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Title: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: thundley4 on May 05, 2011, 05:18:55 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:33 PM
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Obama CANNOT LOSE in 2012. Now is when we need PROGRESSIVE ACTIONS.
   
Granted, the Obama bashers AND the Obama fans are both half right.

Obama has gone back on some things, on others, he has overachieved.

I like him as President. Much better than Clinton, and he (Clinton) practically put money in my pocket!

But it is pretty clear, if Obama loses it will have to involve tampering with the space-time fabric itself.

So...now that he cannot lose, how about some "ponies"? That is, how about supporting Medical Marijuana rights? How about shutting the door on DADT COMPLETELY? How about getting all of our troops home? How about shutting those loss leaders aka US military bases on foreign soil down for good?

This is a mandate. This is "political capital." Not the "man date" that Bush had in 2004, but a REAL mandate. Every true blue patriot (and this includes many Republicans) supports Obama now. Folks who I thought would NEVER EVER support him are. The only folks left are the Birchers, the Klan and the Neo Nazis. **** them. I don't want their vote anyway. They should have removed their flaccid "manhood" from the gene pool centuries ago.
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1045367

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quinnox (1000+ posts)           Thu May-05-11 04:35 PM
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1. If he can't lose, why even go through the formality of an election
   
Lets just call it and get on with business.

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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 05:20 PM
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22. Lemme put it this way then, it would be hard for him to lose
   
Something would have to happen that would remind everyone that Barack Obama was indeed, human.

Like say, I dunno, high gas prices and high unemployment?

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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:36 PM
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4. True, but now there is no excuse
   
And unlike Bush, Obama listens to the voters. Doesn't always agree, but he does listen.
:mental:

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Guy Whitey Corngood   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:41 PM
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8. OK but also, watch what they teabagger controlled states are going to do to rig the vote. I'm not
   
talking about so called "conspiracy theories". What I'm referring to is the efforts to keep the poor and students from being able to vote where they might make a difference. Call me paranoid but this is not the moment to get over confident. I believe that these pukes are doing their damnest to sabotage the economy. They don't give a **** what happens to the country.

The DUmmies must be worried, they are already setting the stage for stolen elections in 2012.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 05, 2011, 05:32:56 PM
Bush the Elder had 91% approval after Desert Storm.

Obama is determined to turn his gleaming white stallion into a total goat-****.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: FreeBorn on May 05, 2011, 05:35:36 PM
Gonna be a lot of this when the election results start coming in-
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: ChuckJ on May 05, 2011, 05:37:57 PM
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Guy Whitey Corngood   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:41 PM
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8. OK but also, watch what they teabagger controlled states are going to do to rig the vote. I'm not
   
talking about so called "conspiracy theories". What I'm referring to is the efforts to keep the poor and students from being able to vote where they might make a difference. Call me paranoid but this is not the moment to get over confident. I believe that these pukes are doing their damnest to sabotage the economy. They don't give a **** what happens to the country.

For some reason the bolded-underlined sentence angered me a bit. I typed a response in anger, but just as I was about to hit the "post" button I thought better of it. I almost posted: Bite my ass you pond-scum piece of chicken shit. I despise you lunatics to the core of my being. You people are a detriment to humankind in general and this country in particular.

Then I realized that a statement such as that would be unfair to chicken shit as some good can come from the excrement of chickens. I'm doubtful that anything good can come from one of these guys. So instead of posting "Bite my ass you pond-scum piece of chicken shit. I despise you lunatics to the core of my being. You people are a detriment to humankind in general and this country in particular." and having to apologize to chicken shit for the slur I am instead posting:

I don't like you and your ilk very much.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 05, 2011, 05:40:05 PM
I can't find a single white voter that will now admit they voted for Obama.....Al Greene and Obama will poll about the same here.

Let 'em call us red and racist, I don't give a damn anymore.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: jukin on May 05, 2011, 05:42:49 PM
Yet somehow the smartest president in the universe has managed to totally FU the aftermath of what our armed services have done. Each and everyday I become more convinced that the man is a clinical moron.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Ballygrl on May 05, 2011, 05:49:05 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:36 PM
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4. True, but now there is no excuse
   
And unlike Bush, Obama listens to the voters. Doesn't always agree, but he does listen.

The voters want high unemployment, high food and high gas prices?
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 05, 2011, 05:55:34 PM
The voters want high unemployment, high food and high gas prices?

Obama 2012: Our numbers are up across the board!
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Ballygrl on May 05, 2011, 05:58:23 PM
Obama 2012: Our numbers are up across the board!

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: miskie on May 05, 2011, 06:00:15 PM
(http://sixdollargas.org/bp.jpg)
Four More Dollars Years !
Obama-Biden '12 !
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Freeper on May 05, 2011, 06:00:37 PM
The voters want high unemployment, high food and high gas prices?

