donated money to his campaign.
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: formerlurker on May 06, 2011, 07:16:27 PM
You got me thinking...

...what if the CIA officer who waterboarded KSM was gay?

Would the DUmbasses give him a pass?

H5. 

Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: docstew on May 07, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
Well, the shooter IS in the Navy, so the possibility is there that he's gay...


(This statement is covered under the Interservice Rivalry Act of 1947)
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: Airwolf on May 08, 2011, 12:41:39 AM
The OP should be beaten like a rented mule then given a chainsaw enema .
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 08, 2011, 06:33:27 AM
Well, the shooter IS in the Navy, so the possibility is there that he's gay...


(This statement is covered under the Interservice Rivalry Act of 1947)

Not a bubblehead, so the possibility doubles as not being gay
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: delilahmused on May 08, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Well, the shooter IS in the Navy, so the possibility is there that he's gay...


(This statement is covered under the Interservice Rivalry Act of 1947)

'Nuff said...as a Marine mom the Act covers me too...especially as they're (as my son says) the men's department of the Navy:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 12, 2011, 10:16:57 PM
Just remembered...

Since gays serving in important government positions is the mark of true social justice lets remember fondly a prominent homosexual his contribution to freedom:


(http://billcainonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/j-edgar-hoover.jpg)
Title: Re: Wouldn't THIS Throw Them For A Loop? What If................
Post by: delilahmused on May 13, 2011, 04:46:36 AM
Just remembered...

Since gays serving in important government positions is the mark of true social justice lets remember fondly a prominent homosexual his contribution to freedom:


(http://billcainonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/j-edgar-hoover.jpg)

Oh, yeah...someone made a movie about him...Tootsie, wasn't it?

Cindie