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Title: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2008, 08:03:37 AM
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Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop

AP) Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that had refused to hire him earlier this year.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

McCabe said McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red 'flip-flops,' a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.

McIntosh remained jailed after his Monday arraignment on charges including malicious destruction of property and reckless driving. McCabe says McIntosh doesn't have a lawyer yet.

LINKY-DINK W/ PIC (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/15/ap/strange/main4018752.shtml)  spork alert.
Title: Re: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: asdf2231 on April 16, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
(http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/04/15/image4018753.jpg)

Be still me heart!!!  :-)
Title: Re: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2008, 11:12:05 AM

Be still me heart!!!  :-)
Had ya fooled didn't "it"?
Title: Re: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: asdf2231 on April 16, 2008, 12:23:43 PM

Be still me heart!!!  :-)
Had ya fooled didn't "it"?

Oh I would so TOTALLY be trying to mount that if it slithered up on a bar stool next to me. :-)
Title: Re: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: delilahmused on April 16, 2008, 07:15:37 PM
Good Lord, what species is that?

Cindie
Title: Re: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 16, 2008, 07:23:21 PM
Trying to take his frustration on the world.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Cross-dresser Accused Of Repeatedly Crashing Into Shop
Post by: asdf2231 on April 16, 2008, 10:18:12 PM
Good Lord, what species is that?

Cindie

That would be a prime specimen of the fabled Confuzus Superfluous Peckeramous. 

Not to be confused with the Confuzus Lackawilly Ballbreakus.

Although sometimes one may turn into the other after hibernation at the surgical clinic.