Hope n change you can believe in.  :lmao:

Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 06:04:24 PM
I can't find a single white voter that will now admit they voted for Obama.....Al Greene and Obama will poll about the same here.

Let 'em call us red and racist, I don't give a damn anymore.

Racist;
–verb (used without object), -greed, -gree·ing. 
1. to fail to agree; differ: The conclusions disagree with the facts. The theories disagree in their basic premises.
2. to differ in opinion; dissent: Three of the judges disagreed with the verdict.
3. to quarrel: They disagreed violently and parted company.

See, they've actually succeeded in getting the definition of racist/racism changed.

KC

Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Ballygrl on May 05, 2011, 06:09:53 PM
Hope n change you can believe in.  :lmao:

Hope for Change LOL.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 05, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
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I can't find a single white voter that will now admit they voted for Obama.....Al Greene and Obama will poll about the same here.
Not just Al Greene. You can add his cousins Cee Lo and Red.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Ballygrl on May 05, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
Did Taverner read this? :o

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/159397-obama-floats-plan-to-tax-cars-by-the-mile

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Obama administration floats draft plan to tax cars by the mile

By Pete Kasperowicz  -  05/05/11 07:45 AM ET

The Obama administration has floated a transportation authorization bill that would require the study and implementation of a plan to tax automobile drivers based on how many miles they drive.

The plan is a part of the administration's Transportation Opportunities Act, an undated draft of which was obtained this week by Transportation Weekly.

The White House, however, said the bill is only an early draft that was not formally circulated within the administration.

-Continued at the link-
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 05, 2011, 07:09:38 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:33 PM
Original message
Obama CANNOT LOSE in 2012. Now is when we need PROGRESSIVE ACTIONS.
...

What is toking on a doobie (sp?) while listening to Pink Floyd supposed to accomplish?
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: USA4ME on May 05, 2011, 07:59:52 PM
Quote from:
Guy Whitey Corngood

Call me paranoid ... I believe that these pukes are doing their damnest to sabotage the economy.

To me, this is where their "logic" sends me into just laughing at them.  We rich repukes, who stand to gain the most from a good economy, are trying to sabotage it.  Apparently we're willing to take our lives of living large and put it on hold for a while just to get rid of Dear Leader.  Secretely we're cheering high unemployment and high food and gas prices.  Only a primitive could perform that type of mentally insane gymanastics.

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Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Skul on May 05, 2011, 08:50:38 PM
What is toking on a doobie (sp?) while listening to Pink Floyd supposed to accomplish?
I'll take "What is stupidity, for a thousand", Alex. :whatever:
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Airwolf on May 05, 2011, 11:45:52 PM
I think someone finally found a way to measure their IQ in negative numbers and Taverner is it
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: franksolich on May 06, 2011, 06:59:21 AM
Yet somehow the smartest president in the universe has managed to totally FU the aftermath of what our armed services have done. Each and everyday I become more convinced that the man is a clinical moron.

Yeah.

My first reaction, when learning of the death of bin Laden, was that the Big Zero got one, and deserved the credit, and there was NO WAY the aftermath could be mishandled.

After all, the Big Zero is not James Carter.

Man, was I wrong.....this thing has degenerated into a farce.

The Big Zero's looking like Carter more and more every day.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Randy on May 06, 2011, 07:31:56 AM
What is toking on a doobie (sp?) while listening to Pink Floyd supposed to accomplish?

It helps them impotently bang out screeds online.  :-)
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Karin on May 06, 2011, 07:32:18 AM
Yes, everybody's got a different story, which makes the thing smell funny.  

Ballygrl, RE your link from page 1.  Cali started a thread, saying the scheme pissed her off.  The tax-loving DUmmies shot her down, though.  They said "take those dollars and invest in high speed rail!"   ::)
It's always the stupid railroad with the libtards.  There have been countless articles explaining why it's such a bad idea for this particular country.  
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 06, 2011, 07:55:46 AM
"take those dollars and invest in high speed rail!"

Hell, DUmmies have gotten so lazy they have their government checks direct deposit....to damn lazy to even walk to the mailbox these days. ... and I'm expected to believe they're going to walk to the railroad station. The next thing they'd want would be "high speed constant bus service by their front door" or private limo service to and from the RR. ...and a folding Segway.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Karin on May 06, 2011, 08:41:58 AM
Here's a howler from the thread:

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patrice  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-05-11 04:50 PM
Response to Reply #7
15. Power to the People makes the most sense problem-solving-wise.
 We're the ones with the problems. We're the ones who should make decisions about how to solve. Unions CARE about their families and their communities; they are an appropriate counter to the political corruption we live with.
::)

I wonder how the terms "union goons" and "union thugs" wove themselves into the very language? 

