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Title: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 03:19:48 PM
A 19-year-old killed a pygmy goat and may have sexually assaulted it while high on bath salts and dressed in bra and panties.

Mark Thompson, from South Charleston, West Virginia, allegedly stole his neighbour's pet goat on Monday and was later found in his bedroom, half naked with the dead goat, which was covered in blood, beside him.  According to the Charleston Gazette, Lisa Powers bought the goat, which they named Bailey, on Friday as a gift to her four-year-old grandson.  Her nephew, Joshua Pollis got a call from neighbours on Monday morning.  She said: 'They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house and he'd better come and get it. They called my nephew because he'd been there before.'

According to the criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court, police and two women entered Thompson's house looking for the goat and made their way to his bedroom door.  Ms Powers explained to the Charleston Gazette that he told them not to enter as he was naked.

She said: 'But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene.'

LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1383215/Teenager-steals-goat-kills-high-bath-salts-dressed-womens-underwear.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/03/article-0-0BE4309600000578-566_233x281.jpg)
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Rebel on May 03, 2011, 03:23:32 PM
I think all the best ones were aborted. The ones left have lost their rabidassed minds.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:26:45 PM
Well Ralph.  You did it.  You accomplished a feat that was thought to be impossible.  You sir, have rendered me completely speechless.  Whoa. 

Now, when anyone ever asks me what it would take to shut me up, I will simply say "Stories about crossdressing teens who kill and potentially molest their neighbor's goats while stoned on bath salts." 


 :-)

Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 03:28:23 PM
Well Ralph.  You did it.  You accomplished a feat that was thought to be impossible.  You sir, have rendered me completely speechless.  Whoa. 

Now, when anyone ever asks me what it would take to shut me up, I will simply say "Stories about crossdressing teens who kill and potentially molest their neighbor's goats while stoned on bath salts." 


 :-)



I just heard the story on the radio, and I thought they were either making it up or reading one of Bijou's posts.  I googled it and low & behold, it was out there.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: dutch508 on May 03, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
They took his mug shot while he was wearing the bra?

SOMEone's gonna have a date this weekend.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: bijou on May 03, 2011, 03:31:50 PM
I just heard the story on the radio, and I thought they were either making it up or reading one of Bijou's posts.  I googled it and low & behold, it was out there.
Please, am I the sort of woman who would post about transvestite goat molesting?






Don't answer that.   :-)
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:33:49 PM
They took his mug shot while he was wearing the bra?

SOMEone's gonna have a date this weekend.

It looks like he is wearing a halter top too.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Karin on May 03, 2011, 03:52:14 PM
My adbot is trying to sell big stiletto F-me pumps.

Terrible for the goat, I hope they throw the book at him....they would here.  Animal cruelty is severly punished, and you make the front page of the paper. 
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 03, 2011, 03:54:03 PM
High on bath salts? WTF? Is there suddenly a meth shortage in West Virginia?
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:54:50 PM
High on bath salts? WTF? Is there suddenly a meth shortage in West Virginia?

Apparently, bath salts are the new drug of choice.....  :clueless:
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 04:06:06 PM
Good God.

Bubba is gonna have fun with this one.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 03, 2011, 04:15:56 PM
Average age 79...he's 19....so 79-19=60 ...60 years ain't long enough to live this one down.... :lmao:

I guess he could move to Obama's Pocketstan.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: thelaughingman on May 03, 2011, 04:25:04 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/03/article-0-0BE4309600000578-566_233x281.jpg)

"High on bath salts?"  Is that what he told the cops?  And they fell for it?  "Uh, yeah, officer.  That's not meth.  That's bath salts."
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: thundley4 on May 03, 2011, 04:45:36 PM
Obviously the son of a deranged DUmmie driven off the deep end by the DUmmie parent constantly talking about "B*sh" and My Pet Goat.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: debk on May 03, 2011, 05:12:38 PM
"High on bath salts?"  Is that what he told the cops?  And they fell for it?  "Uh, yeah, officer.  That's not meth.  That's bath salts."

From the article, Bijou posted.

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WHAT ARE BATH SALTS?'Bath salts' are legal in many states even though it packs as much punch as cocaine or methamphetamines.

The potent drug can be bought in stores and online for as little as $15 to $20 and is marketed under innocuous-sounding names like Ivory Snow, Red Dove and Vanilla Sky.
Health bosses claim the drug can combine the nightmarish hallucinations of a bad LSD trip with the obsessive cravings of crack cocaine.

The powders often contain mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, also known as MDPV.

As well as hallucinations, the chemical can cause paranoia, a rapid heart rate and suicidal thoughts.



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I remember reading, a couple of months ago about "bath salts" being the "new" drug. They can be purchased in convenience stores in some states....
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: LC EFA on May 03, 2011, 05:29:05 PM
Epsom Salts have long been a cutting agent for low quality methylamphetamines.

The "rush" created when they enter the bloodstream helps cover for the fact that the actual drug component in there is of low quantity or quality.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: FreeBorn on May 03, 2011, 06:38:23 PM
Looks like Cletus caught the French Pox from the goat. Serves him right, sick twisted ****.
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 03, 2011, 07:26:24 PM
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Mark Thompson, from South Charleston, West Virginia...

Flori-DUH just called to say, "Thank-****ing-GAWD!"
Title: West Virginia
Post by: Gina on May 03, 2011, 09:07:50 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887/ns/us_news-weird_news/?ocid=twitter

(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/110503-mark-thompson-mug.grid-3x2.jpg)

Title: Re: West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 09:11:32 PM
Dupe!  Guard them bath salts girly!

Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: thelaughingman on May 03, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
From the article, Bijou posted.
 


I remember reading, a couple of months ago about "bath salts" being the "new" drug. They can be purchased in convenience stores in some states....

Holy shoot!
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Airwolf on May 03, 2011, 10:18:09 PM
So..........Was he that upset we got Bin Laden?
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: redwhit on May 04, 2011, 11:06:08 AM
Did you see the sole comment on the Daily Mail page?

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Can never trust a guy with a goat dressed in woman's under wear

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1383215/Teenager-steals-goat-kills-high-bath-salts-dressed-womens-underwear.html#ixzz1LOszkwrP

Truth

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Crossdressing teenager steals goat and kills it while high on bath salts
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
Well Ralph.  You did it.  You accomplished a feat that was thought to be impossible.  You sir, have rendered me completely speechless.  Whoa.  

Now, when anyone ever asks me what it would take to shut me up, I will simply say "Stories about crossdressing teens who kill and potentially molest their neighbor's goats while stoned on bath salts."  


 :-)



I re-posted it on Facebook and made some people speechless there too.  I feel like I actually accomplished something. :-)