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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 19, 2011, 05:05:36 PM

Title: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on April 19, 2011, 05:05:36 PM
What do you see, in the imagination, when you look at Skins's island?

As we all know, Skins's island really looks like this:

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinsisland.jpg)

But when first coming to that page, the first thing that pops into this mind is this:

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinssisland.jpg)

Each human brain of course operates differently from other human brains (a situation the primitives would dearly love to "correct"), too many different ways to even cursorily itemize, but this particular brain sees words as "pictures," images, instead of simply as just words.

In franksolich's case, this might be for two reasons; deafness, which distorts all the other perceptions, sometimes unusually so, and that franksolich even though of the baby-booming age, grew up in a house without a television, and who this far into life remains televisionless.

When going to Skins's island, it's easy to imagine one as if getting into a boat and rowing out on the vast stormy seas to get there; the house here is mostly windows, which show the panorama of the Sandhills of Nebraska from all four sides, the rolling hills excepting in color very much resembling the North Sea in January as franksolich fondly recalls it from his youthful expeditions.

As one nears Skins's island, one contemplates the choices one has to make: to land on the open beach, to float around hoping to find a thickly-forested cove, or to land some part which one has not seen before. 

And then there is that miasma, that mist, that poisonous gas of Hate and bitterness, that seems to shroud the island; one hopes not to have to breathe any of it.

Where one comes ashore of course depends upon whether or not the primitives have seen one.

One hopes to land unseen, as the primitives are, uh, hostile to strangers.

It is the primitives themselves who "paint" the picture of Skins's island as franksolich sees it, in their own words illustrating darkness, isolation, geocentrism, and uncongeniality to those who are not primitives like themselves.

A forbidding place where one can get chopped to pieces if one lands on the wrong beach.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Mike220 on April 19, 2011, 05:26:14 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Solid_black.svg/512px-Solid_black.svg.png)

Stupidity and hate so dense nothing can escape.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: USA4ME on April 19, 2011, 05:39:37 PM
I also see an island, but it's a barren island somewhere in the cold waters of the North Sea with a bunch of primitives who look like this (especially the women):

(http://www.allserialkillers.com/charles_manson.jpg)

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Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on April 19, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
I also see an island, but it's a barren island somewhere in the cold waters of the North Sea with a bunch of primitives who look like this (especially the women):

(http://www.allserialkillers.com/charles_manson.jpg)

Whoa.

Doug's stupid ex-wife's crush, when she was a teenager.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 19, 2011, 05:49:03 PM
I see what Randy said brilliantly and I use in my siggy:

Huffpo is for the more stable adult types.
Kos is for the young hip clueless types
DU and it's bastard-spawn sister sites are the
dark corner attic rooms where you keep the crazies. Randy
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Ballygrl on April 19, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Whoa.

Doug's stupid ex-wife's crush, when she was a teenager.

Seriously?
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: thundley4 on April 19, 2011, 06:36:10 PM
(http://isaacjackson.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/boschthelastjudgementtriptych2.jpg)
The left side how the DUmmies see themselves, the right and middle are the reality.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on April 19, 2011, 06:40:03 PM
The left side how the DUmmies see themselves, the right and middle are the reality.

I always thought that when the time comes to expand St. Peter's Church in Rome, that Michaelangelo's ceiling-paintings in the Sistine Chapel should be expanded, too.

On the Last Judgement part, a horde of old pot-bellied balding wire-rimmed-eyeglassesed hippies, angrily shaking their fists at, and cursing, their false gods of science, technology, and medicine, which failed not only to keep them young forever, but failed to keep them alive forever.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on April 19, 2011, 06:44:36 PM
Seriously?

Of course.

Doug's stupid ex-wife was a teenager back then, the late 1960s, and from her comments on Skins's island, it's obvious she always admired mass-murderers.

