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Title: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 07:11:28 PM
I got an e-mail--at my regular e-mail address, my real one, not the clarebootheluce gmail--from one of my sources on Skins's island who says "it's common talk" on Skins's island that some primitives sometimes are "scared" to post in a forum, or comment at a campfire, because of the prospective reaction of decent and civilized people.

No way.

Of course, if it were true, that might explain the non-rush-hour non-traffic in the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island, or in the mental health forum, or in the weight-loss forum.

All one need do is look at the deaf-and-hard-of-hearing forum, which one time long ago used to inspire some traffic--not much, but some--but which ever since it was first featured at our old home, traffic dwindled down to about two posts every three months.

But one finds it difficult to believe the primitives are "scared" of decent and civilized people.

I can't believe it, but my source on Skins's island, a Democrat but sympathetic to franksolich, says it's so.

No way.  franksolich is open-mouthed in astonishment.  It can't be true.

After all, the purpose of the DUmpster, a purpose to which it has firmly adhered since its founding, is to illuminate, not chase away.

There is no reason for a primitive to fear decent and civilized people.

In fact, the primitives, because of the habitual violence of the left, present more of a threat to decent and civilized people, than we do to them.

This is why, after franksolich exposed the sparkling husband primitive as a caporegime in the d'Alessandro crime family of Baltimore, those concerned for his safety up here on the roof of Nebraska, on the eastern slope of the Sandhills, began keeping their eyes open for Italian-looking strangers coming through this area.

The sparkling husband primitive is never going to get out to Nebraska, but because of his "connections" involved with his "career," his "business associates" such as Bernardo "the Egg" or Giuseppe "the Gut-Buster" or Luigi "the Leg-Breaker" or "Pretty Boy" Vincenzo or "Thumbs" Mario or Matteo "the Dentist" or "Fats" Salvatore, might show up here to deal with franksolich.

If an Italian-looking stranger shows up here, and there's baseball bats in the trunk of his automobile, he'll probably have some explaining to do.  Better that he have the trunk loaded with bales of marijuana, than that.

I can't believe it.  What would the primitives have to fear, from decent and civilized people?
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: LC EFA on April 21, 2011, 07:18:43 PM
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There is no reason for a primitive to fear decent and civilized people.
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I can't believe it.  What would the primitives have to fear, from decent and civilized people?

This is sarcasm, right ?

I can't think of any demographic with more to fear from "decent and civilised people" than the inmates of skins asylum.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 07:19:46 PM
This is sarcasm, right ?

I can't think of any demographic with more to fear from "decent and civilised people" than the inmates of skins asylum.


I'm thinking of scaring in the physical sense, though; that the primitives are afraid decent and civilized people will actually approach them, and beat them up.

Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Chris_ on April 21, 2011, 07:20:10 PM
This is sarcasm, right ?

I can't think of any demographic with more to fear from "decent and civilised people" than the inmates of skins asylum.
I was going to keep quiet, but this is probably the best answer you'll get.

Ditto, and all that.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 07:26:18 PM
I was going to keep quiet, but this is probably the best answer you'll get.

Ditto, and all that.

I had asked the source last week to see if he could find out why a prominent primitive's been absent from the cooking and baking forum, as it's a great loss when she's not there.

I was appalled.  There's no way franksolich is going to go down to northeastern Oklahoma, where there's a man-eater and his submissive wife on the loose.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Chris_ on April 21, 2011, 07:28:56 PM
If I come across any actual members of DU in Tennessee, I promise I won't hurt them. :whatever:

They're not worth the bail money.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 07:34:38 PM
If I come across any actual members of DU in Tennessee, I promise I won't hurt them. :whatever:

They're not worth the bail money.

It's the paranoia of the primitives, again.

To the primitives, innocently reading and commenting upon them is "stalking."

franksolich at the moment is reading and commenting upon My China Years (Helen Foster Snow, 1984, William Morrow and Co.), so one supposes that means franksolich is stalking Helen Snow.

