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Title: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: ScubaGuy on April 14, 2008, 08:52:24 AM


Holy Crap.

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What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us using our own TV's??
   
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April 12, 2008

Covert Surveillance Agenda Attached to Mandatory HD TV Conversion? (April 12, 2008)

Subject: Coupons for HDTV conversion
From: Fran F.
Date: Fri, April 11, 2008 7:07 pm
To: Editor

Dear Ken,

I was wondering if you have any info about why the gub'ment is providing $40 coupons to help people buy conversion boxes to upgrade older TVs to receive HDTV signals? Our government doesn't HELP us do ANYTHING. Why this? Are those conversion boxes some sort of surveillance device?

Just wondered if you know why they are doing this -- and, by the way -- where is all this money coming from?

Thanks,
Fran F.

***

Hi Fran,

Yes, the forced conversion to High Definition TV means we will only be able to receive a digital TV signal instead of an analog TV signal starting in 2009. They will then have the ability to manipulate that digital signal in any direction desired, for any purpose desired.

In addition, there is little doubt in my mind that all of the newer wide-screen High Definition TVs you find in retail outlets today have both tiny cameras and audio detection devices covertly installed within them so the NSA can both SEE and HEAR everything that goes on in your home.

The conversion boxes that they are offering with those free government coupons will surely have the same detection and surveillance devices which I assume are being installed in the newer HD TVs.

Do I have proof? No, but common sense tells me this is where it's going and it fits with the escalating evidence of the Big Brother, police state controlled society which we are being forced into.

I'm EQUALLY confident that covert monitoring/tracking chips have been installed in all automobiles manufactured since perhaps 1990 (maybe even beginning in the late 80s).

How to get around it? I haven't thought it out much, but here's a few ideas off the top of my head:

1. Don't buy the newer HD TVs and don't get their conversion box. Forget getting TV from broadcast or cable or satellite directly. One idea is to watch TV shows from your older computer with currently availabe TV reception hardware/software (newer computers probably have the surveillance devices installed) or send the video and audio from the computer into the AV jacks on your TV or VCR.

2. Watch TV shows from programs previously recorded on VHS tapes or from DVDs using your older TV and VCR equipment. This could become a cottage industry overnight if enough people become aware of the covert surveillance agenda riding along on the coattails of the forced conversion to High Definition digital television.

3. You can listen to only television audio from many inexpensive radios that include the TV audio bands from channel 2-13 In most cases, audio is good enough for me. I'm mainly looking for those few comedy offerings here and there that will provide a laugh. Most sitcoms are just awful: 'boring' or 'banal' would be complimentary descriptions.

It's also possible that some bright boys out there will be able to find and neutralize the camera and audio detection devices being installed and render them useless. Time will tell.

I'm certainly not going to buy a HD TV or get that conversion box. 95% of what you see on broadcast TV is total garbage anyway. It's intentionally designed to turn a person into an intimidated, dumbed-down, brainwashed zombie. So who needs it?

Regards, Ken

***

Step away from the bong. :mental:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: VivisMom on April 14, 2008, 08:54:06 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I so need to show this to my dad. He's just moonbatty enough to buy into it.  :naughty:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: MPCOA on April 14, 2008, 08:58:40 AM
Digital tv does not equal HDtv
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: jtyangel on April 14, 2008, 09:20:31 AM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that might have to watch the show on the other side. Not everyone will look like 'Girls Gone Wild' when they walk about their house naked.  :lmao:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2008, 09:32:36 AM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that might have to watch the show on the other side. Not everyone will look like 'Girls Gone Wild' when they walk about their house naked.  :lmao:

 :spork: :puke:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: jtyangel on April 14, 2008, 09:37:35 AM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that might have to watch the show on the other side. Not everyone will look like 'Girls Gone Wild' when they walk about their house naked.  :lmao:

 :spork: :puke:

I see you hear what I'm saying.  :lmao:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: Lord Undies on April 14, 2008, 09:43:07 AM
Now this is one conspiracy theory I want not to discourage.  The idea of deranged moonbats being terrified by television sets is a scenario just too delicious to deny.   
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: DixieBelle on April 14, 2008, 10:06:41 AM
All your TV sets belong to us! :-)
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: FlaGator on April 14, 2008, 10:14:52 AM
So what stopped the government from manipulating analog signals?
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 14, 2008, 10:16:43 AM
"How to construct an "HDTV Covert Surveillance Shield".

Supplies needed, cardboard, razor blade, siccors, tinfoil and ductape.

