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Title: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 15, 2011, 01:30:42 PM
I FINALLY get to go back to work on the 25th.  One more week off with my daughter and then she goes back to daycare.

My state unemployment just ran out this week and I did not want to apply for emergency extended benefits.  Thankfully I will not have to now.    :yahoo:

This job is an at-home inbound customer service job.  There will be 5-7 weeks of in office training and then I get to work from home.  The training office is just around the corner from our home.  I really wanted a work-at-home job so I could save money on gas.  It was a miracle I even found that job, but I am glad I did.  We still have to pay for daycare because we can't have distractions at home.  But it's fine with me.  Carleigh loves her daycare and her teacher.  She won't mind one bit.

Anyway, I'm really happy and this news could not have come at a better time.

:)
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 15, 2011, 01:33:07 PM
Quote
This job is an at-home inbound customer service job.

So call 900-HOT-BABE

$4.99/minute major credit cards only
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Chris_ on April 15, 2011, 01:34:28 PM
Congratulations! :yahoo:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 15, 2011, 01:36:27 PM
So call 900-HOT-BABE

$4.99/minute major credit cards only

$6.99 a minute. 

We are a higher class agency.  ;)
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on April 15, 2011, 01:36:32 PM
So call 900-HOT-BABE

$4.99/minute major credit cards only

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7zfnbdyAW8[/youtube]

Up yours, you insensitive friggin bunny fetishist! Right back atcha, smartass...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Kj7j4aDeoQI/S7aEOmMnkQI/AAAAAAAAAC8/45ZaKCrC7ho/s1600/thousands_of_dead_rabbits_line_pioneer_park_in_ale_1761040794.JPG)
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Karin on April 15, 2011, 01:53:13 PM
Congratulations, Jess!  Great News!  Hope you like it a lot.  That is a bonus, not having to commute some godforsaken distance, burning up your paycheck as you go. 
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Eupher on April 15, 2011, 02:04:37 PM
There is no feeling quite like that written job offer in the hand.

Congratulations, Jessica!  :yahoo:

Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: BEG on April 15, 2011, 02:05:16 PM
What great news. Congratulations! 
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: bijou on April 15, 2011, 02:05:46 PM
Congratulations, so glad that things worked out for you.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 15, 2011, 02:10:17 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Kj7j4aDeoQI/S7aEOmMnkQI/AAAAAAAAAC8/45ZaKCrC7ho/s1600/thousands_of_dead_rabbits_line_pioneer_park_in_ale_1761040794.JPG)

I remember that day. It was the 12th Annual "Sun Your Bunns" nude rabbit sun-bathing festival.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 15, 2011, 02:21:04 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7zfnbdyAW8[/youtube]

Up yours, you insensitive friggin bunny fetishist! Right back atcha, smartass...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Kj7j4aDeoQI/S7aEOmMnkQI/AAAAAAAAAC8/45ZaKCrC7ho/s1600/thousands_of_dead_rabbits_line_pioneer_park_in_ale_1761040794.JPG)

All those dead bunnies are God's punishment for the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 15, 2011, 02:32:42 PM
I remember that day. It was the 12th Annual "Sun Your Bunns" nude rabbit sun-bathing festival.

It was the day that God was unleashing his angry wrath on bunnies.  :-) :lmao:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 15, 2011, 02:43:53 PM
Congrats, Jess!  H5 given.  Things do work out for good people. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 15, 2011, 03:42:12 PM
That's super, Jess!  Congrats!

 :yahoo:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: CG6468 on April 15, 2011, 03:45:54 PM
It was the day that God was unleashing his angry wrath on bunnies.  :-) :lmao:

It was a hare raising experience!  :rotf:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Tucker on April 15, 2011, 05:39:17 PM
Time to buy a new gun and get the CPL.

Congrats.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: franksolich on April 15, 2011, 05:49:18 PM
Congratulations!

