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Title: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: ChuckJ on April 24, 2011, 01:56:05 PM
It just dawned on me that I haven't noticed the primitives complaining about people saying Happy Easter to them like they do with Merry Christmas. I suppose it is due to Christmas having the word "Christ" in the name.

Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2011, 04:30:02 PM
It just dawned on me that I haven't noticed the primitives complaining about people saying Happy Easter to them like they do with Merry Christmas. I suppose it is due to Christmas having the word "Christ" in the name.
DUmmies have no idea that Easter is associated with Christianity.
When they hear "Happy Easter", they think of "nor'easter", or "down easter".
Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: MrsSmith on April 24, 2011, 04:59:46 PM
DUmmies have no idea that Easter is associated with Christianity.
When they hear "Happy Easter", they think of "nor'easter", or "down easter".
Easter bunny, Easter baskets, Easter dinner, Easter candy...nothing religious about the day.   :whatever: :whatever:
Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: Freeper on April 24, 2011, 06:20:28 PM
They have no understanding of Jesus in the least.

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1. If it were up to Jesus, we'd have no military whatsoever, high taxes on rich,
   
none for the poor. A strong social safety net. The only issue Jesus would be conservative on is abortion. I have seen no evidence of Jesus proclaiming that homosexuality is wrong and unnatural. Nothing is unnatural. Everything that exists is natural because it's in nature.

Sadly, people tend to focus only on the abortion part and not Jesus' real message of "help the poor, love your neighbor, etc." Heck, even during his time he got killed for preaching that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x953364

Do they not realize that Jesus preached about each individual helping people by choice?
He never said anything about taking everyone's money, putting it in a hat and dividing it up.

As for the no military, who would know humanity better than Jesus? He would realize that protection is required from evil people.

They are so stupid at DU.
Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: Tucker on April 24, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
I opened this thinking that there was a link to a DU thread rejoicing Easter; Why am I surprised that there isn't a link. Probably have better luck finding a thrash thread.
Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: compaqxp on April 24, 2011, 07:22:57 PM
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steelmania75 (693 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Apr-24-11 06:00 PM
Response to Original message
1. If it were up to Jesus, we'd have no military whatsoever, high taxes on rich,
   
none for the poor. A strong social safety net. The only issue Jesus would be conservative on is abortion. I have seen no evidence of Jesus proclaiming that homosexuality is wrong and unnatural. Nothing is unnatural. Everything that exists is natural because it's in nature.

Sadly, people tend to focus only on the abortion part and not Jesus' real message of "help the poor, love your neighbor, etc." Heck, even during his time he got killed for preaching that.

I hope this person does not claim to be a Christian and I sure a hell hope they don't claim to be an atheist because they're the ones that make us look bad.
Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2011, 08:01:32 PM
I hope this person does not claim to be a Christian and I sure a hell hope they don't claim to be an atheist because they're the ones that make us look bad.

I'd not wager on the second if I were you, compaq . . .  :o
Title: Re: Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ to the DU members
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 24, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Making atheists look bad?
Do they ever look any other way?