Construct a 3 foot by 3 foot board from cardboard.....(Obtain from a source other than WAL-MART because they're in on it to and share info with the government)

Apply a minimum of "TWO", that's 2 layers, of tinfoil taped tightly to the 3x3 cardboard sheild. (the more plys, the better)(if you can't afford tinfoil, used tinfoil  wrappers can be found in the dumpter behind Burget King, lick clean before using)

Now punch a pinhole in the upper right hand corner (left hand corner if you're left handed or left leaning)

Mount sheild (or hold sheild) at a 45 degree angle to line of sight with the TV screen. Peek at TV screen thru the pinhole. Being at a 45 degrees will deflect the rays.

Can be used outdoors if need be but a better method for deflection of rays outdoors is to build a pyramid of similar construct large enough to stand/sit and/or walk around in.

JohnnyReb----always willing to lend a helping hand to the less fortunate.




Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: jtyangel on April 14, 2008, 10:19:46 AM
"How to construct an "HDTV Covert Surveillance Shield".

Supplies needed, cardboard, razor blade, siccors, tinfoil and ductape.

Construct a 3 foot by 3 foot board from cardboard.....(Obtain from a source other than WAL-MART because they're in on it to and share info with the government)

Apply a minimum of "TWO", that's 2 layers, of tinfoil taped tightly to the 3x3 cardboard sheild. (the more plys, the better)(if you can't afford tinfoil, used tinfoil  wrappers can be found in the dumpter behind Burget King, lick clean before using)

Now punch a pinhole in the upper right hand corner (left hand corner if you're left handed or left leaning)

Mount sheild (or hold sheild) at a 45 degree angle to line of sight with the TV screen. Peek at TV screen thru the pinhole. Being at a 45 degrees will deflect the rays.

Can be used outdoors if need be but a better method for deflection of rays outdoors is to build a pyramid of similar construct large enough to stand/sit and/or walk around in.

JohnnyReb----always willing to lend a helping hand to the less fortunate.






You lose some points for not employing chicken wire in there somewhere.  :-)
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 14, 2008, 10:37:07 AM

You lose some points for not employing chicken wire in there somewhere.  :-)

Did you know that chicken wire now comes with pre-rigged explosives at every joint? It's mandated by the federal government but only DUmmies know that.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: jtyangel on April 14, 2008, 10:44:08 AM

You lose some points for not employing chicken wire in there somewhere.  :-)

Did you know that chicken wire now comes with pre-rigged explosives at every joint? It's mandated by the federal government but only DUmmies know that.

Troll alert! :therock: :tongue:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2008, 11:10:14 AM
In Before the Oh My...
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2008, 11:12:12 AM
They moved it to the "September 11" (truthers) forum.

When your tinfoil hat fits too tight for the primitive's island, it is way too tight.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2008, 11:13:18 AM
So what stopped the government from manipulating analog signals?
Who says it didn't?????
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2008, 11:21:09 AM
So what stopped the government from manipulating analog signals?
Who says it didn't?????

Uploading
Uploading VRWC updated software to the DUmmies was just slower.  Now it's like going from dial-up to a T1.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
So what stopped the government from manipulating analog signals?
Who says it didn't?????

Uploading
Uploading VRWC updated software to the DUmmies was just slower.  Now it's like going from dial-up to a T1.   :uhsure:

No one told about the trap door we put in Windows and Mac OS to watch them via their webcams and screens I hope.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2008, 12:05:19 PM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that might have to watch the show on the other side. Not everyone will look like 'Girls Gone Wild' when they walk about their house naked.  :lmao:

 :spork: :puke:

I see you hear what I'm saying.  :lmao:

Yup . . . and this is what you deserve for that. :asssmack:  :tongue:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: delilahmused on April 14, 2008, 01:37:35 PM
Sometimes I'm amazed these people can breathe without instructions.

Cindie
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 14, 2008, 01:45:10 PM
To be completely fair, when I first read that thread last night, almost everyone told the original poster to lay off the tinfoil.  Haven't clicked the link since, but if they put it in the "troooothers" forum, I'm sure it's being passed on as the gospel now. :mental: :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: mamacags on April 14, 2008, 01:46:08 PM
"How to construct an "HDTV Covert Surveillance Shield".

Supplies needed, cardboard, razor blade, siccors, tinfoil and ductape.

Construct a 3 foot by 3 foot board from cardboard.....(Obtain from a source other than WAL-MART because they're in on it to and share info with the government)

Apply a minimum of "TWO", that's 2 layers, of tinfoil taped tightly to the 3x3 cardboard sheild. (the more plys, the better)(if you can't afford tinfoil, used tinfoil  wrappers can be found in the dumpter behind Burget King, lick clean before using)

Now punch a pinhole in the upper right hand corner (left hand corner if you're left handed or left leaning)

Mount sheild (or hold sheild) at a 45 degree angle to line of sight with the TV screen. Peek at TV screen thru the pinhole. Being at a 45 degrees will deflect the rays.