And I have no doubt you're going to make the best of it, madam!
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Thor on April 15, 2011, 07:43:36 PM
Looks like this is the week for employment. I, too, will be, once again, gainfully employed come the 21st of this month.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 15, 2011, 07:46:54 PM
Looks like this is the week for employment. I, too, will be, once again, gainfully employed come the 21st of this month.

Thank goodness the Republicans are creating jobs, huh?  Should we rub it in the DUmmies face?  Rev just got a job too.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: DixieBelle on April 15, 2011, 07:52:27 PM
Congrats!!!!
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: seahorse513 on April 15, 2011, 07:54:53 PM
 :yahoo: Congrats to all the newl gainfully employed!!!!!!!! :yahoo: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Ballygrl on April 15, 2011, 07:59:22 PM
Awesome! :yahoo: Congrats! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Boudicca on April 15, 2011, 08:08:44 PM
Looks like this is the week for employment. I, too, will be, once again, gainfully employed come the 21st of this month.

Congrats to you and to Jess! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: md11hydmec on April 15, 2011, 08:37:06 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Boudicca on April 15, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
Thank goodness the Republicans are creating jobs, huh?  Should we rub it in the DUmmies face?  Rev just got a job too.

Yes, indeed Rev did get a job-one of those jobs Americans won't do so let's invite half of Mexico over to do them. :whatever:

I said before, say it again, congrats to Rev, and to you and Thor. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: IassaFTots on April 15, 2011, 09:10:42 PM
Aw Jess, that is awesome news.  What a great opportunity!  I am so happy for you.  I have been in your shoes, the feeling of finally getting a job is so freaking awesome!   :yahoo:

And, congrats to Thor as well.   :-)
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: chitownchica on April 15, 2011, 09:25:08 PM
Congratulations Jess!  I'm so happy for you.  I work at home and love it. Nothing like wearing pajamas and drinking coffee all day while I work :).

Thor, Congratulations to you as well!
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Eupher on April 15, 2011, 09:44:13 PM
Looks like this is the week for employment. I, too, will be, once again, gainfully employed come the 21st of this month.

Outstanding!  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: BattleHymn on April 15, 2011, 09:49:32 PM
I am happy for all three of you.  It pains me to think of any good people out of work. 
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 17, 2011, 07:01:36 PM
It was a hare raising experience!  :rotf:

It was hare raising for the bunnies.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: longview on April 18, 2011, 06:21:35 AM
Congratulations to all the recently re-employed!

EC, that's pretty sweet that you have day care nearby and can work from home.  Just my perspective, but having kidlets sure complicates the work options.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 18, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Excellent news! Congratulations.
Maybe this is a sign the Las Vegas job market is looking up, and Jeanette can get back to work.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Boudicca on April 18, 2011, 09:04:27 PM
Excellent news! Congratulations.
Maybe this is a sign the Las Vegas job market is looking up, and Jeanette can get back to work.

I'd say caring for Moby Dick qualified as work.
But maybe if the job market is looking up, Jeanette can escape her onerous duties for eight hours a day.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 18, 2011, 10:14:41 PM
Excellent news! Congratulations.
Maybe this is a sign the Las Vegas job market is looking up, and Jeanette can get back to work.

Our jobless rate did drop to 13.3% in March.  But I can't remember what our number was before the drop though.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: debk on April 19, 2011, 08:26:23 AM
Congrats Jess and Thor on the great job news!!!! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 19, 2011, 08:28:30 AM
Congrats Jess! :cheersmate:

Thankfully for you, it is an inbound call center.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 19, 2011, 10:37:27 AM
Congrats Jess! :cheersmate:

Thankfully for you, it is an inbound call center.

I know!  I'd die if it was outbound work.  I really am not a good sales person. 
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: namvet on April 19, 2011, 01:13:20 PM
I know!  I'd die if it was outbound work.  I really am not a good sales person. 

same here. I can't sell a china man a bowl a chop suey !!!! but i'd like to have a PJ work at home job. congrads and enjoy
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2011, 11:48:32 AM
Didn't catch that Thor is now gainfully employed as of today!  Congrats, Thor! :cheersmate: and an H5!
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on April 21, 2011, 11:50:08 AM
Didn't catch that Thor is now gainfully employed as of today!  Congrats, Thor! :cheersmate: and an H5!

