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Title: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 19, 2011, 07:36:05 PM
Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2011/04/burlington_mall.html?comments=all#readerComm

How can it look like a gun? Not surprised this happened in Massachusetts. :mental: :???:
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: thundley4 on April 19, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
Maybe The Penguin was carrying it? 
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: Thor on April 19, 2011, 11:35:39 PM
 :stupidpeople:
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: thelaughingman on April 19, 2011, 11:42:32 PM
Maybe The Penguin was carrying it? 

"Aw, shit!  I picked the cute one!"
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: rich_t on April 20, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Have the idiots that reported that even seen a real gun?
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: Freeper on April 20, 2011, 03:43:31 PM
Just the other day it was raining.
So I grabbed my umbrella and went outside.
I reached down and clicked the little button to open the umbrella.
When I heard a deafening BOOM!
That was when I realized that, yes once again I got my rifle and my umbrella mixed up again.
The week before I pulled my umbrella on this guy trying to break into my house. Now I know why he was laughing so hard until the cops came to nab him.
See, it could happen to anyone.

 :lmao:

Next week the story of the time I mixed up a hand grenade with a pineapple.



Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: NHSparky on April 20, 2011, 04:55:47 PM
I wanna know about the time Thor confused that nuclear warhead with a Preparation H suppository.
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: Thor on April 20, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
Ohh, that?? I shit out the warhead and blew up a submarine!!  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: NHSparky on April 21, 2011, 09:18:06 AM
Ohh, that?? I shit out the warhead and blew up a submarine!!  :fuelfire:

I shit out the Preparation H and tried to make an airedale.

But there wasn't enough shit.
Title: Re: Mass. mall 'gunman' was just carrying umbrella
Post by: DefiantSix on April 21, 2011, 02:40:45 PM
Have the idiots that reported that even seen a real gun?

It IS Massive-Two-Shits; probably not.  Bet they've seen a husband and husband promenading through the stores, though.