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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Traveshamockery on April 25, 2011, 01:01:19 PM
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I have a liberal friend whom I have known for many years and she's an Obama worshiper and to me, she seems to be a little naive. I met her when we were both working for the county government. She still works there and so does her husband. We had a discussion once about HCR and she said that their health insurance is free. She had no concept of the fact that it is the taxpayers who pay for their health care.
I don't want to call her a DUmmie and I definitely cannot figure out her thinking. Maybe someone here can decipher what she is trying to get across.
So anyway, I posted this statement as my status last night:
In overseas trading tonight, gold is up to $1516 per ounce (up from 1505 on Friday) and silver is nearly at $48 per ounce!
Liberal friend: And cocaine is up three times what gold is.
Me: I don't really follow the price of cocaine. :)
Liberal friend: I guess it's more lucrative
Me: .............and illegal! With the economy in the toilet, gold and silver are fine investments right now.
COCAINE??????
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WTF?
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From what I can gather she's telling you that her savings in "free healthcare" is being burned up by her cocaine budget. :whistling:
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From what I can gather she's telling you that her savings in "free healthcare" is being burned up by her cocaine budget. :whistling:
I wouldn't doubt that.
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I definitely cannot figure out her thinking.
She is most definitely a DUmmy.
She's morally, ethic'lly
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably a DUmmy
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely a DUmmy, she's really most sincerely a DUmmy.
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Obama voter, cokehead, it all seems to fit together pretty seamlessly to me...
:popcorn:
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In overseas trading tonight, gold is up to $1516 per ounce (up from 1505 on Friday) and silver is nearly at $48 per ounce!
Liberal friend: And cocaine is up three times what gold is.
Me: I don't really follow the price of cocaine. :)
Liberal friend: I guess it's more lucrative
Me: .............and illegal! With the economy in the toilet, gold and silver are fine investments right now.
COCAINE??????
Translation from Illiterate DUmmese to Modern English.
Liberal friend: I don't understand economics. But I will pretend I understand, by mentioning something I'm intimately familiar with, recreational drugs. Now I am as intelligent as you. Please stand in awe of my reasoning. [/end translation]
DUmmies understand drugs. Its a part of all their lives. The fact that she didn't understand your point means nothing. The fact that couldn't possibly understand her, means she is far more intelligent than you and that she won the argument you were never aware you had.
--after reading this her husband said, "Good girl," and gave her a lump of sugar.
What have we learned today, kids? When they are this stupid, you cannot reason with them. Its best just to mock them, and quote them so the rest of us can laugh as well.
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I have a liberal friend whom I have known for many years and she's an Obama worshiper and to me, she seems to be a little naive. I met her when we were both working for the county government. She still works there and so does her husband. We had a discussion once about HCR and she said that their health insurance is free. She had no concept of the fact that it is the taxpayers who pay for their health care.
I don't want to call her a DUmmie and I definitely cannot figure out her thinking. Maybe someone here can decipher what she is trying to get across.
So anyway, I posted this statement as my status last night:
In overseas trading tonight, gold is up to $1516 per ounce (up from 1505 on Friday) and silver is nearly at $48 per ounce!
Liberal friend: And cocaine is up three times what gold is.
Me: I don't really follow the price of cocaine. :)
Liberal friend: I guess it's more lucrative
Me: .............and illegal! With the economy in the toilet, gold and silver are fine investments right now.
COCAINE??????
Your friend is trying to be funny and witty. As in turd-in-the-punchbowl funny and witty.
Sounds like a typical humorless liberal to me.
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Liberalism = The mental disorder.