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Title: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: Freeper on April 22, 2011, 06:52:43 PM
Someone who is at least as crazy if not more than whatever sex subway kitty is this week.

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KittyWampus  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-22-11 07:09 PM
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'Vampire' woman gets ‘horns’ implanted
   
Maria Hose Cristerna, a mum of four from Mexico, showed off her unusual looks at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey in California recently. She had her body transformed as a reaction to enduring years of abuse at home.

The striking look is completed by specially shaped vampire 'fang' teeth, fake eye colours and massive earrings – but she's not finished yet! The 35-year-old claims that she wants even more horns implanted.

'Tattoos were a form of liberation for me – my way of being immortal - and the horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic,' she told The Sun.

'I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be.'


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/860041-vampire-woman-gets-...

Click on the link at your own risk.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x943302
Click on the link at your own risk.

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rfranklin  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Apr-22-11 07:10 PM
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1. There is a time and a place for this type of thing...
   
It's called an insane asylum and the time is right now.

I'm guessing you haven't met the subway kitty yet.

I'm waiting for subway kitty to show up and get this thread locked.

Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
I'm waiting for subway kitty to show up and get this thread locked.

We might have a while to wait, sir.

The subway cat's currently in that big building with small rooms with soft walls.

Short-term, I assume.  Unfortunately.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: Freeper on April 22, 2011, 06:56:38 PM
We might have a while to wait, sir.

The subway cat's currently in that big building with small rooms with soft walls.

Short-term, I assume.  Unfortunately.

Seriously, is she?
Did they throw her a big ball of yarn to entertain her?  :lmao:

I know that's mean to laugh at someone who seriously has mental problems.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 22, 2011, 06:58:55 PM
I'm sure she's holding down a well paying full time job.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 06:59:56 PM
Seriously, is she?

Yeah.

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Did they throw her a big ball of yarn to entertain her?  :lmao:

They promised her new and exciting pharmaceuticals, apparently.

The subway cat had mentioned this before the tailors showed up.

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I know that's mean to laugh at someone who seriously has mental problems.

The subway cat's the exception, though.

Unlike others with severe mental problems, the subway cat politicized her plight.

So she's fair game.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 22, 2011, 08:10:20 PM
I looked at this woman's picture and she's destroyed her looks permanently...

She's going to regret what she did when her grandchildren scream in terror at her approach...

And I'm assuming she's independently wealthy and will never need to interview for a job...
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: LC EFA on April 22, 2011, 08:19:37 PM
I looked at this woman's picture and she's destroyed her looks permanently...

She's going to regret what she did when her grandchildren scream in terror at her approach...

And I'm assuming she's independently wealthy and will never need to interview for a job...


Yeah right.

Chances are far better she's a dole sucker.

People that disfigure their body to this extent should be permanently disqualified from any form of government assistance.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
We might have a while to wait, sir.

The subway cat's currently in that big building with small rooms with soft walls.

Short-term, I assume.  Unfortunately.

How do you find that out, Frank? Did she post something at the dump? I must have missed it if she did. I been real busy the last 5 months.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 22, 2011, 08:26:42 PM
Yeah right.

Chances are far better she's a dole sucker.

People that disfigure their body to this extent should be permanently disqualified from any form of government assistance.


Oh she is a welfare parasite all right. I go back and forth between whether she should be put in a mental health institution until she is better or whether she should be cut off from the dole until she either makes it on her own or becomes a small article in the newspaper detailing another homeless dumbass that died on the street.

Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: Vagabond on April 22, 2011, 08:39:49 PM
Freeper, BS just cuz you knew I'd look...  :lmao:

Seriously.  Her and Subway Kitty should be in their own therapy group.  The result would keep a panel of psychiatrists busy for a generation.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 22, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
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the subway cat politicized her plight.
Great Andyscam quote, coach!

Edited to add, re her current soft-walled residence:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=276x11221
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: Boudicca on April 22, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
There's no way this creature should be allowed within ten meters of children, including her own.  I'm afraid I don't understand how childhood abuse, which many people have survived including her (physically at least) translates into making yourself look like a cross between the devil and an escapee from a circus freak show.  :clueless:

I didn't read the entire article, so maybe someone with a modicum of sanity has in fact already barred her from terrorizing children.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: Ballygrl on April 22, 2011, 11:08:02 PM
OMG! that's all I can say right now after looking at the pic.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: diesel driver on April 23, 2011, 05:03:22 AM
All she would need is to be mid gender modification, she and the UGP could be twins separated at birth.

Twin sisters from different misters.   :-)

Both of them are candidates to headline a circus sideshow, IMHO.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: MrsSmith on April 23, 2011, 06:09:49 AM
There's no way this creature should be allowed within ten meters of children, including her own.  I'm afraid I don't understand how childhood abuse, which many people have survived including her (physically at least) translates into making yourself look like a cross between the devil and an escapee from a circus freak show.  :clueless:

I didn't read the entire article, so maybe someone with a modicum of sanity has in fact already barred her from terrorizing children.
It was something about transforming herself into a warrior after escaping her husband's abuse.  I doubt she'll have to worry about any other men in her life...
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 23, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
It was something about transforming herself into a warrior after escaping her husband's abuse.  I doubt she'll have to worry about any other men in her life...

I'd hazard a guess and say women, too.
Title: Re: Subway kitty has competition
Post by: dutch508 on April 23, 2011, 09:20:49 AM
I am going to sound not much likeme.

If she suffered long term abuse as a child then her reations are (although not typical with the extreme she has gone to) are almost textbook. Have a gander at Borderline Personality Disorder before you laugh at her. I've done so much reading on the subject in the last few months I no longer look with scorne on behavior like this, but with sadness that the person was so damaged as a kid they can no longer be recognized.

It is a defense device to split the person she was, and who she hates, blaming herself for the abuse, with this new persona. She may well not even see herself as beautiful in this new persona, but one who is unable to be lovedand so went to the extreme to make sure she will not be, and not be excepted in society, because This Is How She Sees Her SELF.

It just makes me sad. I used to think Underground Panther was so ****ed up she should be put down. Now I am sad because at some point she was a healthy person and now there is so little hope fore her to ever be happy with herself, she might as well be put down. It saddens me because I know that someone else had so much to do to damage that little girl, to the point she does what she does.

I have to hope that people can get better, with help.

and bitchslaps for all you ****ers who make me feel like a sensitiveinflective wanker...

 :bird:

Now I am going to get on my bike, go drink some Buds, and beat up on small helpless kittens.