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Title: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Hunters cull Easter bunnies
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/environment/news/article.cfm?c_id=39&objectid=10721390

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Row upon row of dead rabbits brought smiles to the faces of Central Otago farmers yesterday, with the news that the pest population had dropped by 22,904.

It should of been 22,904,000,000,000 soul damning rabbits killed.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: DefiantSix on April 25, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
Hunters cull Easter bunnies
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/environment/news/article.cfm?c_id=39&objectid=10721390

It should of been 22,904,000,000,000 soul damning rabbits killed.

Ptarmy, you didn't perchance do a stint in Army Intelligence in Vietnam, did you?
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: FreeBorn on April 26, 2011, 12:25:17 AM
Ptarmy, you didn't perchance do a stint in Army Intelligence in Vietnam, did you?
:lmao: Bunnies are crafty. They don't leave their dead behind on the battle field if they can help it. They drag them back into their tunnel complexes just like the V.C., confounding the dastardly ptarmigan brass. Of course they fake the body counts!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6418/pretentiouscatshitonee8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Eagle Kammback on April 26, 2011, 05:30:31 AM
:lmao: Bunnies are crafty. They don't leave their dead behind on the battle field if they can help it. They drag them back into their tunnel complexes just like the V.C., confounding the dastardly ptarmigan brass. Of course they fake the body counts!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6418/pretentiouscatshitonee8.jpg)

Apocalypse Meow hahahaha
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: redwhit on April 26, 2011, 04:30:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDe8fTgVUZw[/youtube]

HASENPFEFFER!
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2011, 05:15:06 PM
:lmao: Bunnies are crafty. They don't leave their dead behind on the battle field if they can help it. They drag them back into their tunnel complexes just like the V.C., confounding the dastardly ptarmigan brass. Of course they fake the body counts!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6418/pretentiouscatshitonee8.jpg)

Bunnies won't be crafty when God kills all of them.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Gina on April 26, 2011, 06:04:37 PM
Bunnies won't be crafty when God kills all of them.  :fuelfire:

no one knows what God looks like Ptarmy :whistling:

(http://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_god_bunny_clouds_sky_funny_pictures-s500x720-23192-580.jpg)
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2011, 06:25:04 PM
no one knows what God looks like Ptarmy :whistling:

(http://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_god_bunny_clouds_sky_funny_pictures-s500x720-23192-580.jpg)

God does not look like a bunny. Besides God hates bunnies. Bible verses that prove God hates bunnies and will kill them all.

You shall have no other gods before me.
Exodus 20:3

You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Exodus 20:4-6

You shall not murder.
Exodus 20:13

You shall not steal.
Exodus 20:15

The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a divided hoof; it is unclean for you.
Leviticus 11:6

Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.
Leviticus 18:23

Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.
Exodus 22:19

In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.
Jude 1:7

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Romans 1:26-27
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Gina on April 26, 2011, 06:36:21 PM
wow, you go all out with this  :lmao:
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2011, 07:30:08 PM
wow, you go all out with this  :lmao:

The Bible has things on how to deal with rabbits, which is they are sodomite damned beast that should be exterminated like the filthy wankerous vermins they are. Rabbits are Satan's spawns and are bent on dooming humanity. They use cuteness as a ruse to **** humans over.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Chris_ on April 26, 2011, 07:30:26 PM
Looks more like a Dancing Snoopy to me.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: FreeBorn on April 26, 2011, 09:53:35 PM
Actually that cloud lasted three weeks, was picked up by the jet stream and was seen by millions in more than 40 countries on three continents.

This from Austria-

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2376427286_84a0cbd5da.jpg)
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: FreeBorn on April 26, 2011, 10:17:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS-

Press conference, J. Edgar Hoover building;

BREAKING... check back for updates...

Ptarmigans surrender !!!

WAR IS OVER !!!

Today, via Twitter.

unconfirmed/newsfromthefront...

A front line bunny, looking for a convenient place to take a leak sought the confines of the shady side of a large boulder away from the trenches. Upon arriving there and commencing with his business he did happen upon the whole of the higher command of the ptarmigans, each engaged in taking a dump behind the same boulder.
Seizing the initiative, Sgt O'Wabbit of 7th Corps did capture the entire command contingent intact, without a fight.
For his bravery and deft actions, resulting in the end of the war, Sgt O'Wabbit is recommended for the Golden Carrot with an oak leaf cluster for gallantry.

THE WAR IS OVER !!!

RABBITS WIN !!!

Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Chris_ on April 26, 2011, 10:19:39 PM
:rofl:  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2011, 10:46:42 PM
Actually that cloud lasted three weeks, was picked up by the jet stream and was seen by millions in more than 40 countries on three continents.

This from Austria-

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2376427286_84a0cbd5da.jpg)


That cloud is a message that rabbits will kill humans.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2011, 10:47:12 PM
BREAKING NEWS-

Press conference, J. Edgar Hoover building;

BREAKING... check back for updates...

Ptarmigans surrender !!!

WAR IS OVER !!!

Today, via Twitter.

unconfirmed/newsfromthefront...

A front line bunny, looking for a convenient place to take a leak sought the confines of the shady side of a large boulder away from the trenches. Upon arriving there and commencing with his business he did happen upon the whole of the higher command of the ptarmigans, each engaged in taking a dump behind the same boulder.
Seizing the initiative, Sgt O'Wabbit of 7th Corps did capture the entire command contingent intact, without a fight.
For his bravery and deft actions, resulting in the end of the war, Sgt O'Wabbit is recommended for the Golden Carrot with an oak leaf cluster for gallantry.

THE WAR IS OVER !!!

RABBITS WIN !!!



It's a hoax. Rabbits are still fighting the war.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: FreeBorn on April 26, 2011, 11:12:05 PM
"Tis true !!! WAR IS OVER

Parades breaking out in cities worldwide.

HEADLINES_

Prague- "Filthy Ptarmigans Vanquished"

Sidney- "Ptarmigans Give Up"

Glasgow- "Last Renegades Rounded Up"

Tijuana- "Cartel Ptarmigans Elude Police, Slip North"

Milwaukee- "Ptarmigans Surrender Peacefully"

Des Moines- "Rabbit festivities commence"

Nuremburg- "Ptarmigans Will Be Tried For Injustices To Rabbitanity"

-REPARATIONS TO BE PAID-

-To be deliberated by world council...
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2011, 11:17:03 PM
"Tis false !!! WAR IS OVER

Headlines_

Chernobyl-Rabbits plan to use radioactive materials to irradiate humans.

Sydney-Rabbits continue fighting.

Yellowknife-Rabbits have taken over city and are massacring ptarmigans and humans.

Los Angeles-Rabbits over take studios.

Rabbits continue fighting the war with no end in sight.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: FreeBorn on April 26, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
"Tis false !!! WAR IS OVER

Headlines_

Chernobyl-Rabbits plan to use radioactive materials to irradiate humans.

Sydney-Rabbits continue fighting.

Yellowknife-Rabbits have taken over city and are massacring ptarmigans and humans.

Los Angeles-Rabbits over take studios.

Rabbits continue fighting the war with no end in sight.
Propaganda!!!

Baseless hollow lies!

There is no remnant Ptarmigan insurgency.

The Ptarmigan legions are vanquished !!!

The remaining few surviving Ptarmigans are being treated fairly and afforded jobs at Wal Mart (night crew only, where available), El Pollo Loco, Jack In The Box and KFC.

None had qualifying transcripts to attain slots in the upcoming semesters of any community colleges. Sad.
Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: FreeBorn on April 26, 2011, 11:50:52 PM
Last of the belligerent Ptarmigan guerilla fighters rounded up and exterminated (fanatics, none would surrender).

WARNING- GRAPHIC COMBAT FOOTAGE

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPT22KuwP1o[/youtube]















Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 27, 2011, 07:11:42 AM
Last of the belligerent Ptarmigan guerilla fighters rounded up and exterminated (fanatics, none would surrender).

WARNING- GRAPHIC COMBAT FOOTAGE

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPT22KuwP1o[/youtube]


Check out the upper left corner of the vid at the 0:48 mark.  A puff of feathers from a ptarmigan that was shot, perhaps--behind the shooter shown? :o :o :o













Title: Re: Hunters cull Easter bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 27, 2011, 04:35:29 PM
Propaganda!!!

Baseless hollow lies!

There is no remnant Ptarmigan insurgency.

The Ptarmigan legions are vanquished !!!

The remaining few surviving Ptarmigans are being treated fairly and afforded jobs at Wal Mart (night crew only, where available), El Pollo Loco, Jack In The Box and KFC.

None had qualifying transcripts to attain slots in the upcoming semesters of any community colleges. Sad.

You have been fed lies by the bunnies. Ptarmigans will prevail and all bunnies will be defeated and face God's angry wrath.