Damn, the primitives are paranoid.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Chris_ on April 21, 2011, 07:35:45 PM
That's what happens when you spend your later formative years smoking weed and then spending your entire adult life wishing you could go back again. :stoner:
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: formerlurker on April 21, 2011, 07:41:07 PM
Delicious.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 07:49:05 PM
Delicious.

I can't believe it, madam.

franksolich is a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.

franksolich would give the shirt off his back, and has.

Even though franksolich is 6'3" tall and in good physical shape, franksolich cannot possibly intimate anyone in real life, given that he's deaf.  For the deaf, what is on either side of them, and behind them, does not "exist;" the only things that exist are those things right in front of them.

Which makes franksolich a sitting duck for being gotten from behind, or on either side.

Who's the vulnerable one here, a man-eater or franksolich?

This is preposterous.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 21, 2011, 07:58:58 PM
I'm thinking of scaring in the physical sense, though; that the primitives are afraid decent and civilized people will actually approach them, and beat them up.

That's ridiculous, we want to argue with them not beat them up.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: formerlurker on April 21, 2011, 08:00:24 PM
They post and don't want to be called out on their posts.   They are cowards.  

Pam and others like her practically gave out their SSNs, they provided so much information about their lives.    They post outlandish lies, and then act horrified when the lies catch up with them.

It's the internet.  Anyone can read their posts.  They can't handle that, then they shouldn't be posting.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: formerlurker on April 21, 2011, 08:01:13 PM
That's ridiculous, we want to argue with them not beat them up.

Agreed.   
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 08:05:24 PM
That's ridiculous, we want to argue with them not beat them up.

The paranoia of the primitives.

I think I'll copyright that phrase.

After contemplating the matter at some length, it occurs to me that the man-eater down there in northeastern Oklahoma, or at least his wife, really believes that franksolich has a camera aimed on their home, and that his stories of the Packer clan are so close to the truth that that has to be it; franksolich has a camera on them.

It's obviously never occurred to either of them that some of us are capable of taking a patch of information here, a scrap of data there, an offhand comment from a third place, a bit of fact from a fourth place (all kindly provided by the man-eater's wife herself, in her comments in the cooking and baking forum)--taking 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 and coming up with 4.

edited to correct--damn-- two grammatical errors, which betrays franksolich's utter suspension of belief; sorry for the inconvenience, and carry on.....
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: true_blood on April 21, 2011, 08:11:35 PM
Maybe they're scared of us because we know the truth and can smell a lie when we hear/read one.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 21, 2011, 08:14:08 PM
I'm sure it's a factor. Some of them are just intimidated by having their weirdness and depravity exposed to the sunlight of civilized examination. The Las Vegas Leviathan has simply disappeared due to stage fright at being the star of a freak show. Pam Dawson has pretty much left the building because her fellow DUmbasses started attacking her out of jealousy over her Top DUmmy award. The pathetic drunkard Pitt, and the know-it-all nutcase nadin have virtually disappeared mainly due to the derision they've absorbed from other DUmbasses, motivated at least in part by the DUmp's embarrassment at the mocking laughter of decent and civilized people. Lots of different reasons, but a common thread is their association with normal, civilized people. That said, I still expect the nutcase nadin to re-emerge. I think she will suffer any insult, overlook any mistreatment, absorb any indignity in order to get attention. She will just keep expanding her already comprehensive "ignore" list until it covers the entire DUmp, minus her sycophants and sock puppets.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 08:23:20 PM
Maybe they're scared of us because we know the truth and can smell a lie when we hear/read one.

Well, sir, given that the DUmpster is heavily-reliant upon material provided by the primitives--and right now, material from the cooking and baking primitives is rather stingy--one is compelled to reassure the primitives that there is no reason, no reason at all, to fear any sort of real-life intrusion into their primitivities by decent and civilized people, any more than you or I can intrude on whatever's being shown on the screen of a television.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 21, 2011, 08:44:26 PM
Why do roaches and ner-do-wells fear the light?  It reveals their deeds/innermost desires.

