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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 12, 2011, 02:29:09 PM
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-12-11 03:05 PM
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The Rovian strategy for the Kloppenburg/Prosser race in Wisconsin
1. Take one previously discredited, highly suspicious Republican operative
2. Arrange for her to make a "harmless," temporary, but shocking mistake
3. Listen to the Dems scream about voter fraud
4. Have Prosser graciously suggest that the county's votes be recounted by hand
5. Watch them recount Waukesha County votes and find them perfectly in order
6. Completely discredit the Dems who are concerned about election fraud
7. Destroy all the ballots in other counties before anyone asks to look at them.
Blue Meany (784 posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-12-11 03:10 PM
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3. That occured to me too, but they should have kept John Fund
from screaming about "voter fraud" when it looked like Prosser would lose. Now the Dems can use his argument (too many votes just for the Supreme Court) to argue for counting ballots in other areas (seems to have been true across the state).
Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-12-11 03:26 PM
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5. You might have a look at this thread…
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
OK, it's election night & you can see the vote coming in unGodly close. You execute the Chaos plan: You scuttle the 14,000 votes from the city of Brookfield. Then 2 days later you "rediscover" those votes. Bedlam ensues, just as you counted on happening. Investigatins follow, all centering on what happened in Brookfield.
Ah, but Brookfield is a diversion. Examination of the situation will not change the vote. But you have all the attention in the state focused on one spot.
Meanwhile, whatever electoral chicanery took place, happened far from Brookfield and nobody is going to look there once they have satisfied themselves that the Brookfield count was more or less accurate.
WHAT other electoral chicanery? Beats the hell out of me, but when I see the magician waving a scarf in the air with one hand, I immediately want to know what he's doing with the other hand.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x875142
You know...
...if these are the sort of machinations the DUmbasses are capable of is there any reason we need to consider these people a threat or are they just a nuisance en masse?
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All Hail Teh Rove!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kks3Hk3EHSE[/youtube]
:yahoo: :fuelfire: :yahoo:
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The primitives seem to know an awful lot about how election fraud is done; in fact, they're damned near experts on it. They have insight and ideas that would never occur to Republicans.
One wonders why this is.
Knowledge gained from long practice and experience, perhaps?
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All Hail Teh Rove!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kks3Hk3EHSE[/youtube]
:yahoo: :fuelfire: :yahoo:
LMAO
That's the first think that popped into my head when I read the thread title
If I were Rove, I'd have it played every time I went somewhere to speak, just to enjoy moonbat heads exploding.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-12-11 03:26 PM
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5. You might have a look at this thread…
http://www.democraticunde...nd.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
OK, it's election night & you can see the vote coming in unGodly close. You execute the Chaos plan: You scuttle the 14,000 votes from the city of Brookfield. Then 2 days later you "rediscover" those votes. Bedlam ensues, just as you counted on happening. Investigatins follow, all centering on what happened in Brookfield.
Ah, but Brookfield is a diversion. Examination of the situation will not change the vote. But you have all the attention in the state focused on one spot.
Meanwhile, whatever electoral chicanery took place, happened far from Brookfield and nobody is going to look there once they have satisfied themselves that the Brookfield count was more or less accurate.
WHAT other electoral chicanery? Beats the hell out of me, but when I see the magician waving a scarf in the air with one hand, I immediately want to know what he's doing with the other hand.
Why is it then DUmbass that everything we want...valid photo ID etc,to make sure elections are orderly you scream about and instead you want people to be able to walk into a polling place,vote and then try to determine later if you are eligible to vote there.
:bird:
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It's interesting that both Ohio and Illinois have gigantic blue cesspools on their upper edge, and that those blue cesspools, where politics is an artform, are nevertheless much less effficient than the rest of the state in counting votes. In both cases, the entire state will be reported, and the Republican plurality known in detail, before the avalanche of democrat votes begins to show up.
You would think that those urban hellholes, with their well-oiled democrat machines, and their matchless union-organized election boards, would be the quickest to complete their work on election day, but the opposite is invariably the case. I wonder why that is.
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The primitives seem to know an awful lot about how election fraud is done; in fact, they're damned near experts on it. They have insight and ideas that would never occur to Republicans.
One wonders why this is.
Knowledge gained from long practice and experience, perhaps?
With just a few more dollars, we could have found out :-)
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With just a few more dollars, we could have found out :-)
We're only ten dollars away from learning the truth in twenty-four business hours. :whatever:
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It's interesting that both Ohio and Illinois have gigantic blue cesspools on their upper edge, and that those blue cesspools, where politics is an artform, are nevertheless much less effficient than the rest of the state in counting votes. In both cases, the entire state will be reported, and the Republican plurality known in detail, before the avalanche of democrat votes begins to show up.
You would think that those urban hellholes, with their well-oiled democrat machines, and their matchless union-organized election boards, would be the quickest to complete their work on election day, but the opposite is invariably the case. I wonder why that is.
Maybe states should have laws requiring all precincts report final totals before any tallies are announced? After the announcement, recounts only if margin of difference is .5% or less.