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Title: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: thelaughingman on May 04, 2011, 02:17:07 PM
http://www.peacetakescourage.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=13224

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Well Obama could always pull an FDR on Fox

Postby CD » Mon May 02, 2011 7:16 pm
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/fdr-seizes-control-of-montgomery-ward
:twisted:


For those who are wondering "WTF is he going on about?" FDR ordered the army to take control of the walmart of the day when they didn't act right in war time.

Soldiers literally walked in the front door picked up the CEO in his chair and walking him out of the building.

Riiiiiiiight.  So you want to see Rupert Murdoch carried out of the Fox News building by soldiers.  Sure.  Whatever.  Blow it out your posterior orifice.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 04, 2011, 02:20:57 PM
This bitch is probably having delusions of commanding some kind of military/proletarian seizure of FNC.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Mike220 on May 04, 2011, 02:22:50 PM
Of course, if Shrub had done the same to PMSLSD...
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 04, 2011, 02:26:07 PM
A gift for Li'l Ava, if anyone is planning for her birthday:

http://www.cafepress.com/+chinless_wonder_classic_thong,204244645
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Karin on May 04, 2011, 02:30:26 PM
Where did that come from?? :rotf:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2011, 02:38:03 PM
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Well Obama could always pull an FDR on Fox



For those who are wondering "WTF is he going on about?" FDR ordered the army to take control of the walmart of the day when they didn't act right in war time.

Soldiers literally walked in the front door picked up the CEO in his chair and walking him out of the building.


That's gotta be some feat for FDR to do seeing as how he had assumed room temperature years prior to Wal-Mart's founding.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: AprilRazz on May 04, 2011, 02:48:27 PM
A gift for Li'l Ava, if anyone is planning for her birthday:

http://www.cafepress.com/+chinless_wonder_classic_thong,204244645
BS for putting the image in my head of the chinless butterball in a thong. :asssmack:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2011, 03:53:57 PM

That's gotta be some feat for FDR to do seeing as how he had assumed room temperature years prior to Wal-Mart's founding.

".....the Wal-Mart of the day....."

I think the ill-begotten ass was thinking of Montgomery Ward, which in 1944 was seized under orders of Franklin Roosevelt for resisting compliance with labor union rules; the then-president of the company, an old and crippled man, was carried out of his office, soldiers holding him on his office chair, making for a famous news-photograph.

It was labor dispute, not a political dispute having anything to do with waging the war.

It happened in late 1944; some months later, right after Harry Truman became president, normalcy was restored.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 04, 2011, 03:59:38 PM
BS for putting the image in my head of the chinless butterball in a thong. :asssmack:

Hey now, Bill Clinton liked chinless butterballs in thong underwear.

Well, all of'em but the one he was married to. Hitlary in a thong... I need to use some gas and a match for eye wash.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 04, 2011, 04:03:08 PM
BS for putting the image in my head of the chinless butterball in a thong. :asssmack:

She may have fallen to a genetic predeliction and blown up like a life raft since then, but when she started that program in NYC she was actually rather shapely, just afflicted with an frog face, really just a one-bagger then.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 04, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
Ava is such a pathological liar. She is so self-promoting. I mean just look at the Internet.

Narcissistic personality disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2011, 04:09:44 PM
She may have fallen to a genetic predeliction and blown up like a life raft since then, but when she started that program in NYC she was actually rather shapely, just afflicted with an frog face, really just a one-bagger then.

One bag--but with a twist-tie? :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 04, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
Maybe with a drawstring...wouldn't want it slipping off, but duct tape might seal off her air.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 04, 2011, 04:27:59 PM
Maybe with a drawstring...wouldn't want it slipping off, but duct tape might seal off her air.

A whale can hold it's breath for long periods of time.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Boudicca on May 04, 2011, 05:30:43 PM
A gift for Li'l Ava, if anyone is planning for her birthday:

http://www.cafepress.com/+chinless_wonder_classic_thong,204244645

A REAL butterball turkey would look sexier in that than Lil' Ava. :hammer:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: diesel driver on May 04, 2011, 06:14:05 PM
She may have fallen to a genetic predeliction and blown up like a life raft since then, but when she started that program in NYC she was actually rather shapely, just afflicted with an frog face, really just a one-bagger then.

That's why the Walmart bags have a smiley face on them.

Or, they used to.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2011, 06:34:58 PM
That's why the Walmart bags have a smiley face on them.

Or, they used to.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/laughing.gif) Aw, hell naw.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2011, 08:40:39 AM
That's why the Walmart bags have a smiley face on them.

Or, they used to.

^5!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2011, 08:47:52 AM
That's why the Walmart bags have a smiley face on them.

Or, they used to.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: NHSparky on May 05, 2011, 12:12:56 PM
Oh, that visual is gonna stick in my mind a while.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: AprilRazz on May 05, 2011, 12:30:36 PM
A REAL butterball turkey would look sexier in that than Lil' Ava. :hammer:
...and is probably better in bed.
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: diesel driver on May 05, 2011, 12:34:58 PM
...and is probably better in bed.

Not to mention warmer (even if still frozen)!    :lmao:
Title: Re: More stupidity from Ava's world
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 05, 2011, 12:39:27 PM
...and is probably better in bed.
I think the absence of a chin puts Rule 34 to a real test.