For example we have two recent DU threads where they defend pedophilia and kiddie porn.
They frequently support violence, and murder.
They have threatened President Bush and have been visited by the Secret Service.

They fear scrutiny because deep down they know their lives are built on lies.
Its for the same reason they fear and hate Christians and Jews (they know what they do is wrong).
They fear and hate the rule of law, the Constitution, and all authority..because their lives are one long violation of law.
They fear and hate their own families (full of fundies and conservatives) because their lies aren't tolerated, and they are forced to face TRUTH.

It must be a miserable existence to live with so much fear and hate.
When a life is lived in a lie, delusion is preferable to truth...any light, no mater how small must be shunned.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 09:00:47 PM
Some of them are just intimidated by having their weirdness and depravity exposed to the sunlight of civilized examination.

You know, sir, that got me to thinking; I'm still all shook up and discombobulated at the allegation that franksolich could possibly in any way be a physical "threat" to a primitive in real life, and so my thinking's still all trembly and uncertain.

Anyway.

It may be the case that the primitives, as you say, are at least subconsciously aware that they're primitives, unaesthetic brutes in their oddities and idiosyncrasies, and fear being exposed for that.

But the primitives want, and want very badly, to believe as if they're robustly normal.

But there's this fear. 

Fear of one thing can actually be misdirected towards fear of another thing.

And so the primitives replace "fear of appearing silly" with "fear of being in physical danger."

It's all bullshit, of course.

As I said earlier, the DUmpster is dependent upon material that the primitives give us, and it's vexing when a primitive gives us less than what the primitive can give us.

As for the misdirected fear, at the moment franksolich is interested in meeting only two primitives in real life (but in a comfortable, at-ease, mellow, warmly formal, setting); as for all the other primitives, including the man-eater's wife, franksolich wouldn't give them the time of the day, in real life.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 09:10:21 PM
They fear scrutiny because deep down they know their lives are built on lies.

That's it, sir, that's what the primitives subconsciously fear; that's their real fear.

But they very badly don't want to believe that's a legitimate fear, and so the primitives take that and direct it at their fear of being physically troubled in real life by those watching them only as if characters in a half-hour situation comedy on television.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: USA4ME on April 21, 2011, 09:12:19 PM
Why do roaches and ner-do-wells fear the light?  It reveals their deeds/innermost desires.

Game. Set. Match.

They're so scared they want radio personalities and TV broadcasts with which they disagree to be eliminated.  They're scared when average citizens who have never protested before in their lives suddenly start voicing themselves, and it's things opposed to what they want.  They're scared for all the reasons any totalitarian ideology in the history of the world has ever been scared.  They say things on-line they wouldn't dare say to anyone's face.

Yes, they're scared.  Why?  Because they're weak both intellectually and physically, and we know it, and they know we know it.  People who approach political issues, or life for that matter, from a standpoint of confidence in knowing they represent the truth don't behave the way the primitives do.  To me, that says everything.

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Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 21, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
frank, were they upset with your Easter story?
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 10:11:02 PM
frank, were they upset with your Easter story?

I dunno, but I suspect so, although I always considered the sparkling husband primitive the only worthy literary critic of mine on Skins's island.

The gist of it is pretty simple; the man-eater's wife thinks franksolich has actually been around her neck of the woods, in real life, and is watching her, because his sagas of the Packer clan are so true-to-life he must be there, in person, to see it.

Which is utter nonsense.

franksolich wouldn't touch northeastern Oklahoma with a ten-foot primitive; it's too hot down south for him; remember, franksolich is temperature-sensitive, and starts sweating like a pig when it's 60 degrees or hotter.

And also, there's the matter of the man-eater being loose down there.

