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Title: That'll learn us!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 08, 2011, 05:39:17 PM
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malaise  (1000+ posts)      Fri Apr-08-11 05:47 PM
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Hey ladies shut down your bodies to all men
 who want to shut down planned parenthood.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x846197

Oddly, this has not turned into a pic thread.

The should call on liberal women like Rosie O Donnell, Cathy Griffin, Helen Thomas and Rhandi Rhodes to explain to us how much we need the goodz they gotz
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Tucker on April 08, 2011, 05:40:55 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x846197

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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Apr-08-11 05:47 PM
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Hey ladies shut down your bodies to all men
   
who want to shut down planned parenthood.

Bravo. We finally agree that your tramp women should keep their legs closed.

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darkstar3 (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Apr-08-11 05:51 PM
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4. So what do we do about the women who also want to shut down PP?

Shut it down then. Everyone knows to  pantywaist DU male, the women make all of the decisions.

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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Apr-08-11 06:23 PM
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45. They are all that are available to the men who want to close PP--
   
My GAWD! They'd have to be faithful to their wives. The utter HORROR!!!

You should try it sometime. You never have to worry about the clap.

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Jmaxfie1 Donating Member (507 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Apr-08-11 05:53 PM
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9. Reminds me of a play by Aristophanes.
   
The women refuse to have sex with any men till the end The Peloponnesian War.

FAIL. The war lasted 27 years.



Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Ballygrl on April 08, 2011, 06:39:31 PM
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malaise  (1000+ posts)      Fri Apr-08-11 05:47 PM
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Hey ladies shut down your bodies to all men
who want to shut down planned parenthood.


OK, I'm abstaining anyway because I have a Gynecologist appt. next week.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: USA4ME on April 08, 2011, 06:58:16 PM
Quote from:
malaise

Hey ladies shut down your bodies to all men who want to shut down planned parenthood.

It's not often I say "please" to the primitives, but in this case "Please, just do it for the sake of all that's descent and civilized."

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Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: BEG on April 08, 2011, 07:06:08 PM


OK, I'm abstaining anyway because I have a Gynecologist appt. next week.

Ha ha H5
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: miskie on April 08, 2011, 07:30:43 PM


OK, I'm abstaining anyway because I have a Gynecologist appt. next week.

The women of CU -- Never afraid to share...   :rotf: :popcorn:
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: redwhit on April 08, 2011, 09:56:30 PM
The more things change . . .


(http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h452/hoganson11/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Ballygrl on April 08, 2011, 10:16:35 PM
The more things change . . .

(http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h452/hoganson11/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg)

(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/netherregions.jpg)
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: delilahmused on April 08, 2011, 10:18:13 PM
Talk about delusional, that assumes that a normal man would want to sleep with a fat, smelly, ugly skank.

Cindie
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 08, 2011, 10:20:39 PM
Talk about delusional, that assumes that a normal man would want to sleep with a fat, smelly, ugly skank.

Cindie
stevenumbers would hit it.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Ballygrl on April 08, 2011, 10:23:30 PM
stevenumbers would hit it.

:lmao:
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 08, 2011, 10:33:46 PM
Really?  So that's their argument?

There's a lot I could add to this, but shall refrain.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: LC EFA on April 08, 2011, 11:54:41 PM
If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: thelaughingman on April 09, 2011, 12:06:50 AM
malaise  (1000+ posts)      Fri Apr-08-11 05:47 PM
Original message
Hey ladies shut down your bodies to all men
 who want to shut down planned parenthood.

Oh, pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!!!!!


[youtube=425,350]S5ZSDCvUwN8[/youtube]
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: thelaughingman on April 09, 2011, 12:08:39 AM
If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?


Shh!  Don't clue them in to the huge, primary flaw in their plan.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: FreeBorn on April 09, 2011, 01:28:49 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x846197

Oddly, this has not turned into a pic thread.