Can be used outdoors if need be but a better method for deflection of rays outdoors is to build a pyramid of similar construct large enough to stand/sit and/or walk around in.

JohnnyReb----always willing to lend a helping hand to the less fortunate.






In the VRWC memo dated 4-6-08 file DTV-DNC-42A you will see that some modifications have taken place to this instruction pamphlet to be left out at *certain places.  In memo DTV-DNC-42A the modification is as follows....

[size=18t]Instead of using a 3X3 sheet of cardboard, supplement a box slightly larger than your television set.  Line the inside with at least 3 layers of tin foil, smudge with sage, and send rays of white light into it.  Then take said box and place it directly over the television.  You can hear the t.v. though slightly muffled but all scanning rays and listening devices will be disabled.[/size]


*certain places include:
A. Welfare offices
B. Mental Health clinics
C. Unemployment offices
D. Jail
E. Rehab
F. AA
G. Gay bars
H.ACLU offices
I. Rom Paul campaign headquarters
J. Furry conventions
K. France
L. Canadian border stops
M. Bong shops
N. Dumpsters
O. Bail bond offices
P. Park benches
Q. Back rooms at the zoo
R. Berkeley
S. Bath houses
T. Free clinics
U. Abortion clinics
V. UU church offices
W. College science departments
X.  The organics aisle of the grocery store
Y. Crack dens
Z. Democratic National Convention sites
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: asdf2231 on April 14, 2008, 02:16:21 PM
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This is the crap that was on his/her/it's "educate yourself" link.

Oh My...
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 14, 2008, 06:22:38 PM
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Current News | Introduction | Colloidal Silver | Chemtrails | Sylphs | Emerging Diseases | Forbidden Cures |Ozone | Immunity Boosting | Nutrition | The CIA
Mind-Body Connection | Ozone | Bioelectrification | Story on Drugs | Vaccine Dangers | Cancer | Newsletter | New World Order | NWO News | Pam Schuffert
Phil Schneider | Al Bielek | Trevor James Constable | Mind Control | Brice Taylor | Ted Gunderson | The Relfes | Free Energy | Kanya V. McGhee | Montalk
Dr. Robert Bitzer | T. Lobsang Rampa | Ruth Drown | ZS Livingstone | David Brandt | Red Elk | Phil Ledoux | Gary Wade | BBB | The Draft | Veterans Awaken
Tone Gen | Depleted Uranium | Discussion | Dowsing | Police & Tasers | Rev. Sun Myung Moon | British Israel | The End Times | Amy Goodman Gatekeeper
'Peak Oil' | Amitakh Stanford | Military Draft | Rosie's Predictions | Project Blue Beam | Dr. Robert Bitzer | Insights on Aliens | Cell Towers | Cell Phone Dangers
Out There TV | Adrenal Burnout | The Women Warriors | Orgone Adventures | Dr. John Coleman | Railroading Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald | Henry Makow
Bush Family & Nazis | Holistic Dentists | Metal Free Dentistry  | Water Supply Sabotage | Dr. Hulda Clark Books | Planet X Sequel | 'Undocumented Immigrants'
Letters | Tavistock Institute | U.S. Concentration Camps | FEMA | Aliens Are Coming! | Guiding Principles | Global Warming | Gang Stalking | Monoatomic Gold
Hope | Healing Thought Forms | Vanquish Fear | Hydrogen Peroxide | Search Yahoo Track Free | Rethinking Noam Chomsky | Rockefeller File | War is a Racket
Daily Blog | Products | Orgone Generators | The Succor Punch | Home | Links | Contact Us/ E-mail | | Global Warming | Allies Contact Sheet | Chiropractic Handbook

This is the crap that was on his/her/it's "educate yourself" link.

Oh My...

What? No mention of the spy satellite run by Major League Baseball?  :lmao:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother's_Little_Helper
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 14, 2008, 06:56:37 PM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that might have to watch the show on the other side. Not everyone will look like 'Girls Gone Wild' when they walk about their house naked.  :lmao:

Dreamwrecker.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 14, 2008, 07:20:26 PM
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Current News | Introduction | Colloidal Silver | Chemtrails | Sylphs | Emerging Diseases | Forbidden Cures |Ozone | Immunity Boosting | Nutrition | The CIA
Mind-Body Connection | Ozone | Bioelectrification | Story on Drugs | Vaccine Dangers | Cancer | Newsletter | New World Order | NWO News | Pam Schuffert
Phil Schneider | Al Bielek | Trevor James Constable | Mind Control | Brice Taylor | Ted Gunderson | The Relfes | Free Energy | Kanya V. McGhee | Montalk
Dr. Robert Bitzer | T. Lobsang Rampa | Ruth Drown | ZS Livingstone | David Brandt | Red Elk | Phil Ledoux | Gary Wade | BBB | The Draft | Veterans Awaken
Tone Gen | Depleted Uranium | Discussion | Dowsing | Police & Tasers | Rev. Sun Myung Moon | British Israel | The End Times | Amy Goodman Gatekeeper
'Peak Oil' | Amitakh Stanford | Military Draft | Rosie's Predictions | Project Blue Beam | Dr. Robert Bitzer | Insights on Aliens | Cell Towers | Cell Phone Dangers
Out There TV | Adrenal Burnout | The Women Warriors | Orgone Adventures | Dr. John Coleman | Railroading Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald | Henry Makow
Bush Family & Nazis | Holistic Dentists | Metal Free Dentistry  | Water Supply Sabotage | Dr. Hulda Clark Books | Planet X Sequel | 'Undocumented Immigrants'
Letters | Tavistock Institute | U.S. Concentration Camps | FEMA | Aliens Are Coming! | Guiding Principles | Global Warming | Gang Stalking | Monoatomic Gold
Hope | Healing Thought Forms | Vanquish Fear | Hydrogen Peroxide | Search Yahoo Track Free | Rethinking Noam Chomsky | Rockefeller File | War is a Racket
Daily Blog | Products | Orgone Generators | The Succor Punch | Home | Links | Contact Us/ E-mail | | Global Warming | Allies Contact Sheet | Chiropractic Handbook

This is the crap that was on his/her/it's "educate yourself" link.

Oh My...

What? No mention of the spy satellite run by Major League Baseball?  :lmao:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother's_Little_Helper
Or 12/21/2012. 

You'd think, though, that someone who knows about healing thought forms would use them to cure their own mental illness.

BTW, I heard some CT about the Government being able to spy on us via regular cable way back in the 1980's or maybe early 1990's, though I never really heard how it was done.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2008, 07:24:17 PM

You'd think, though, that someone who knows about healing thought forms would use them to cure their own mental illness.


I think that sets up an endless negative feedback loop.

Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 14, 2008, 07:26:51 PM

You'd think, though, that someone who knows about healing thought forms would use them to cure their own mental illness.


I think that sets up an endless negative feedback loop.


With DUmmies, who can tell?  I mean, their entire thinking is an endless negative feedback loop.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us usin
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 14, 2008, 11:03:16 PM
TINFOIL ALERT! TINFOIL ALERT!
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Full-Auto on April 15, 2008, 07:37:34 AM
That's some funny shiznit.

Why aren't the DUmmies talking about the very real ability of the Fed's to listen in on you via your cell phone?  If your phone is on, they can listen to everything you're saying and even track you via the built in "emergency" GPS that almost all cell phones have now.  You don't have to be in a call for them to hear what you're saying, it just has to be on.

People are glued to their cell phones.  Who cares what you're watching on the boob tube.  Unless you're a pot smoking DUmmy, most people don't have serious conversations while watching a movie so why would anyone care what you're saying (or not saying) while watching Desperate Housewives?
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: FlaGator on April 16, 2008, 09:17:13 AM
So what stopped the government from manipulating analog signals?
Who says it didn't?????

Uploading
Uploading VRWC updated software to the DUmmies was just slower.  Now it's like going from dial-up to a T1.   :uhsure:

No one told about the trap door we put in Windows and Mac OS to watch them via their webcams and screens I hope.


And how everytime they snap a picture with their cell phone it gets sent immediately to the VRWC Image Processing Lab.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2008, 09:21:52 AM
That's some funny shiznit.

Why aren't the DUmmies talking about the very real ability of the Fed's to listen in on you via your cell phone?  If your phone is on, they can listen to everything you're saying and even track you via the built in "emergency" GPS that almost all cell phones have now.  You don't have to be in a call for them to hear what you're saying, it just has to be on.

People are glued to their cell phones.  Who cares what you're watching on the boob tube.  Unless you're a pot smoking DUmmy, most people don't have serious conversations while watching a movie so why would anyone care what you're saying (or not saying) while watching Desperate Housewives?

The really great part is that when they press the special "red button" your cell phone goes into overload like Kirk's phaser (or Spock's tricorder) and explodes and kills you.
Title: Re: What does HDtv really mean, Is there a chance the government will spy on us
Post by: RobJohnson on April 16, 2008, 09:24:43 AM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that might have to watch the show on the other side. Not everyone will look like 'Girls Gone Wild' when they walk about their house naked.  :lmao:

Especially a cross gender DUmmie!