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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: Declared2BFree on May 03, 2011, 02:34:24 PM

Title: Hi
Post by: Declared2BFree on May 03, 2011, 02:34:24 PM

Hello.
I'm from Michigan (west side lower: conservative bastion of tourism and sunsets), former Coast Guardsman, currently armed with sticky notes (and a razor sharp wit), aspiring to be a writer (scifi) while slogging along with life. I drive fast, shoot with reasonable accuracy, and don't own a microwave. (Actually I do own two of them but they live in the storage area in the basement despite the efforts of my friends.) Hoarders frighten me. So does our current president. I'm not certain how the two are related but the idea that they might be gives me nightmares.
Confused? Me too.
I don't care where he was born, he still doesn't believe in America and shouldn't be in charge of anything more vital than a hot dog stand in a deserted park.
The Senate is the key for the conservative movement without it, winning the presidency means nothing
Men open doors for ladies
Ladies value men who open doors
Thanks for the suggestions but I'll raise my kids on my own...take your village and git
fast food is bad for you and I like it that way
if cow farts are going to destroy the planet then we'd better get cracking on finding a tougher planet
UBL is dead...woohoo...good jobs boys...but there is plenty of evil out there to step into those slippers so let's stay frosty.
favorite book (all time) The Stand
the thing about taking my gun away is that...I have a gun ::)
Caliphate is a blood soaked word
beer and lime do not mix...beer and brats on the other hand...
if you don't need a napkin with your hamburger, you're doing it wrong

any way, Hi. I'm looking forward to chatting with everyone :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:21:46 PM

Welcome Declared2BFree!  Looking forward to seeing you around. 

First round is on me, without lime, of course.   :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Karin on May 03, 2011, 03:57:22 PM

Welcome, DtbF!  I too, detest lime in the beer.  I don't want it stuck in the top of the Corona, and I was horrified to see in the store that they were putting it in at the brewery. 

As for Brats, go with Johnsonville, they are a fine upstanding company, and libs/progs hate them. 

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 03:59:52 PM

Welcome, DtbF!

Second order of bidness is to change out that damned caveman. He looks like he's smelling some of those bovine farts you mentioned.

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: debk on May 03, 2011, 05:15:27 PM

Welcome!!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Ballygrl on May 03, 2011, 05:23:27 PM

Welcome!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: ExGeeEye on May 04, 2011, 02:12:43 PM

Greetings from a Grand Rapidian.

(Though I really want to go back to Texas, or to Arizona-- someplace with a reasonable local government and absence of snow.)

See you around.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 10, 2011, 06:44:29 PM

Welcome!  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: chitownchica on May 10, 2011, 07:06:42 PM

Welcome to CC :)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Boudicca on May 12, 2011, 12:03:09 PM

Welcome to the Cave!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: whiffleball on May 12, 2011, 12:50:09 PM

Let me add my welcome!