The should call on liberal women like Rosie O Donnell, Cathy Griffin, Helen Thomas and Rhandi Rhodes to explain to us how much we need the goodz they gotz
Geesh, Sarge. Of all the leftist females out there some of them could be deemed hot at first glance. IF they could keep their mouths shut, none of them are in the group you cited. We're talking "Butter Face Babes" (the tongue in cheek "beauty" contests of babes with hot bods and gnarly faces, "but her face").
Rosie O'donnell???? Holy shit! Not even NASA with all they have could put a man on Rosie O'Donnell!
There ain't a man alive that wants to plant that flag. There does not exist a material tough enough to provide the "bag her head" flack jacket for the mission.
Scrubbed.
It's a no-go. :sheep:
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: MrsSmith on April 09, 2011, 06:46:42 AM
If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 09, 2011, 08:41:13 AM
All the whores on America will be partying like crazy now, with the freebie slut competition shut down.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: redwhit on April 09, 2011, 09:38:03 AM
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/netherregions.jpg)

Nice one!   :-)
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 09, 2011, 09:49:23 AM
Rosie O'donnell???? Holy shit! Not even NASA with all they have could put a man on Rosie O'Donnell!
Stevenumbers would hit that in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Randy on April 09, 2011, 03:33:59 PM
Stevenumbers would hit that in a heartbeat.

Stevenumbers would hit that like a Whack-A-Mole game on speed.  :-)
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: miskie on April 09, 2011, 06:10:07 PM
I have been trying to think of someone or something that Stevenumbers wouldn't hit, and I have come up empty handed..

Empty hand.. Yeah..he would hit that too. :-)
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 09, 2011, 06:15:48 PM
I have been trying to think of someone or something that Stevenumbers wouldn't hit, and I have come up empty handed..

Empty hand.. Yeah..he would hit that too. :-)

That's about the only thing he hits.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 09, 2011, 06:20:27 PM
I have been trying to think of someone or something that Stevenumbers wouldn't hit, and I have come up empty handed..

Empty hand.. Yeah..he would hit that too.
Last night, the hand claimed a blister and turned him down.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Skul on April 09, 2011, 06:29:03 PM
Last night, the hand claimed a blister and turned him down.
I suspect it just "went to sleep". :lmao:
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: Vagabond on April 09, 2011, 07:48:30 PM
Rosie O'donnell???? Holy shit! Not even NASA with all they have could put a man on Rosie O'Donnell!
A friend was approached by one of the lizards at a truck stop. He smelled her before he saw her.  He looked up from pumping diesel to find the source of that horrid smell.  There stood a woman about forty years old, with maybe three teeth, and weighing a good 200 lbs. at 5'3".

She said, "Ya want some company?"
He said, "Naw, I already got a shower."  In point of fact, he had not yet gotten his shower.
She said, "Well, how 'bout I come by after a while?"
He said, "Naw, I get a get this run finished early tomorrow."

At which point she took a hint and wandered off.  He parked his rig and went inside.  As he watched from inside, she climbed into another cab.  He actually paid the clerk to take that poor trucker a bottle of air freshener.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: diesel driver on April 10, 2011, 07:14:55 AM
Stevenumbers would hit that in a heartbeat.

stevenumbers would hit roadkill. 
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: diesel driver on April 10, 2011, 07:15:59 AM
A friend was approached by one of the lizards at a truck stop. He smelled her before he saw her.  He looked up from pumping diesel to find the source of that horrid smell.  There stood a woman about forty years old, with maybe three teeth, and weighing a good 200 lbs. at 5'3".

She said, "Ya want some company?"
He said, "Naw, I already got a shower."  In point of fact, he had not yet gotten his shower.
She said, "Well, how 'bout I come by after a while?"
He said, "Naw, I get a get this run finished early tomorrow."

At which point she took a hint and wandered off.  He parked his rig and went inside.  As he watched from inside, she climbed into another cab.  He actually paid the clerk to take that poor trucker a bottle of air freshener.

stevnumbers drives a truck?
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: jtyangel on April 10, 2011, 07:25:34 AM
If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?



hi5
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: compaqxp on April 10, 2011, 10:42:40 AM
If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?


And possibly any future DU members.
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 10, 2011, 11:05:11 AM
If they were capable of shutting their "bodies off from all men" ;  wouldn't the nett result be the demise of planned parenthood anyway ?

And possibly any future DU members.

I designed this shirt years ago and libs continue to prove me right:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/MrSnuggleBunny/liberal-chicks.jpg)
Title: Re: That'll learn us!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 10, 2011, 12:09:42 PM
And possibly any future DU members.

We're getting to you . . . :evillaugh:

H5!