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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on April 19, 2011, 07:36:05 PM
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Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2011/04/burlington_mall.html?comments=all#readerComm
How can it look like a gun? Not surprised this happened in Massachusetts. :mental: :???:
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Maybe The Penguin was carrying it?
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:stupidpeople:
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Maybe The Penguin was carrying it?
"Aw, shit! I picked the cute one!"
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Have the idiots that reported that even seen a real gun?
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Just the other day it was raining.
So I grabbed my umbrella and went outside.
I reached down and clicked the little button to open the umbrella.
When I heard a deafening BOOM!
That was when I realized that, yes once again I got my rifle and my umbrella mixed up again.
The week before I pulled my umbrella on this guy trying to break into my house. Now I know why he was laughing so hard until the cops came to nab him.
See, it could happen to anyone.
:lmao:
Next week the story of the time I mixed up a hand grenade with a pineapple.
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I wanna know about the time Thor confused that nuclear warhead with a Preparation H suppository.
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Ohh, that?? I shit out the warhead and blew up a submarine!! :fuelfire:
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Ohh, that?? I shit out the warhead and blew up a submarine!! :fuelfire:
I shit out the Preparation H and tried to make an airedale.
But there wasn't enough shit.
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Have the idiots that reported that even seen a real gun?
It IS Massive-Two-Shits; probably not. Bet they've seen a husband and husband promenading through the stores, though.