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Title: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: bijou on April 28, 2011, 09:26:24 AM
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A school teacher who may have been upset about losing his job was arrested after he disrobed at his school and walked around naked.
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The police report says Porter had been behaving unusually. Teachers told police that he was a vegan who'd sworn off soft drinks, yet he'd gone to Taco Bell for tacos in the hours before he stripped.

The arresting officer wrote in the incident report that Porter spoke of a "new level of enlightenment" and said "he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open."

"I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote. "He readily agreed that his decision to remove his clothing posed a problem and stated that he understood why I would likely have to place him under arrest."

Porter put his clothes back on at the officer's request, and the officer then double lock handcuffed him into the back of a police cruiser.

Porter told the cop that he understood his career with the Clayton school system was probably over.  He said he still wanted to teach, but "on a new level, with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm."

http://www.ajc.com/news/clayton/clayton-teacher-strips-at-927113.html
Title: Re: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 28, 2011, 09:38:32 AM
Some plants and herbs shouldn't be consumed by humans.
Title: Re: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 28, 2011, 10:20:54 AM
Thank goodness we have teacher's unions fighting to protect brave crusaders such as this.

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"I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote...

Dude put away your third eye! It's all hairy!
Title: Re: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: DefiantSix on April 28, 2011, 10:58:40 AM
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Porter told the cop that he understood his career with the Clayton school system was probably over.  He said he still wanted to teach, but "on a new level, with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm."

Kids, this is your brain on moonbattery.  Any questions?
Title: Re: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 28, 2011, 11:33:25 AM
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"I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote...

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

I'm pretty certain that the arresting officer's co-workers will be all over this, with the ribbing.

Title: Re: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 28, 2011, 11:46:49 AM
What the teacher really wanted to know, "Will this effect my getting an unemployment check?"
Title: Re: Clayton teacher strips at school, arrested
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 28, 2011, 11:47:13 AM
Kids, this is your brain on moonbattery.  Any questions?

Well said, D6!

^5!