The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ChuckJ on April 08, 2011, 05:41:35 PM
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MinneapolisMatt (936 posts) Thu Apr-07-11 06:51 PM
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....My gloves are off. I will not censor myself anymore around these ignorant shitwads. You know why? Because I believe in FACTS and TRUTH, and they are on MY SIDE. The LIBERAL side. Yes. LIBERAL!! I said the dirty word! I hope your ****ing heads explode you freepers.
ddeclue (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-07-11 12:46 AM
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...It's great fun to use their own rhetoric against them to blow up their illogical statements..
Edweird (1000+ posts) Thu Apr-07-11 12:29 PM
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Used to work with some - but they were intimidated by me
Facts and truth? On the liberal side?
Use their on rhetoric against them?
Intimidated by you?
Wow! You guys are the most awesome EVER!!! I’ve got a challenge for you that I just know you’ll accept simply because of your great intelligence and awesomeness. I mean, come on now, with the amount of awesomeness that you’ve put forth if you refuse such a simple challenge it would mean that you’re a liberal loser. It would mean that you’re a liar and the truth is not in you. It will mean that you really are the laughing stock of the entire innerwebz. But we know that won't happen because the way you’ve said that you’ve handled “rethugs†in the past is just...well...as I said...awesome!
So, without further ado, here is the challenge:
You join ConservativeCave. Yes, you can join. Unlike DemocratUnderground, the bastion of free speech and the exchange of ideas, people with opposing political viewpoints can actually join here.
I do understand that, unlike here, DemocratUnderground does not really like for their members to post on opposing boards so you can use an alias that is different from your DU name so that the folks in charge at the bastion of free speech cannot ban you.
After joining here you come here to the DUmpster section of the site and start a post with the title “I’m from DUâ€. Then within the post you begin a debate of whatever subject you desire. One important part of this challenge is that in order for you not to feel like you are being mobbed (because let’s face it, even with your outstanding level of awesomeness you can only be expected to school so many at one time) only ONE member of Conservative Cave will respond to you. It can be any CC member that decides to jump in. Now keep in mind, during the entire length of the discussion more than one CC member may end up taking part because unlike DU many CC members have lives and have to work for a living. So the way it will work is YOU start the debate, one CC member responds and continues to respond until such time that he or she has to take a break. At that time the initial CC member will announce that he or she has to break and at that time another CC member may take up the debate.
I’ll go ahead and tell you that I may not be one of the CCers that joins the post to debate you. I’m not that good of a debater and after reading some of your posts I’m just concerned that I can’t stand up to your awesomeness. Others here though...you know how us rethugs are...sometimes we just don’t seem to know how to keep quiet, and these other CCers they have so many so-called "facts" that I can't wait for you to show us the error of our ways. Regardless, you will only have to deal with one silly rethug at any given time.
Just imagine, you will have an entire audience of rethugs to school with your vast intelligence and awesomeness!!!! And only one can respond to you!!! Your grasp of the facts and your brilliant ability to debate ignorant rethugs will probably convert a ton of the site and have them voting your way the next election.
Honestly, I would think that the only reason someone with such intelligence and awesomeness would refuse to take a challenge like this is if he/she/it knew that he/she/it was a liar and that his/her/its liberal ideas could not stand up to the facts of a debate.
So DU are you awesome and brilliant or are you laughing stocks and liars?
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They probably have a ptarmigan-esque fear of bunnies.
:fuelfire:
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It can be any CC member that decides to jump in.
Even vesta? I mean, I don't think the Internet is ready for that sort of mega-stupidity. Kinda like dividing by zero. Nothing good can come of it.
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What the **** is this idiot talking about? Any issue in particular? Brands of cat litter (okay, stinky probably has it there). Great whiners in history? Keyboard warriors? Cheeto's vs. Frito's? Fastest pizza delivery? How to squeeze a bigger allowance out of mom and dad to buy the new Green Day poster for the basement? Government funded abortion? Best Buick seat covers for livability? Most reliable version of iPhone for the homeless? Where to buy used Che t-shirts? Bongs vs. joints? Best phrases to make other DUmmies think you're a vegan? Queer studies? Where to meet other furries? Sweden vs SF for sex change operations? Writing the stupidest bouncies...well, maybe not that because any more you guys just phone it in.
Cindie
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What the **** is this idiot talking about? Any issue in particular? Brands of cat litter (okay, stinky probably has it there). Great whiners in history? Keyboard warriors? Cheeto's vs. Frito's? Fastest pizza delivery? How to squeeze a bigger allowance out of mom and dad to buy the new Green Day poster for the basement? Government funded abortion? Best Buick seat covers for livability? Most reliable version of iPhone for the homeless? Where to buy used Che t-shirts? Bongs vs. joints? Best phrases to make other DUmmies think you're a vegan? Queer studies? Where to meet other furries? Sweden vs SF for sex change operations? Writing the stupidest bouncies...well, maybe not that because any more you guys just phone it in.
Careful, now; it looks possible the Twin Cities floor mat might be a mole, and it would be embarrassing for us, arguing with a mole rather than a bona fide primitive.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want a DUmp democrat to post here.
It's just like having a nice, expensive new carpet, and coming home to find a stack of dogshit on it.
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Even vesta? I mean, I don't think the Internet is ready for that sort of mega-stupidity. Kinda like dividing by zero. Nothing good can come of it.
:lmao: I was hesitant at first, but now I kind of like vesta. Reading her replies are an interesting challenge. Plus on her worst day she makes more sense then about 90% of DU.
I think a debate between a DUmmie and vesta would almost be a pay-per-view type event. Of course it could also rip apart the space-time continuum.
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I was hesitant at first, but now I kind of like vesta. Reading her replies are an interesting challenge. Plus on her worst day she makes more sense then about 90% of DU.
I think a debate between a DUmmie and vesta would almost be a pay-per-view type event. Of course it could also rip apart the space-time continuum.
Uh huh.
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I dunno, I don't think this is something we want to risk playing around with. Getting Vesta and a DUmmie together may cause a singularity of 'tupid that sucks the intelligence from all who dare wander in to close. Once that matter reaches and connects with the sheer absence they have will cause a matter/anti-matter explosion of Universe destroying power.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want a DUmp democrat to post here.
It's just like having a nice, expensive new carpet, and coming home to find a stack of dogshit on it.
But if it is your dog's shit, you have at least had the enjoyment of having a pet or do you have something against pets in general. :-)
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They probably have a ptarmigan-esque fear of bunnies.
:fuelfire:
You can't compare that.
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Listen up, primatives.
It is not OK, to grab your co-workers butt, and tell him he has a pretty mouth.
Got that.