There's also franksolich's peculiar vulnerability; Wild Bill could come up behind him, and I'd be dead meat without ever knowing what happened.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 21, 2011, 10:24:53 PM
Paranoia runs deep in them. That's why they are scared.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2011, 10:32:28 PM
Paranoia runs deep in them. That's why they are scared.

Well, there's no reason for any primitive to be scared of decent and civilized people; we're not running around in real life hunting them down so as to wreak some physical damage; we're simply watching them as if they're on the screen of a television set, nothing more.

The primitives should get back to hanging around campfires in their favorite forums with absolutely no fear or inhibition or restraint.  Nobody's coming to get them; we're just sitting back, watching them for amusement and illumination and, of course, anthropological purposes.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 21, 2011, 10:41:20 PM
After seeing what happened on Twitter yesterday with Wonkette and the slur against Trig Palin, I would say Hell Yeah, they are afraid. And not just of us.

How weird must it be for the prims to think they are perfectly normal folk, then they post what is in their little heads and perfectly normal folk see it and are repulsed and horrified. I think deep down inside, the prims are really afraid of their own nature. They are like the androids in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? in that they have a reasonable facsimile of human intelligence but the thing that makes humans human is missing from them. An emotional intelligence that all living things share is lacking in the DUmmie.

And now that I have posted that, I am sure in a two to eight weeks, a prim will be projecting that back at us. But it is true. They are ersatz human and it is only through our efforts that we both keep from becoming the same and keep the dehumanization of humanity at bay.

It is important to note that lead android in the novel, Roy Batty, is loosely based on DUmmie folk hero Dr. Timothy Leary.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: LC EFA on April 21, 2011, 10:41:44 PM
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Nobody's coming to get them; we're just sitting back, watching them for amusement and illumination and, of course, anthropological purposes.

Well I don't know about that.

I watch them more like one would watch a snarling rabid dog in the neighbours yard. Its antics might be amusing but should it get out of the yard steps will have to be taken.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 21, 2011, 11:25:25 PM
Well, there's no reason for any primitive to be scared of decent and civilized people; we're not running around in real life hunting them down so as to wreak some physical damage; we're simply watching them as if they're on the screen of a television set, nothing more.

The primitives should get back to hanging around campfires in their favorite forums with absolutely no fear or inhibition or restraint.  Nobody's coming to get them; we're just sitting back, watching them for amusement and illumination and, of course, anthropological purposes.

They delude themselves into thinking they are being persecuted.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 05:06:39 AM
I think deep down inside, the prims are really afraid of their own nature.

You know, sir, I thought of something.

If one clicks on "xx guests, xx users" underneath the USERS ONLINE at the bottom of the forum page, one sees a list of members and guests, and what they're reading at the moment.

A moderator and an administrator of course see a little bit more than that, but regular members can see at least the list of members and guests, and what they're reading at the moment.  Perhaps guests too; I dunno.

As I'm sure our esteemed colleague chris_, who does the mechanics of keeping this site running (and so don't anybody forget to thank him; his workload daily increases what with the stupendous growth of conservativecave, and even when this site was smaller, it was a full-time job), will verify, at any given moment, 24/7/365, there are unknown "guests" reading one short story or another, written by franksolich.

24/7/365, someone, usually more than one, is reading franksolich.

Now, I've said and done some pretty stupid things, some really stupid things, and I've either written or written about, them.  I've written things, and written about things I've done, that make me appear as if with a negative IQ, a retard, a bozo.  I've written things, and written about things I've done, of which I'm not especially proud, and wish I hadn't written or done.

But it doesn't bother me that total strangers, including some with actual malicious motives, can see my warts.

God forgives franksolich for being imperfect, and so the least I can do is forgive myself for imperfection, accepting, adapting, and moving on.....with carefree confidence.

It's too bad the primitives have no one to forgive them their imperfections, but it's their own damned fault.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: whiffleball on April 22, 2011, 07:16:33 AM
The source didn't elaborate any more than saying they were scared to post because of CCers?  How childish.  What on earth doesn't scare them?  I'd hate to go through life starting at shadows the way they do.

