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Title: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2011, 11:04:37 AM
A Park Ridge man was arrested last week after police reportedly found him drinking alcohol with his pants down in a restroom at the Golf Mill Shopping Center in north suburban Niles.

Eric Wojciechowski, of the 1300 block of South Washington Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct April 5 after police reportedly saw him standing in a restroom with his pants down, drinking a bottle of brandy.

According to police, as officers attempted to get information from Wojciechowski, his pants fell down three more times.

LINK (http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/4811694-418/police-man-was-drinking-brandy-with-pants-down-in-mall-restroom.html)

Not Florida!  :-)
Title: Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: redwhit on April 13, 2011, 04:06:37 PM
Wait . . .

That's illegal?!?

[goes forth to change my ways]

Title: Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: bijou on April 13, 2011, 04:09:45 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2011, 11:04:37 AM
A Park Ridge man was arrested last week after police reportedly found him drinking alcohol with his pants down in a restroom at the Golf Mill Shopping Center in north suburban Niles.

Eric Wojciechowski, of the 1300 block of South Washington Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct April 5 after police reportedly saw him standing in a restroom with his pants down, drinking a bottle of brandy.

According to police, as officers attempted to get information from Wojciechowski, his pants fell down three more times.

LINK (http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/4811694-418/police-man-was-drinking-brandy-with-pants-down-in-mall-restroom.html)

Not Florida!  :-)
Amateur! In Florida he'd have been on a highway at least.
Title: Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: thelaughingman on April 14, 2011, 09:50:29 AM
Anyone missing from the DUmp?
Title: Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: thundley4 on April 14, 2011, 10:55:14 AM
Quote from: thelaughingman on April 14, 2011, 09:50:29 AM
Anyone missing from the DUmp?

Who was the DUmmie that was always taking pictures of cops and getting in trouble?
Title: Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2011, 10:56:15 AM
Ragging in Miami
Title: Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
Post by: zeitgeist on April 14, 2011, 11:39:13 AM
Sounds like it could be quite a sight, my only question?  How did he draw suction? :rotf: