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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2011, 05:46:37 PM
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walldude (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-08-11 04:46 PM
Original message
Hey I finally get it...
According to Republicans I should:
Stop ****ing.
Stop Growing Old.
Stop Getting Sick.
Stop Breathing.
Stop Reading.
Stop Eating.
Stop Learning.
Stop Earning a Decent Living.
And Goddammit STOP PAYING ATTENTION.
So what's left? Well I can sit home in my underwear all day cleaning my guns, eating chicken wings and drinking shitty beer, while watching Fox News 24/7.
The New American Dream.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x845651
No, DUmmy walldud, it's much simnpler than that. All we want you to do is:
1. Eat shit
2. Die
MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-08-11 04:49 PM
Response to Original message
1. Don't forget...
Stop being any color other than white.
Stop being non-middle-aged male.
Stop being any religion other than Christian--and stop being NO religion! Good grief!
Well, ideally.....that last one would make the world a better place, but it'll never happen. Hell needs DUmbasses.
Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-08-11 04:50 PM
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2. Well I'll do all that if all those slimy republican men
quit ****ing little boys and wearing diapers. That isn't going to happen either.
DUmmy Horse with no Brain recently let us know she lives in a trashy trailer park. Sometimes good people are forced by circumstances to do that, but the bad ones saddle them with the stigma of "trailer trash". That's clearly what DUmmy Horse with no Brain is.
walldude (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-08-11 04:54 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. LMAO....
Is that why they are shutting down the Government? Is there a field trip this weekend we don't know about?
Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-08-11 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. Probably a good time in the Maranas Islands!
You know that's where they like to take their little adventures!
I've never heard of the Maranas Islands.
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-08-11 04:49 PM
Response to Original message
1. Don't forget...
Stop being any color other than white.
Stop being non-middle-aged male.
Stop being any religion other than Christian--and stop being NO religion! Good grief!
Is there any website on the net more obsessed with skin color than DU?
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You see walldude, I get to do all of those things (except being a middle aged man) because I am not you. Damn it's good to be........ME :p
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If you need other people to provide those things for you what good are you to yourself or anyone else?
If giving to the poor is so ****ing noble get off the teat, be productive and contribute so you can help the poor and downtrodden.
My Dog, you useless ****s can't breathe on your own--as noted in the OP--without Pelosi and Reid to tell you when to suck and when to blow.
****ing die already, you ****ing *****.
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If you need other people to provide those things for you what good are you to yourself or anyone else?
If giving to the poor is so ****ing noble get off the teat, be productive and contribute so you can help the poor and downtrodden.
My Dog, you useless ****s can't breathe on your own--as noted in the OP--without Pelosi and Reid to tell you when to suck and when to blow.
****ing die already, you ****ing *****.
Now You've done it, milkdud.. You have angered the bunny, and awoken his lagomorphic rage !
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walldude
Stop Earning a Decent Living.
There's a prerequisite to "stop" that actually requires you to, at some point, "start." First things first, primitive.
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I've never heard of the Maranas Islands.
It's somewhere between Lybia and Winsconsin. :-)
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Funny how the DUmmies rail against people like us when were it not for the fruits of our labor they'd WISH they were living in a Buick and eating out of dumpsters.
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Is there any website on the net more obsessed with skin color than DU?
I can think of a few. The website for the NAACP is probably more obsessed. Wikipedia comes in handy sometimes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:African_Americans%27_rights_organizations
Pick one. Chances are they are extremely obsessed with skin color -- far more than is justifiable in being a "rights organization."
Me personally? I'm neon white and my neck of the woods has got a small share of minorities, but I can go for weeks and months without ever thinking about the skin color of the people I interact with. When I need help in a store, I think "Oh, there's a person who can help me!" When I see a family with young children, I think, "Gosh, what cute kids!" When I go to church, I think, "What great Christian brothers and sisters I have!"
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Now You've done it, milkdud.. You have angered the bunny, and awoken his lagomorphic rage !
Ptarmigans across the planet are preparing for another bloody massacre.