I wonder, however, if their fear is that something said here could mark them as a troll over there, their cover broken.  They do have liberal/progressive/socialist/Marxist sites they count as enemies.  It's not just conservative sites they fear.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 07:40:05 AM
The source didn't elaborate any more than saying they were scared to post because of CCers?  How childish.  What on earth doesn't scare them?  I'd hate to go through life starting at shadows the way they do.

Here's the rehash.

Last week, I became concerned because the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island hadn't been providing the rich material it used to; in fact, one can even see cobwebs growing in this, once one of the most-active forums on Skins's island.

It looked to me as if the cooking and baking forum was (is) languishing due to the absence of one of the Primitives of Prominence, who in the past had kept the place humming better than twenty cooks crowded in a railway dining-car kitchen.

I asked my source to find out what happened, and was badly hoping her absence wasn't because of a family tragedy or some heartbreak.  I'm a nice guy after all, and wish nothing but the best for others.

He checked into it, and found out that she found the merry little tale, "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter," so true-to-life, so accurate in nearly all details, that she became convinced franksolich is down there in northeastern Oklahoma, watching her and Wild Bill like a hawk.

It couldn't be otherwise, as this little tale, and all the other "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Christmas" stories (there was more than one), were just so close to depicting people and events as they actually are, that surely franksolich was seeing all with his own eyes.

Which of course is utter nonsense; franksolich has never in his life been in Oklahoma, nor has any reason to compel him to go there.  Oklahomans are nice people, the salt of the earth, and all that, but it being a southern state, it's too hot.  franksolich prefers going places with more moderate temperatures.

That franksolich is woefully ignorant of what Oklahoma is like (other than the decent and civilized people therein) is that the largest error in "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter" was a description of the skyline of Tulsa.  I had imagined downtown Tulsa as dominated by a massive medieval-like cathedral, much like York Minster in England, but as I later learned, I had imagined wrongly.

If the story--which apparently it is--is so accurate, it's a testimony to my skills at taking scraps of information (in this case, provided by Mrs. Alfred Packer herself) and making them into a whole.

Mrs. Alfred Packer has nothing to fear from franksolich--in fact, given the violence of the left, franksolich has more to fear from her, than she from he--and so I wish she'd drop her silly paranoia and get the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island boiling again.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: whiffleball on April 22, 2011, 07:56:12 AM

He checked into it, and found out that she found the merry little tale, "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter," so true-to-life, so accurate in nearly all details, that she became convinced franksolich is down there in northeastern Oklahoma, watching her and Wild Bill like a hawk.


Oh for goodness sake!  It was a merry tale after all and you should take it as high praise for accuracy that it hit home so well.

Mrs. Packer has nothing to fear from you.  She should be flattered.  You're making her into an Internet myth, a Google sensation.  All at no cost to her.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 08:07:18 AM
You're making her into a Google sensation.

Oh my.

I had no idea.

Really, I didn't.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/untitled-1.jpg)
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: Airwolf on April 22, 2011, 10:17:03 AM
Well as someone once told me,you do not have to touch someone to hurt them. There are many ways to make someone fear you and it looks like the DUmp is showing signs of that. They should fear what good people say about them because they are some of the most wretched people to walk this planet. Supporting Pedophilia,Murderers Liars and more. They think any means justifies their cause and as has been already they openly called for the death of Bush or his arrest on nothing more then lies and their hatred for what he stood for.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 10:27:29 AM
Well as someone once told me,you do not have to touch someone to hurt them. There are many ways to make someone fear you and it looks like the DUmp is showing signs of that. They should fear what good people say about them because they are some of the most wretched people to walk this planet. Supporting Pedophilia,Murderers Liars and more. They think any means justifies their cause and as has been already they openly called for the death of Bush or his arrest on nothing more then lies and their hatred for what he stood for.

I'm going to let this thread wither away for now, because suddenly there's something pecuniary in it.

