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Title: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 02, 2011, 08:07:19 AM: Getting to know his virgins.... :lmao:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/01/29/070129sh_shouts_martin
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 02, 2011, 08:11:38 AM: You read The New Yorker?

fag
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2011, 08:32:59 AM: Feeding the fish.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 02, 2011, 08:38:28 AM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 02, 2011, 08:11:38 AM
You read The New Yorker?

fag

Nope....just the funny pages.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: debk on May 02, 2011, 09:53:03 AM: Quote
Virgin No. 56: I think I found it. Is that it? Oh. Is this it? Oh, this must be it. No?

:lmao:
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: DefiantSix on May 02, 2011, 09:55:50 AM: If bin Laden were alive today, what would he be doing?

The back stroke.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Bertram on May 02, 2011, 10:58:48 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 02, 2011, 08:38:28 AM
Nope....just the funny pages.

They always have good cartoons. If they didn't have them, nobody would buy them.
I'm convinced the only thing keeping them in business is the cartoon contest on the back.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 02, 2011, 11:04:21 AM: Shouldn't we change his name from OBL to BOB now?
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 02, 2011, 12:23:25 PM: Quote
What's Bin Laden doing today?

Bin sinkin' . . . to the bottom of the Indian Ocean.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: DefiantSix on May 02, 2011, 12:43:05 PM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 02, 2011, 11:04:21 AM
Shouldn't we change his name from OBL to BOB now?

I'm thinking Chum is so much more appropriate! :-)

(http://atomicgator.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/roy-scheider-jaws.jpg)
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Karin on May 02, 2011, 12:59:02 PM: Bob or Chum work for me. :lmao:

What's he doing today? Being converted into shark poop.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Airwolf on May 02, 2011, 02:45:13 PM: OBL,It's whats for dinner. Well for sharks anyway.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2011, 04:17:04 PM: Just don't order any eel dishes at seaside restaurants on the Indian Ocean this year. Trust me on this.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: LC EFA on May 02, 2011, 04:28:17 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2011, 04:17:04 PM
Just don't order any eel dishes at seaside restaurants on the Indian Ocean this year. Trust me on this.

:popcorn:

Might be a bit leery of shrimp and lobster dishes from the same area. Bottom feeding ocean cockroaches aren't too discriminatory in their diet.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 03, 2011, 10:32:41 AM: Eels and lobsters are not Halal so they probably would not be served anyway but shrimp is Halal so to be safe stick with meat and poultry.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 03, 2011, 01:51:08 PM: Having an orgy with 9/11 Terrorists, Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Joseph Stalin. :fuelfire: :lmao:
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Rebel on May 03, 2011, 02:02:25 PM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 03, 2011, 10:32:41 AM
Eels and lobsters are not Halal so they probably would not be served anyway but shrimp is Halal so to be safe stick with meat and poultry.

How is lobster not allowed, but shrimp is? I don't get it.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 03, 2011, 02:38:16 PM: Quote from: Rebel on May 03, 2011, 02:02:25 PM
How is lobster not allowed, but shrimp is? I don't get it.
It depends on how strict the interpretation is. Shrimp gets a pass because someone said it was a fish.

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According to the Hanafi Math-hab only Samak (Fish species) is permissible to eat from the sea animals, therefore crabs and lobsters will not be permissible to eat. However, with regards to shrimps, if they are categorised as Samak then it will be permissible to eat otherwise not.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: redwhit on May 03, 2011, 03:04:54 PM: Finding Nemo

(http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h452/hoganson11/osama-in-aquarium3.gif)
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Karin on May 03, 2011, 03:35:58 PM: I think it's because lobster and crabs scuttle around on the ground, while shrimp do not.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 03, 2011, 04:59:00 PM: Sack lunch.
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Post by: dutch508 on May 03, 2011, 05:06:29 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 03, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Sack lunch.

(http://www.jawshark.com/photos/one%20megalodon.jpg)

NOM NOM NOM NOM...
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Airwolf on May 03, 2011, 10:13:49 PM: He's proably sitting in HELL bent over while SATAN shoots cocnuts up his ass with a canon.
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2011, 10:14:44 PM: :pineapple:
Title: Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
Post by: Darth Claymore on May 03, 2011, 11:39:16 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 02, 2011, 08:07:19 AM
Getting to know his virgins.... :lmao:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/jadodge/virgin.jpg)
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