And then another howler!!   :lmao:
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-05-11 05:57 PM
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30. Gas will go to $8 this Summer
 Expect and plan for that. Use public trans if you have to.

But that will not kill Obama. All he has to do is address it and any concerns will be allayed.
:rotf:

And this is why I consistently nominate Taverner for the DOTY. 
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: VelvetElvis on May 06, 2011, 09:39:14 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-05-11 05:57 PM
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30. Gas will go to $8 this Summer
 Expect and plan for that. Use public trans if you have to.

But that will not kill Obama. All he has to do is address it and any concerns will be allayed.

"These aren't the high gas prices you're looking for. Move along. Move along."

-Obammy Mind Tricks
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Carl on May 06, 2011, 09:54:45 AM
Yes, everybody's got a different story, which makes the thing smell funny.  

Ballygrl, RE your link from page 1.  Cali started a thread, saying the scheme pissed her off.  The tax-loving DUmmies shot her down, though.  They said "take those dollars and invest in high speed rail!"   ::)
It's always the stupid railroad with the libtards.  There have been countless articles explaining why it's such a bad idea for this particular country.  

In their endless lust of "GIMMEE" they dream of free transportation on demand to wherever they wish to go.
The stupid HS rail thing is the quick answer for the fantasy so as far as they ever try to think it.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Karin on May 06, 2011, 10:51:18 AM
And when the governors stand up and say "no, I don't want your stinking money for your retarded choo choo train" (or words to that effect), I stand and cheer while DUmmies heads explode. 

"Not in their best interest!  Not in their best interest!"   :panic:
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: PatriotGame on May 06, 2011, 12:43:42 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:33 PM
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Obama CANNOT LOSE in 2012. Now is when we need PROGRESSIVE ACTIONS.
   
Granted, the Obama bashers AND the Obama fans are both half right.

Obama has gone back on some things, on others, he has overachieved.


But it is pretty clear, if Obama loses it will have to involve tampering with the space-time fabric itself.
OMG!!!111 Worm holes will open throughout the planet and galaxy, Mayhem!!!
Funny, I am watching Stargate SG-1 right now!
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So...now that he cannot lose, how about some "ponies"? That is, how about supporting Medical Marijuana rights?
Oh, so the true motivations for Taverner's rant of insanity becomes apparent.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2011, 12:56:30 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Thu May-05-11 04:33 PM
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But it is pretty clear, if Obama loses it will have to involve tampering with the space-time fabric itself.
Never underestimate Diebold.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: miskie on May 06, 2011, 03:04:11 PM
Yeah.

My first reaction, when learning of the death of bin Laden, was that the Big Zero got one, and deserved the credit, and there was NO WAY the aftermath could be mishandled.

After all, the Big Zero is not James Carter.

Man, was I wrong.....this thing has degenerated into a farce.

The Big Zero's looking like Carter more and more every day.

He does seem more than just a little determined to make a silk purse into a sow's ear, doesn't he ? I suspect though, that the reason is Obama is better at doing a half-assed job accomplishing goals favored by conservatives, then when he uses all of his effort to accomplish goals that appease liberals - and I think its just eating him up inside... example;

Things Obama has done that conservatives favor over liberals.

Left 'Gitmo' open.
Support Charter Schools.
Continue Anti-terrorist activities.
Killed Bin Laden.
Canceled domestic trials for terror suspects.

Things Obama has done that liberals favor over conservatives.

End DADT

Things Obama has done that everyone dislikes.

Universal Healthcare.

Of course, there are other things he has done that favor one side or the other (mainly the left), but most of these things are fairly small peanuts. - Like when he mouths off about FOX, talk radio, Bitter Clingy etc etc..  Libs love it, but it accomplishes nothing in the end.


--So, Obama the progressive wunderkind has never happened - but he does manage to Forrest Gump his way into doing things conservatives prefer fairly regularly -- Not WELL, mind you = but done nonetheless.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: compaqxp on May 07, 2011, 05:55:28 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-05-11 05:57 PM
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30. Gas will go to $8 this Summer
 Expect and plan for that. Use public trans if you have to.

But that will not kill Obama. All he has to do is address it and any concerns will be allayed.

I get the feeling  some of the dummies would like to see gas that high so we all use public transit.

I think any gas over 6$ in the US would do serious harm to him being re-elected.
Title: Re: Tavener: Obama cannot lose in 2012!!!!! one-eleventy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 07, 2011, 07:45:57 AM
I get the feeling  some of the dummies would like to see gas that high so we all use public transit.

I think any gas over 6$ in the US would do serious harm to him being re-elected.

I think that if gas gets to $5 a gallon, he's done.  $6?  Hell--I could beat him then.