Nice!!!!!  :cheersmate:






at least now the colossal prick will stop trolling the damn place all day like some gay-assed, passive/aggressive tiger shark....  :tongue: :rotf:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: NHSparky on April 21, 2011, 11:58:29 AM
Nice!!!!!  :cheersmate:






at least now the colossal prick will stop trolling the damn place all day like some gay-assed, passive/aggressive tiger shark....  :tongue: :rotf:

Nah, he'll still post here after he's mopped out the video booths at the ghey pron theater.

At least there he'll get an employee discount--good for him and his ever-expanding collection.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on April 21, 2011, 12:00:51 PM
Nah, he'll still post here after he's mopped out the video booths at the ghey pron theater.

At least there he'll get an employee discount--good for him and his ever-expanding collection.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet........  :cheersmate:


That was so good, I'll trade you a $200 gift card to Ruth's Chris Steak House for a ****in' Newport!!!!!!  :banghead:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: NHSparky on April 21, 2011, 12:06:59 PM
Done.  I'll even Fed-Ex the ****ers. 

BTW--how much is LEFT on that $200 gift card?
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on April 21, 2011, 12:11:13 PM

BTW--how much is LEFT on that $200 gift card?

As the murdered Doctor's hologram said in, "I, Robot"....

"That....is the right question..."  :rotf:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Eupher on April 21, 2011, 12:17:26 PM
"gay-assed, passive-aggressive tiger shark?"

You ever see the teeth on those bastards? Ain't nothin' passive about tiger sharks.

Now Thor, on the other hand, in addition to his standard gig in mopping out gay pron video stalls, he passes out the assless chaps after cleaning off the KY jelly from the legs.

It's his new calling. He loves it.

 :-)
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: NHSparky on April 21, 2011, 12:26:15 PM
As the murdered Doctor's hologram said in, "I, Robot"....

"That....is the right question..."  :rotf:

^5 for your honesty, even though you tried to **** me over like your prototypical politician/Hollywierd ****er.

And FWIW, I won't get Newports.  I'm thinking a cigar to mark the end of the outage would be nice.  There's a cigar shop on Route 1 right outside the plant.

They've got some Esencia Churchills that I think would be nice, and only about $12 a pop.  I mean yeah, some pre-ban Cuban cigars would be awesome, but I'll take a nice Nicaraguan/Costa Rican one any day.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Thor on April 21, 2011, 09:09:27 PM
"gay-assed, passive-aggressive tiger shark?"

You ever see the teeth on those bastards? Ain't nothin' passive about tiger sharks.

Now Thor, on the other hand, in addition to his standard gig in mopping out gay pron video stalls, he passes out the assless chaps after cleaning off the KY jelly from the legs.

It's his new calling. He loves it.

 :-)

::trying to remember which trojan virus I installed on that computer I built for your wife a while back and thinking of activating it now::  :evil:
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 07:54:33 AM
::trying to remember which trojan virus I installed on that computer I built for your wife a while back and thinking of activating it now::  :evil:

 :rotf:

See what I mean? Thor's got Trojans on the brain! (best to be safe when dealing with assless chaps, right?)
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 22, 2011, 11:27:12 AM
This thread has taken a very odd turn.
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Thor on April 22, 2011, 04:19:23 PM
:rotf:

See what I mean? Thor's got Trojans on the brain! (best to be safe when dealing with assless chaps, right?)

Gutterbrain....... NOT THOSE kinds of trojans!!
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: thundley4 on April 22, 2011, 04:43:48 PM
This thread has taken a very odd turn.

Doesn't almost every thread after the first 3-4 pages? 
Title: Re: After five months of unemployment....
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 08:04:44 PM
Doesn't almost every thread after the first 3-4 pages? 

pretty much.  :shucks: