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Title: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: compaqxp on April 27, 2011, 06:17:38 PM
Every other week it seems I find a post about some Dummie who gets pissed off and then claims they wantor will move to Canada.
They seem to forget they'll get pissed off here and then where will they go?

I'm only posting this because some of the future replies could be interesting..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=974024&mesg_id=974448
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Pryderi  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Wed Apr-27-11 10:22 PM
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CANADA, HERE I COME!
   
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Dems in Massachusetts vote to strip collective bargaining???

I'm married, but if anyone knows of a good Mormon sect in Canada that's willing to marry us...

I saw the thread title and knew what to expect...

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gateley  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Wed Apr-27-11 10:30 PM
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1. I'm the one at the side of the road with my thumb out. Stop for me, won't you?
   

This is why you should never stop for hitch hikers, it could be a Dummie.

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marmar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Wed Apr-27-11 10:31 PM
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2. And drop by and pick me up, I live right next to the US/Canada border.....    Updated at 11:05 PM
   

..... when I saw the Mass. story today, it became painfully apparent what a deep pile this country is in.


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EmmettKelly  (58 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Wed Apr-27-11 11:07 PM
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8. Why Canada? How come people always threaten to move to
   
Canada, they don't want us. Mexico either, they'd toss you in the pokey for up to 10 years for trying to take a job there.

Now if you're serious I'd suggest the workers paradise of Cuba, they might be more receptive to your plight.

This has to be a mole.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 27, 2011, 06:22:35 PM
Canada has standards on who they let in, the left couldn't meet those standards at all to get in.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Mike220 on April 27, 2011, 06:24:03 PM
This has to be a mole.

Yup. One not long for this world.

And why do these DUmmies think it's easy to immigrate to Canada? Newsflash DUmmies: it ain't. Hell, just the requirement to have a minimum of $11,115 in the bank is going to eliminate damn near every one of them.

Good luck getting the points.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: BEG on April 27, 2011, 06:26:21 PM
Admit it, it's your mole compaqxp.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: compaqxp on April 27, 2011, 06:27:55 PM
Admit it, it's your mole compaqxp.

Nope, I wouldn't have though of something like that.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Freeper on April 27, 2011, 06:37:01 PM
I'm thinking more of a suicide run than mole.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 27, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
Yup. One not long for this world.

And why do these DUmmies think it's easy to immigrate to Canada? Newsflash DUmmies: it ain't. Hell, just the requirement to have a minimum of $11,115 in the bank  is going to eliminate damn near every one of them.

Good luck getting the points.

We should start a tax exemp charity for the DUmmies....call it "Save the North American DUmmie Liberals". Every time we raise $11,115, we ship one to Canada.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: DefiantSix on April 27, 2011, 06:43:39 PM
We should start a tax exemp charity for the DUmmies....call it "Save the North American DUmmie Liberals". Every time we raise $11,115, we ship one to Canada.

Problem is, 30 seconds after they hit the bank for pot & Cheetos money, the Canadians will punt 'em back to us.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: jukin on April 27, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
Compaq, that's what's known as a "suicide run" in DUchebag terminology.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: true_blood on April 27, 2011, 08:13:57 PM
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marmar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)       Wed Apr-27-11 10:31 PM
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2. ..... when I saw the Mass. story today imposter in the white mosque, it became painfully apparent what a deep pile this Country is in.
FIXED! :wink:
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 27, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
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2. And drop by and pick me up, I live right next to the US/Canada border.....

Then walk over there.  If you live that close, but hate America, why are you still here?
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Mike220 on April 27, 2011, 09:13:57 PM
We should start a tax exemp charity for the DUmmies....call it "Save the North American DUmmie Liberals". Every time we raise $11,115, we ship one to Canada.

I'd chip in 10 bucks here and there. But personally I'm saving up for my own move, and I come before the DUmmies.  :-)

Is that selfish of me?
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Skul on April 28, 2011, 05:07:23 AM
Everyone needs a left-wing mole just to keep things interesting.
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 28, 2011, 07:49:17 AM
Canada has standards on who they let in, the left couldn't meet those standards at all to get in.

They're just racist against their southern neighbors.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: Karin on April 28, 2011, 08:48:32 AM
Moley's post is still there, after 12 hours or so. 

A dose of reality:
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TheCanadianLiberal (119 posts)      Wed Apr-27-11 06:57 PM
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7. There is no more room...
Canada is full. We don't have room for anyone new. And if you move here you're required by federal law to be able to build an igloo...and live in it.

The waiting list for a spot in Canada is 26 years.

They are apparently ignoring that "workers' paradise" smack. 
Title: Re: They still haven't moved to Canada?
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 28, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
WAIT A MINUTE...WAIT A MINUTE...ain't DUmmies the ones that think people can just cross borders and go and do as they please without proper paperwork and any constraints of being "legal"?

So what the hell is keeping them from "just going where they want and living as they please"?