Charlie and Beth would have been quite the pair.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: thundley4 on April 19, 2011, 06:53:50 PM
I always thought that when the time comes to expand St. Peter's Church in Rome, that Michaelangelo's ceiling-paintings in the Sistine Chapel should be expanded, too.

On the Last Judgement part, a horde of old pot-bellied balding wire-rimmed-eyeglassesed hippies, angrily shaking their fists at, and cursing, their false gods of science, technology, and medicine, which failed not only to keep them young forever, but failed to keep them alive forever.

That sounds about like what will happen to them, too.  That picture above was one by Hieronymus Bosch , he painted a few like that.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: longview on April 19, 2011, 07:08:43 PM
I picture very frustrated people.  Angry, and depressed faces.  If they do smile or laugh it's a bitter, jaded humor. 

Many think they know what what's best for others, and they don't seem to have a grasp on living as adults or just simple, peaceful lives.  They scream for justice, fairness, that "good" be done to others, but don't seem to actually DO anything themselves.  Just scream about what someone else should do.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 19, 2011, 07:59:02 PM
One of the cooking and baking crones, not sure which one, maybe DUmmy cali.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/cali.jpg)
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: true_blood on April 19, 2011, 08:00:54 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Solid_black.svg/512px-Solid_black.svg.png)
That was my answer.
Darkness and stupidity.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: ChuckJ on April 19, 2011, 08:08:22 PM
An ax with a broken handle. It's a tool. It's essentially useless and just takes up space. You can carry it around, but it'll just weigh you down. If you do attempt to do something useful with it you come away frustrated and possibly even in pain (a broken handle with pinch your hand).

The biggest difference is that you can spend just few bucks and a few minutes and fix the ax. With DU…well…as Ron White says: "you can't fix stupid".
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: formerlurker on April 19, 2011, 08:10:07 PM
I picture a lot of unemployed miserable excuses for humans, angry at the world for the extremely poor choices they have made in life.

Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Tucker on April 19, 2011, 08:13:25 PM
The book(movie) Papillon. Devils Island.
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: AprilRazz on April 19, 2011, 08:37:07 PM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXt15_mgpZSct28EFjLRi749gHTnrDLJwKN3fHphkwSaJX0NwI5Q&t=1)
But on skins island the toys have no redeeming or endearing qualities.


Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Skul on April 19, 2011, 09:06:09 PM
Deep mouth breathing.

Does that count as an answer?
Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Airwolf on April 19, 2011, 09:17:15 PM
The Cantina at Mos Eisley spaceport from Star Wars. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.

(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/0/07/MEC.JPG)

Title: Re: what do you see when you look at Skins's island?
Post by: Karin on April 20, 2011, 08:32:52 AM
I picture the mob at Madison, Portland, and other areas as displayed over last weekend and the last few days.  The ones screaming "I'll wipe my ass with the American flag every day when I take a shit!!!!!!!"  "God Damn the USA!!!!"  and other niceties such as blowing airhorns over the anthem and other speakers.  No free speech for you!  Just me.  

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Lefta Dissenter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-16-11 07:36 PM
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My signs for today - Madison
This morning, after a week of rapidly-changing focus here in Wisconsin, I finally scribbled out my signs for today's Counter TeaBag Rally. It seems that Palin and the Koch-funded AfP astroturfers bring in the shitty weather, because by the time the rally was done, it was snowing. I got a little separated from most of my group, so while they were over in the crowds, blowing their horns like crazy, I had a special little spot along the make-shift fence where they were letting cops and various TeaBaggers through. Most of the people around me were teabaggers who thought they had found the ideal spot from which to view the speakers. Little did they know I'd be there with a very annoying horn, which I blew almost constantly throughout their rally. I got pushed around a little, and one guy kept leaning into my sign, and telling me to keep it off of him, but at least I didn't get shot at or anything.

We've all seen the Youtubes, and the news.  The DUmp for all to see, hoping to win throngs of people over to its side.  Good luck with that, DUmp.  People are repulsed and revolted by you.  


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