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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2011, 08:00:45 AM

Title: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2011, 08:00:45 AM

Yes fellows you may soon be able to literally stick it to/in corporations.....another one of Obama's nutty friends.

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/04/06/van-jones-aclus-uterus-incorporation-proposal-is-geniusss/

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: Eupher on April 07, 2011, 08:32:48 AM

By now, I would've thought that Van Jones would've become a hip hop bellower, or a gun-packin' gangsta thug hangin' out in da Hood.....

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 07, 2011, 09:04:52 AM

So the same idiots who want to nationalize corporations at will are the ones claiming this would guarantee any perceived individual liberty for a woman dumb enough to follow through on this legally-meaningless stunt?  Now there's some magickal thinking for ya. 

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2011, 09:07:47 AM

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Head of ACLU of Florida Howard Simon says “The Florida Legislature – and extreme social conservatives across the country – are taking rules and regulation off of businesses and adding them to uteruses.”

No, they didn't borrow that from Chuck Schumer.  Not at all.

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 07, 2011, 09:16:03 AM

So how many laws have liberals put on the books to tell you how you are NOT allowed to use your corporation?

OK, liberal women: you must now file environmental impact statements every time you want to have sex. You must also file spill response plans. You must arrange--prior to need--to dispose of all material and you must ensure disposal is compliant with all federal regulations. You must also recycle and if you use too much energy eco-taxes may be applied. If things get too damp then the EPA may seize the area as a protected wetland.

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2011, 09:32:32 AM

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on April 07, 2011, 09:16:03 AM

So how many laws have liberals put on the books to tell you how you are NOT allowed to use your corporation?

OK, liberal women: you must now file environmental impact statements every time you want to have sex. You must also file spill response plans. You must arrange--prior to need--to dispose of all material and you must ensure disposal is compliant with all federal regulations. You must also recycle and if you use too much energy eco-taxes may be applied. If things get too damp then the EPA may seize the area as a protected wetland.

:lmao: That ought to put a damper on business...and don't forget corporate taxes.

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: thundley4 on April 07, 2011, 12:35:07 PM

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If things get too damp nasty then the EPA may seize the area as a protected wetland Superfund Cleanup Site.

Title: Re: Stick it to/in corporations.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 07, 2011, 12:56:19 PM

^ the Feds should have roped-off Lindsey Lohan's cooch years ago.