While in the bathtub this morning, it suddenly occurred to me, "Wow--franksolich is pretty good at publicity."

I've always wanted to be, but wasn't.

Since Mrs. Alfred Packer's now a star on google, time to get hustling, time to cash in.

I'm thinking of a traveling road-show, with the vaudevillian title "franksolich presents Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill and company, the Packer Clan."

It could resurrect vaudeville.

Getting it all in order is a problem, though, given difficulties with communications.  Mrs. Alfred Packer doesn't know franksolich's real-life name, nor can she place him closer than circa 100 miles as to where he lives, and franksolich doesn't know Mrs. Alfred Packer's real-life name, nor can he place her closer than circa 100 miles as to where she lives.

However.

The sparkling husband primitive, a good and close friend of Mrs. Alfred Packer, knows how to get a hold of franksolich, and could be the intermediary.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: dutch508 on April 22, 2011, 10:37:25 AM
I'm going to let this thread wither away for now, because suddenly there's something pecuniary in it.

While in the bathtub this morning, it suddenly occurred to me, "Wow--franksolich is pretty good at publicity."

I've always wanted to be, but wasn't.

Since Mrs. Alfred Packer's now a star on google, time to get hustling, time to cash in.

I'm thinking of a traveling road-show, with the vaudevillian title "franksolich presents Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill and company, the Packer Clan."

It could resurrect vaudeville.

Getting it all in order is a problem, though, given difficulties with communications.  Mrs. Alfred Packer doesn't know franksolich's real-life name, nor can she place him closer than circa 100 miles as to where he lives, and franksolich doesn't know Mrs. Alfred Packer's real-life name, nor can he place her closer than circa 100 miles as to where she lives.

However.

The sparkling husband primitive, a good and close friend of Mrs. Alfred Packer, knows how to get a hold of franksolich, and could be the intermediary.

You could do the whole thing with hand puppets...like a Punch and Judy show.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: whiffleball on April 22, 2011, 11:19:38 AM
The below comes up on the first page of a Yippy.com search.  Bing and the BBS Board Reader are drenched with Mrs. Alfred Packer tales courtesy of franksolich.   What'd I tell you?  An Internet star.


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Mrs . Alfred Packer does Easter - 44 new posts. Started 4 days, 6 hours ago by franksolich ... on Skins's island, a good friend of Mrs . Alfred Packer , the hippywife primitive down there in northeastern ...
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Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 11:30:25 AM
The below comes up on the first page of a Yippy.com search.  Bing and the BBS Board Reader are drenched with Mrs. Alfred Packer tales courtesy of franksolich.   What'd I tell you?  An Internet star.

I am truly humbled.

And awed.

franksolich made Mrs. Alfred Packer a star.

To think that a couple of hours or so ago, I had no idea, no idea at all.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 22, 2011, 11:55:40 AM
Well, there's no reason for any primitive to be scared of decent and civilized people; we're not running around in real life hunting them down so as to wreak some physical damage; we're simply watching them as if they're on the screen of a television set, nothing more.
Well, I, for one, don't blame Mrs. Packer for her fear. We know that coach may be the nicest person one could ever hope to meet, a friendly, mellow type, who sees only the best in others, and he's no expert on the grim, barren wastes of northeast Oklahoma. On the other hand, his stories demonstrate a certain expertise in creating enormous indoor explosions. He's closely associated with an East Coast Mafia musclehead, and often speaks in a Sicilian dialect. So Mrs. Packer may be well advised to keep one eye peeled at all times for a tall, smiling dude with a Woodstock hairdo.

On the other hand, as DUmmy hippywife, she's really, really stupid, being among that select group of DUmbasses who misspelled their own user names during registration. So maybe her fear just stems from DUmmitude.
Title: Re: do we scare the primitives?
Post by: true_blood on April 23, 2011, 03:41:48 PM
Paranoia runs deep in them. That's why they are scared.
Yeah, maybe they need to up their "head meds".  :lmao: